For the first time in the history of The Dave and Steve Show… it’s ‘just’ Dave and Steve!

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- It’s Dave’s fault that Tracy and Gretchen weren’t on the show.
- Dave wants his kid to be whatever he wants to be, as long as he wants to be something good.
- Steve compliments Dave on his big backyard, and then tells how his wife wrecked his.
- A man thinks that being a Native American means he doesn’t have to mow his lawn.
- Someone faked a fishing license, and is now going to jail for 2 years.
- It turns out Dave may not have wanted to drink that moldy bath water after all.
- Dave has nothing to do with Microsoft’s record profits.
- Steve and Dave bitch about AT&T’s crappy service some more.
- We hear from Cecil the Tow Truck Driver, and he shares an awesome story.
- You still have a shot at winning $30 in iTunes credit, just for helping us out!
- Dave and Steve finish off the show talking about the worst hotel they’ve ever stayed in. How bad is bad? How about plates of half-eaten chicken bones under the bed, bar fights, holes in the floor, and implications regarding their friend having sex with sheep? And it gets worse!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #127 – Big Backyards

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We have comedy, metal, and a jam-packed show for you this week!

- Dave broke off communication with Steve, then broke something else…
- Toy Story 3 was the greatest film Dave never wants to see again.
- Steve’s Father joins us in the Argar Largar Studios and gives a skunk update!
- A woman lied about getting jacked, because she was jacking.
- The crazies are going to protest the nerds, all at Comic-Con!
- Jani Lane goes to jail, and Gretchen goes off topic.
- We hear from two different fans in our Mailbag, and Tracy gets his ego stroked.
- Tracy has a real problem with a farm for children.
- Michael Starr from the world-famous Steel Panther joins us for a chat!
- Steve chooses Tweets of the Week that are more like Tweets of the “Weak.”
- Hilarious comedian, Rodman, joins us and makes good with the Asians.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #126 – Steel Panther / Rodman

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Like a cabin full of men, this episode is meaty!

- Steve is out, but some emails may explain where he is.
- A woman in the UK was found dead, and not in a good way…
- Gretchen can tell if someone has given oral by looking in their oral cavity.
- A man shot holes in his house (and his wife) while trying to hang a satellite.
- Dave almost put a bunch of nails through a man, and Tracy had to pull one out of his boss.
- We play a bit of the Auto-tune “Double Rainbow” song.
- Gretchen had someone take a dump outside of her apartment building.
- Mel Gibson’s rant reminds Dave of a message Steve left for another show.
- We talk Colton Harris-Moore, and for the most part, we’re on his side.
- We reveal the secret word you can use to get $30 in iTunes store credit.
- We finish the show by getting to the bottom of Steve’s absence, and you won’t believe where he was all weekend.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #125 – Guy’s Retreat

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If you’ve still got all of your fingers left after the 4th of July weekend, make sure you use at least a couple of them to listen to our latest episode!

- Steve’s kid managed to ride a bike while Steve rode his wife.
- Tracy’s kid totally one-ups Steve’s kid.
- Gretchen can’t tell us what she did for the 4th of July… yet.
- Dave hates fireworks almost as much as he hates his neighbors.
- Steve agrees that fireworks should be banned, and Tracy agrees that we hate America.
- Tracy explains how to make a sparkler bomb, for the kids listening at home.
- Dave plays Steve’s ENews intro for Tracy’s Headlines.
- A woman backs into a canal to escape vampire, and a man dies to escape “Twilight: Eclipse.”
- We may soon find out how it’s possible that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive and kicking.
- Steve gives us an update on the stinky little bastards in his Dad’s yard.
- Tracy gives us an update on the spiky little bastards in his pants.
- Gretchen has an idea to help Tracy with his kidney stones, but Tracy isn’t sold.
- Steve gets popped by a Russian woman, as he tries to buy some… “cleanser.”
- J the Producer checks in to let us know about the brand new single from Karyn Paige.
- We finish the show out by talking to Comedian Jose Sarduy. He’s a really funny guy who is on tour around the country right now, so check him out if he wanders into your town!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #124 – Jose Sarduy

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