The good news is that the final Dave and Steve Show of 2009 is going up a day early! The bad news is that it’s a “Best Of” thrown together by Dave, in between blackouts from too much eggnog and sugar cookies.

We will be back in full swing on January 4th and will have a hot, fresh and VERY 2010 show for you the following day! Until then, share this sucker with friends as a primer for the magic that is The Dave and Steve Show!

And make sure you stick around to the very end to hear an amazing collection of drops played together for the very first time.

Princess Amber probably doesn’t want a photo of her husband kissing another man up on the main site, but what better way to kick off 2010 then by reading one of her emails to us!

Argar New Year!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #96

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Note: Looks like Sprinkles the Elf managed to sneak into our editing booth and have some fun with us. If you start to hear bad audio around the 30 minute mark, just re-download the show and you’ll be fine. That darn Sprinkles!

We are recovering from our eggnog hangovers and trying to catch a flight out of The North Pole. In the meantime, we managed to get our very special Holiday Show up for all of you to listen to! We’ve got elves, frozen fingers, letters to Santa, Holiday Headlines, and the 2nd Annual Dave and Steve Show Gift Exchange.

Not only that, but if you listen REALLY closely to said gift exchange, you can win a Steel Panther CD for doing nothing more than sending a quick email to the gang!

We should also note that awesome version of “Jingle Bells” that we use to close out the show is available for free to download! It’s performed by a band called Amasic, and the YouTube link and download info can be found right here! It’s just one more gift from us to you!

We hope you all have a wonderful Holiday Season! We won’t be live next week, but will still have a few surprises, so make sure you tune in! Argar Largar to everyone, and we’ll talk to you in 2010!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #95

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Hey Folks!

It’s Dave, and I’m sending this to you from high above the lovely Canadian heartland! As I type this, we are on our way to The North Pole, and are preparing to bring you the best darn Holiday Special that we can later tonight.

We’ll have a special Holiday-edition of Headlines, Steve is going to be sharing some letters to Santa, we’re going to chat with our old pal, Sprinkles the Elf, and Dave is going to read a very special version of “Twas the Night Before Christmas” to put you all in the Holiday mood!

As if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to kick off the gift giving with our own Dave and Steve Show gift exchange featuring the cast of The Dave and Steve Show, as well as the folks from The Dangly Bits Show!

If you want to hear just how badly one of these gift exchanges can go, listen to last year’s Holiday Special. You should be warned though that we were a bit more free-spirited with the language back when this was recorded, as we hadn’t quite hit the train wreck of a show that was our 50th.

I better go, as I’m not even sure I’m supposed to have my cell phone powered on right now. What are they going to do? Arrest a guy who is on his way to see Santa? I just don’t think so.

So tune in Tuesday morning and we’ll have some fun together!

Argar Largar!
-Dave

Welcome to the AM radio version of the Dangly Bits Show!

- Tracy doesn’t introduce Dave until he complains about it first.
- The gang discusses Avatar and America’s secret hatred for expensive movies.
- Steve is still our beloved TV geek.
- Producer J loves to change his mind, wait no doesn’t…well, yes he does.
- Producer J finally admits he doesn’t rule the Internet.
- Queen Elizabeth II rides an ordinary commuter train. Just like a normal person…with bodyguards.
- If you get a B+…you probably cheated.
- Producer J talks about Tracy’s metaphorical girlfriend.
- If we boycotted Italy, it wouldn’t change our lives much.
- We take a quick survey about receiving “sext messages”.
- Jen gives parenting advice: Make your kid a snitch.
- Technology makes Christmas awesome. So shut up and enjoy it.
- New contests and giveaways!
- Jen has a nerdgasm…seriously. We apologize now.
- We’re getting ready to go to the North Pole for our annual Christmas Show.

We’ll figure out something for next week…maybe, but either way…

…Keep ‘em Danglin’

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #94b

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Also, tune in to the awesome Dangly Bits show tomorrow…seriously.

Unless you care about the latest hybrid car that should have been invented 20 years ago, fast forward to the 45 second mark and enjoy.

It should also be noted that this is the last time an attractive women will be seen standing that close to a lime green hybrid.

We have The King of TV versus The King of the 2 Second Delay squaring off in a winner-takes-all matchup!

- Steve got told he’s been into chicken porn for a long time… by himself.
- The gang discusses the massive Christmas show coming up next. Don’t miss it!
- Gretchen got all bruised up rolling around in a bathtub with a guy while being filmed for money.
- It turns out that 18 kids isn’t enough, and some newborns weigh less than Gretchen’s puppy.
- A cop tries to make peeing on him illegal, and we find out where the cast of “A Christmas Story” is now.
- Be careful what you dip your chewing gum in, if you want to keep your jaw.
- Dave explains six degrees of Pandora, and it involves a polka and a lot of hair metal.
- Tracy goes way too far with the ZZ Top song titles involving Gretchen’s mom.
- Courtney Love got her daughter taken away, and Jessica Simpson might be smashing pumpkins.
- We finish off the show by talking with Comedian and TV Personality, Paul Goebel. Not only that, but since Paul refers to himself as The King of TV, we have him go head-to-head in a TV quiz with Steve.

Make sure you hit up Paul Goebel’s website for links to his own podcast, as well as his touring schedule and more!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #94

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Part 2 of our exclusive Steel Panther interview is now up and ready for public consumption. As with the first video we posted, understand that this is far from a PG-rated interview, and those with sensitive ears should be warned that the Steel Panther members don’t pull any punches when describing what they have or would like to have done to some of their female fans.

You have been warned!

And if you missed part one of the interview, we posted that as well for your viewing pleasure.

We want to give one last big thank you to the following people for making this all happen:

Michael Starr
Satchel
Lexxi Foxxx
Stix Zadinia
Nick Rucker
All the folks at The Showbox SoDo
99.9 KISW

Steel Panther puts on a hell of a show, so if they come to your town, make sure you get out there and get your faces rocked off like we did.

Feel the Steel on iTunes

Sexy Santa Christmas single on iTunes

Steel Panther song samples and tour dates on MySpace

If you guys already watched Part 1 of our interview with Steel Panther, we suggest you watch it again. That’s because J the Producer got his hands on the footage and used his mad editing skills to actually make it come across as somewhat professional!

He’s now working on Part 2 and we should have it up on the site early this week, so keep checking back!

If you’re too lazy to scroll down two posts, just click this link.

Death to all but metal, and The Dave and Steve Show!

Welcome back for another 30 minutes of the crew dangling your face off!

- We bring back that old favorite “What did you do last week?” segment. Never again.
- Tracy ate some chowder to help children.
- Jen gives J crap for being gone…again.
- J woke up in someone’s yard and didn’t visit Cecil
- Cecil loves us…and self-promotion.
- Dave caught a cold waiting in line for pizza.
- Dave promised not to talk but then shared how he decorated his shrubs one winter.
- J received a gibberish text message from Tracy…and deleted it.
- J has turned on Obama again but Jen and Tracy remain more hopeful.
- The crew is perfectly okay around Lego guns.
- Jen hates America and Canada.
- Jen loves private property.
- Jen hates Mexico.
- The gang discusses upcoming guests to the Dave and Steve Show!

Enjoy the show and have a great weekend everyone and as always…

…Keep ‘em danglin’!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #93b

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UPDATE: J the Producer worked his magic on the interview and made it even more awesome than before! So if you’ve already seen it, watch it again!

Before we go any further, you should know that there is a large amount of foul language and crude humor in the video below. It is not intended for children, people from Alabama, my Mom, or anyone who thinks Sarah Palin is, “a breath of fresh air.”

Here is part 1 of our interview with Steel Panther, which we conducted backstage this past Friday at KISW’s Holiday Hangover Ball. Gretchen was a real trooper given the fact that the boys of Steel Panther were constantly smelling her, touching her, and making obscene hand gestures about her.

We will have part 2 up very soon, and in the meantime, make sure you show Steel Panther some support! If they come to your town, go see them and remember what rock and roll is really all about. If you haven’t already, go buy their debut album “Feel the Steel,” either at your local record shop, or from iTunes. You won’t regret it!

Feel the Steel on iTunes

Sexy Santa Christmas single on iTunes

Steel Panther song samples and tour dates on MySpace

Jen has been running around the offices here at The Dave and Steve Show, blabbering on about some funny chap by the name of Paul Goebel. It turns out Paul was even nice enough to mention us on his fine program, “The Paul Goebel Show.”

Paul is a stand-up comedian, has appeared on shows such as “The Late Show with Tom Snyder,” and “Beat the Geeks,” and knows more television trivia than just about anyone on the planet. It’s easy to see why he calls himself, “The King of TV.”

We’ve since listened to said show, and we think it’s better than the knees on a bee! So get out there and have a listen to it, and tell him The Dave and Steve Show sent you. Then Paul will act all confused like he doesn’t know who we are, and then he’ll probably block your email address. It’s all part of his act.

On the other hand, if you’ve stumbled upon our site after hearing Paul’s mention on his show, we welcome you with open arms! We may not have the TV knowledge that Mr. Goebel does, but we try to keep up on current events and create a show that’s lively and fun. Have a listen to any of our episodes, and let us know what you think!

A big thank you to Paul Goebel and his crew, and we’re going to do our best to see if we can get him on for an interview very soon.

Paul’s official website can be found by clicking right here, and his show can be listened to at Handheld Comedy.

The crew caged a Panther, and are ready to release it on your faces!

- Amanda Knox is too attractive to be guilty, and an inmate has a knife in his bad place.
- Tiger continues to hit from the rough, and the Australian camels are taking over.
- If you live in the Seattle area, get yourself to a Papa John’s today or tomorrow and buy a pizza.
- Dads who get their daughters every other weekend kept “New Moon” at #2 this week.
- The President honors The Boss, and the cast of “Family Ties” has been in the news a great deal.
- The crew finishes off the show, with Jen’s help, by recapping the Steel Panther concert that they all attended. Their faces were rocked off, and look for our exclusive interview to go up on this very site later in the week.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #93

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If you’ve never seen these, prepare to laugh. If you have seen these before, prepare to laugh… again.

What strings do we have to pull to get this guy as a guest on our show?

The entire crew is back after our small Thanksgiving break!

- Jen says that Dave has some splainin’ to do.
- Dave explains that he only plays a jerk but he’s a nice guy in real life.
- Tracy loves secret conspiracies. Just kidding.
- While we all play roles on the show, Jen really does drink too much.
- Tracy describes a drunken mishap and his new nickname “fuzzy face”.
- The Snuggie is mainstream whether you like it or not.
- Last week’s Dangly Bits show was weird. Seriously. First time listeners get an apology.
- President Bush made a great speech. He’ll never win a Peace Prize with it though.
- The crew discusses the Body Mass Index as a graduating requirement.
- Breast implants and Horse wangs.
- SODO here we come! Steel Panther Friday Night!
- We’re crashing the party of a local FM radio station and we expect a fight.
- Tracy makes an obscure Brady Bunch reference.
- Steel Panther interview next week on the Dave and Steve Show.

Enjoy the show and have a great weekend everyone and as always…

…Keep ‘em danglin’!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #92b

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Nobody is around… it’s okay to watch.

Now who wants ice-cream?

Tracy, put your hand down.

While the Police here in the States are trying to figure out exactly what happened between Tiger and his wife, the Chinese went and pieced it all together and turned it into the next film from Pixar.

They have every detail correct, right down to Tiger driving an oversized mini van of some sort.

Loyal Members of the Pile,

Want to wish someone Happy Holidays in a special way? Why not call our comment line at 206-984-2407 and wish that special loved one a Merry Christmas, or simply let them know that you’re thinking of them around this time of year. We’ll then play your message for all to hear in the coming weeks! The best part is that if you do this, not only will you be placed on the Nice List, but you can also treat this as your gift to that person and save some extra cash.

So call now!

What can you get for us, the crew of The Dave and Steve Show? We’re only asking for three simple things this year:

1. Rate us on iTunes – Simply click on this link and leave a rating or review of the show. It’s quick and easy, and the more we get, the more we get featured and linked on iTunes!

2. Check out our free App! – If you have in iPhone or an iPod Touch, you can check out our official app called “Dave and Steve’s Droppings” by clicking right here! As with the show, we’d also appreciate anyone who has purchased the app leaving us a review and/or rating on iTunes.

3. Finally we simply ask that you spread the word about the show. Share links on Facebook, email friends and family, and just generally shout our show’s name from the rooftops. We need you to tell other people about us, and in return we promise to repay you with contests and special events!

Thank you for your continued support.

Argar Largar!

Keep your hands on the remote, but don’t change the channel, because another Dave and Steve Show is coming up next!

- Dave thinks someone may have taken one of his golden microphones.
- A man has a remote control for a very different reason, and Steve wishes he had one too.
- The people who snuck into Obama’s party might get a six-figure television deal.
- Steve may have pooped in a yard in Cle Elum this past weekend.
- The entire crew gets to meet Steel Panther this Friday at the KISW Holiday Hangover Ball!
- Dave says he’ll never vote for Gretchen, but thinks she’d make a great President.
- Bette Midler, Dee Snider and Sarah Jessica Parker are all one in the same.
- Tiger Woods’ wife has a strange way of saving his life.
- The Dave and Steve Show has been named as the early front runner for taking Oprah’s spot.
- Pile Member Cecil has started his own fanclub, and he’s already got more fans than us.
- We finish the show talking about the 12 most annoying types of Facebook posters, and find that we’re all guilty of being at least a couple of them.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #92

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