It’s “We’re not saying goodbye, we’re saying see you on down the road.” week on The Dangly Bits Show!

- Actors should be careful what roles they take otherwise they may be immortalized as Boner.
- If an animal has the word “Killer” in its name…it just might be dangerous.
- The State Department gives Tracy one more chance to prove he’s not an enemy of the state.
- We chronicle Producer J’s life on the Dave and Steve Show and showcase his main contributions.
- Producer J gives his swan song and updates us on his current projects.
- We say goodbye to Producer J with inspiration from Bill Bixby.
- Listener Party! March 6th! Surprise announcement regarding stage hypnosis!
- We gave you the secret word for the last time in February.
- Take care J, write often!

It’s the weekend again so get in the Uhaul and point out that dent on the front fender before you pull out because they’ll charge you when you bring it back…and like always Keep ‘Em Danglin’

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Episode #105b – The Dangly Bits Show

Hey all you Pile Members!

Dave’s dumb head went and forgot to edit out the secret “live” word from Episode #105 before it was posted. He’s going to take care of it by the end of the day today, but now is your chance to take advantage of his mistake and get a chance to win a copy of “Uncharted 2″ for the PS3. All you have to do is listen to the show, email us the secret word and you’ll be entered to win.

Listen now before he gets his hands on the “dump button” if you know what we mean.

Argar Free Games!

We broadcasted live once again on Ustream.tv and were joined by a fantastic studio audience!

- The March 6th listener party is drawing near…plan to be at the greatest event south of the Olympics!
- Secret Words! Email the Secret word to us to enter to win Super Mario Bros. for the Wii.
- We have more fun with Bigfoot and Cliff Crook.
- USA beats their little brother in hockey.
- A clever Russian hacker leads to an uncomfortable exchange between Gretchen and her former landlord.
- Police catch the deadliest catch: A drunk driver.
- They’re peeing off roofs again in the blotter.
- New segment where we explain computers to Steve. He’s fascinated…and stuck in a closet.
- Robert the Grump brings us an awesome quiz. Show me the Monet!
- Boner has gone missing in Canada. Seriously.
- Sara Davis lifts us up and really shows us some love.

Sara Davis from the popular podcast How Much Do We Love joins us for a fantastic interview and explains the immense burden of being so positive for twenty minutes.

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Episode #105 – The Sara Davis Show

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Imagine Kevin Bacon sliding down the stairs in “Footloose,” after just beating up his girlfriend’s abusive ex-boyfriend with the help of that one redneck who learned to dance. He yells out his famous, “Hey, hey! What’s this I see? I thought this was a party… LET’S DANCE!” but instead of Kenny Loggins kicking things into high gear, you get this song.

Just imagine…

It’s “Too fat to fly so we’re growing a beard instead” week on The Dangly Bits Show!

- J is out because he’s marching in front of the Southwest Airlines Terminal
- We’ve done 43 Dangly Bits episodes now…seven more and we shoot someone out of a cannon.
- Rock Sugar is talented, though not original.
- Germany took a brief lead in the medal count, but the USA stormed their beaches and leads again.
- Only Olympic Snowboarding has saved NBC’s crappy coverage.
- A Texas man discovers one sure way to avoid taxes.
- Conan O’Brien could be teetering on the edge and not know it.
- Sarah Davis from another awesome podcast is coming up on the next Dave and Steve Show.
- Listener Party! March 6th! We have gift bags! Dave will personally dance with every attendee.
- Contest…Mario Bros. for the Wii…send in that secret word.

It’s the weekend again so get in the Uhaul and buy the extra insurance in case you take one of the side mirrors off trying to back up…and like always Keep ‘Em Danglin’

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Episode #104b – The Dangly Bits Show

Just watch the video…

Seriously… has she ever even been on a set of skis before?

Technical difficulties prevented us from broadcasting live this week, but that didn’t stop us from delivering the best damn pre-recorded show this side of the Mississippi!

- Dave finally got his Christmas present from Steve, and it involves massive amounts of hair.
- If you need any boxes of unopened trading cards from the 90s, visit Dave’s garage.
- If you need any boxes of unopened expired Twinkies, visit Dave’s cattle farm.
- Greece has mismanaged its money, and the other countries have welcomed it to the club.
- The sands may be golden in Rio, but the streets had better not be.
- Teachers grow weed and steel electricity, and an Officer has a magic shield.
- Tracy is going to let people sleep at his house, and Gretchen may have someone sleeping on her.
- We get a quick Olympic update before hearing from Cecil and Laura in The Mailbag.
- Steve tells Dave that he’s getting the Box Office wrong, and some old people got older.
- Kevin Smith is too fat to fly, and NBC is getting complaints for trying to pay the bills.
- We finish the show talking to “Battlestar Galatica” Scientific Advisor, author, and NASA employee, Kevin Grazier. Kevin’s forgotten more about knowing how to forget stuff then you’ll probably ever forget you knew. Plus he gives a hell of an interview!

The Official NASA Saturn Page

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Episode #104 – The Kevin Grazier Show

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It’s “Who needs an Episode #102 anyway you jackholes” week on The Dangly Bits Show!

- Alec Baldwin blew a cork and it was awesome!
- Iran wants attention so badly…why won’t anyone pay attention to them?
- We welcome Polk County School District parents listening to the show on their new iPods.
- We were talking loud enough to wake up J in the middle of the show…shhhh!
- Desperate Housewives gets more housewives
- Producer J wants to know when Jen is giving her son “the talk”.
- Jen had a DVR fail and still watched more TV than the rest of us combined.
- Contest…Mario Bros. for the Wii…send in that secret word.
- Listener Party – March 6th -Google directions or else!

Get in the Uhaul and don’t drag the couch over those wheel wells, we just had it cleaned…and like always Keep ‘Em Danglin’

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Episode #103b – The Dangly Bits Show

Lady Gaga has got nothing on the folks at the Mayo Clinic.

Anyone else notice him copping a feel each time they switch positions?

Professional Life Coach and martial arts expert Padme Grace joins us to describe exactly what a Life Coach does and answers some hypothetical questions about how she’d help a person we made up in our imagination. Also:

- Dave is in the closet for this show.
- We talk Super Bowl Commercials and our love for New Orleans.
- Hugh Hefner is accused of screwing Playboy.
- Steve had a picture of a girl touching herself on his Facebook.
- If you listened to the show live you have a chance to win Uncharted 2: Among Thieves for the PS3.
- Steve battles technical difficulty to get back on the show.
- Bill Murray to be in GhostBusters 3. No word on a 3rd Meatballs.
- Fantastic interview with Life Coach Padme Grace who offers advice to a certain host of the show.
- Listen for the secret word and email it to the show to enter to win Mario Bros for the Wii.
- Basically, people hire a life coach because they are too lazy stay in line. Or they don’t have a wife.
- Fact: Most people lie to their life coach. Big surprise.
- Padme explains how bicyclists aren’t evil. We’re not buying it.
- The show ends with Gretchen’s dog pooping on the floor next to her.

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Episode #103 – The Padme Grace Show

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We tried out the whole Ustream live thing on last Thursday’s Dangly Bits Show, and it went so well that we figured we’d do it for the main show tonight! Tune into our official page on Ustream if you want to watch and chat with other viewers, or just come back to this page to watch the live stream in the window below from the comfort of The Dave and Steve Show website!

The live feed will be broadcast, beginning at 9:00pm PST with our interview with Padme Grace, followed by our 9:30pm taping of the main show!

Dave has set up a webcam to at least have some kind of video feed, even if it is just his ugly mug for now, and we’ll be giving out the secret word that you need for a chance to win “The New Super Mario Bros” for the Nintendo Wii!

Argar Livegar!

It’s “We’re going live in 8 minutes you bozos” week on the Dangly Bits Show!

The Dangly Bits crew produced the first LIVE podcast of The Dave and Steve Show family and we’ll be doing plenty more. This was largley unannounced as we were testing out technology that was new to us. There was plenty going on during the 35 minutes including:

- We were streaming live on ustream.com! Don’t worry if you missed it…we’ll do it again soon.
- It’s warm enough some places to be eaten by sharks.
- Lindsey Vonn is a female athlete. Nothing else!
- What’s a Winter Olympics without snow? We’re about to find out.
- The Who and Bridgestone Tires will bring you a pretty crappy halftime show.
- Dave wants the Saints to win because he needs a message in his NFL mascots.
- Tracy wants New Orleans to lose and then the city collapse into the sea.
- The Colts will win anyway, anyhow, anywhere they choose.
- We leak some more information about the listener party March 6th!
- New Contest! Mario Bros. for the Wii and Tracy has a unique way of announcing it.
- Oh yeah…there was a secret word in here somewhere.
- No TV trash this week…next week though.

Get in the Uhaul for another weekend and remember to fill the tank to 3/4 when you return it or you’ll be paying what they pay in the UK when the final bill comes…and like always Keep ‘Em Danglin’

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Episode #101b – The Dangly Bits Show

Listener Mike sent this along, and we just had to post it:

Tune in next week when he sends us the hilarious “Polka Water Bison” video.

Noted Bigfoot research expert, and the reason we use the term, “Argar Largar,” Cliff Crook is back on the show!

- We announce the winner of “Batman Arkham Asylum,” and give details on our next contest!
- People are trying to smuggle kids out of Haiti, and a man peed on the Walmart meat counter.
- Dave isn’t a bad guy, but Tracy is a much better one.
- A traffic reporter causes a backup, and sex for cigarettes doesn’t work out as planned.
- Steve takes his kid sledding on an active volcano, and it wasn’t that fun.
- Listener Mike writes in to stick up for gamer nerds, and then geeks out on Star Trek Online.
- All little people look the same to Gretchen, and things aren’t going well for Rip Torn.
- We end the show speaking with Bigfoot expert, Cliff Crook. He’s a “quiet talker,” so crank your speakers and enjoy a wild ride through the stompin’ ground of the Sasquatch!

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Episode #102 – The Cliff Crook Show

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