Archive for June, 2010

#123 – Masseuse Tipper

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

A bit late this week, but we promise it is worth the wait!

- Tell a friend about the show, and you could win $30 in iTunes store credit!
- We may (or may not) have an interview with a former Vice President coming up.
- Steve took part in a very important event and didn’t tell The Pile about it.
- A naked woman stole a cop car, and jumped a chain link fence, and it wasn’t Gretchen!
- You can’t hump in space, at least on the International Space Station.
- Tori Spelling got Farrah Fawcett’s number by mistake.
- A person calls 911 on dust (yes dust) in our Blotter this week.
- Tracy brings us another gripping entry of “Gretchen’s Diary.”
- Steve tells us all about his Dad trapping not one, but two skunks!
- Dave follows up with a story of why his Dad no longer shoots skunks.
- We finish the show off by talking to Steve’s “idol,” and he won’t let us ask ol’ Albert any hard hitting questions. We might as well have talked to Tipper instead!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #123 – Masseuse Tipper

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#122 – Batista Barista

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

We may not be as fun as a Chuck E. Cheese, but we’re twice as clean! Make sure to listen to this week’s show for a chance at $30.00 in iTunes store credit…

- Dave asks that you all leave a review in the iTunes store.
- Seattle still doesn’t have nice weather, but we do have St. Meatentine’s Day.
- Tracy and Dave didn’t go to Steve’s Birthday bash, but Gretchen did.
- Gretchen won’t let Steve talk about the cake, no matter what she says.
- A man gets skin ripped off his sack, but it was all for a good cause.
- An employee of “Doodie Calls” found a diamond (read: $58) in the rough (read: dog turds).
- England hates their former World Cup goalie, and Steve hates the game of soccer.
- Dave went to Chuck E. Cheese, and has never been more scared in his life.
- Steve revisits an Asian/Mexican restaurant, and finds it ain’t what it used to be.
- Seattle shouldn’t have a water park, and Tracy shouldn’t eat the gravy at “The Royal Fork.”
- We finish the show by talking with a famous wrestler who is now taking a crack at MMA fighting!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #122 – Batista Barista

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#121 – French Fries

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Dave returns from France and brings with him your chance to win a $30 iTunes giftcard!

- Right out of the gate, Dave is angry at the crew for not giving him attention.
- Tracy has a medical condition known as “d*ck pebbles.”
- CK perfume can attract wild cats, and it doesn’t matter how.
- You can get a burger at Wendy’s, and find out how horny people are.
- Viva La Bam got a Viva La Bat to the back of his Viva La Head.
- We find out that Gretchen might be sending her kid to boarding school soon.
- Dave does the equivalent of sharing his vacation photos on a podcast.
- Steve spent a week inside Dave’s head speaking fake French.
- We give away ‘Alan Wake’ and we’re giving out a $30 iTunes gift card this month!
- Gretchen goes all Thomas Edison/Jefferson on us again this week.
- We finish the show by talking to a representative from BP in regards to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Find out what their latest cleanup efforts are, which will most likely surprise a few of you.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #121 – French Fries

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#120 – Pain Killers

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Dave left the country and Tracy is on painkillers. Is a better show possible? Start listening and find out!

- Gretchen and Jen take over the show…briefly.
- Tracy had a kidney stone and shows up on a wobbly wheel.
- People in Central Washington hate the first amendment.
- We’re giving away a $30 iTunes Gift Certificate in June!
- Gretchen wants to knit a scarf using Dave’s body hair.
- Tracy figures out how old Gretchen might be.
- We field your questions about Dave!
- Tweets of the Week is back!
- We talk about our possible last words.
- Gretchen loves the name Thomas and doesn’t care who it is.
- Tracy will show off his kidney stone collection on next week’s show.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #120 – Pain Killers

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#119 – Jeff Dye

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Comedian and host of his own upcoming MTV show, Jeff Dye, joins us!

- Tracy loves his new kid and over-loves his old one.
- Some hospitals don’t want you to leave without chicken blood.
- Steve saves his brother in-law’s life on a crappy beach in Washington.
- You can’t carry a gun and an enlarged gun for the Indonesian Army.
- A man shoots himself in the flange nuts in the middle of Lowes.
- Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper passed away and are remembered.
- Gretchen’s car breaks down again…
- Steve likes to let Missionaries in to do his dirty (house) work.
- Dave goes to San Francisco and returns with more than a couple of stories.
- We finish the show off by talking with “Last Comic Standing” star, Jeff Dye. Jeff has a show coming out on MTV with Ashton Kutcher this summer called, “Numbnuts,” and a Comedy Central special you can get on iTunes. He also just happens to be playing 3 shows this weekend in Bellevue at The Parlor Live!

Check out Jeff’s PageMySpace for dates on his upcoming shows, as well as links to his amazing comedy albums!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #119 – Jeff Dye

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