While we’ve all probably said that we’d like to see a wrecking ball take out that mini-van that’s driving 10 miles an hour under the speed limit in the fast lane, we never thought anyone would take us seriously.
We’re just glad we didn’t express our desire to see a wrecking ball take out Kenny G.
Uh oh…
You didn’t think we’d leave YOU dangling just because of Thanksgiving did you?
While the cast of the dangly bits show was traveling, cooking, and recovering from our celebration at Dave’s earlier in the week, we managed to put together a short but important show. Enjoy!
…Keep ‘em danglin’!
We here at The Dave and Steve Show struggle just as much with getting our shoes off, so we were tickled pink to find this product!
This will soon be hanging in our studio next to our Underpantsdini!
Words cannot properly describe the events that took place at Dave’s little “cottage” last night as the crew broke bread and gave thanks. This one really needs to be heard to be believed, so get out your giblets and pull up a chair, because the 2nd Annual Dave and Steve Show Thanksgiving Special is about to begin!
Argar Gobble, everyone!
We’re back with another 30+ minutes of podcasting excellence!
- Producer J is back and Jen makes him regret it.
- Producer J prayed to a toilet and gives us Hippity-Hop language lessons.
- Listener Mike is our guest as we discuss the new iPhone app.
- Mike is frustrated by Tracy’s email summaries and we plan for a metal detecting party.
- Santa won’t be returning letters anymore.
- Producer J shares some awesome parenting advice.
- Dave reminds us that we have to dress nicely for dinner at his house next week.
- We’re throwing together a special dangly bits bonus for next week.
Enjoy the show and before you badmouth it…keep in mind we stopped the show twice since Tracy didn’t know what he was talking about…and we have drops to prove it. Have a good weekend and…
…Keep ‘em danglin’!
It is with great pride that we can now officially announce that the first ever Dave and Steve Show App is available for download!
The App is 100% free and is also 100% ad-free. It’s simply our way of saying “Thank you!” to the members of The Pile, and also yet another way for you to share the word about The Dave and Steve Show.
It’s still brand new to the store, so give it a day to show up in searches, but in the meantime, here is a direct link to it.
Now you may be asking, “Hey Dave and Steve, you sexist pigs, where are the drops from the female cohosts on the show?” The answer is simple…
We are sexist pigs.
Actually that’ not true. Well… Tracy is, but none of the rest of us are. It simply boils down to the fact that creating an App takes a LONG time, and when we started this whole thing, we didn’t have any females on the show. The good news though is that we are already planning an update to include not only new drops from the guys on the show, but also drops from our lovely ladies as well!
We’ve also got some other things planned for it, but that will come later.
Until then, enjoy the App and tell your friends about it, and our final little show!
Finally, a HUGE “Thank you!” goes out to loyal Pile Member, Listener Mike, for putting the whole thing together. If you’re interested in creating your own App, hit up Mike’s amazingly-awesome site at Funcode.net and tell him Dave and Steve sent you!
Argar Largar!
If they had, they would know that this is roughly the 4,385th time that Ric Flair has hit Hulk Hogan in the head and left him bloody.
Look for the Australian News Network’s gripping report next week about a giant green ogre and talking donkey who recently defeated a dragon and saved a princess.
While Steve was out looking for a new church to join, he stumbled upon this little gem combining religious chocolate with musical peanut butter.
For those of you who have never seen the original, it’s actually even scarier than the Manson version.
Argar Largar, Jesus!
Gretchen is out, but that will not stop Steve, Tracy and Dave from bringing you the best show on Earth!
- The crew is still working on a live show, and Dave sent out golden invitations.
- Tracy went to see KISS, from far, far away. Luxury, Seattle style!
- Our first story comes to us from Moscow, Idaho… no… Russia.
- Steve wants Tracy and Dave to eat him, and Tracy and Dave know what has to be done.
- A woman faked breast cancer to get a new set of breasts.
- We have a new, and very exotic, sponsor to the growing list of DaSS Sponsors!
- Steve was in a car accident, and played the role of Dwight.
- Steven Tyler is in and out of Aerosmith, and the host of “Remote Control” died.
- Dave has a new Brittany Murphy, and it’s not Ron Howard’s brother.
- The guys finish the show off talking about their plan, or Dave’s lack thereof, should a massive natural disaster hit.
There is still plenty of room in Tracy’s bunker, so climb on in!
It’s often easy to take something out of context and make it seem like something it isn’t. In this case, we have no idea how this could be explained away.
The rain does the same thing to Tracy.
We’re back with another 30 minutes of gleeful anti-intellectualism and junk!
- Dave explains God’s sense of humor.
- Jen discusses how she wanted to throttle a Vet on Veterans Day…not that kind of Vet.
- Sexy baristas are under a watchful eye…and this time it’s not ours.
- Tracy is going to go see KISS.
- Steve is so lame he deserves to be Eric Carr. Oh and Tracy is going to go see KISS.
- Veterinarians want you to know you hate your pet.
- Dave wants us to start up our own sexy barista stand.
- Some people think every conversation is about them.
- We discuss the awesome iPhone app…that’s still in review…because we say “boner”.
- Soon you can update your friends about killing monsters and making sweet omelets.
- Dave and Steve Show shirts coming soon!
- We’re working on a possible live show coming up.
- Cast going to go see Roger Clyne, Steel Panther…and Tracy is going to see KISS.
Enjoy the show and don’t forget to Rock and Roll all Nite, and Party Everyday!
Keep ‘em danglin’!
Tomorrow, the 13th of November, Dave of The Dave and Steve Show will be attending Roger Clyne and The Peacemakers, live at the Crocodile in Seattle! If you want to hear a great band and get a chance to get your picture taken with one of the Legends of unpopular podcasting, swing on by and look for the guy desperately hoping someone will ask to get their picture taken with him.
Plus you’ll get to hear an AMAZING band to boot!
And speaking of amazing bands, the crew is in the final stages of securing their spots for the December 4th Steel Panther show! If you’re going to be at the show, drop us a line. We’ll have our cameras and recorders in-hand and will post everything we can right here on the site!
See you out there!
If you missed the last episode of The Dave and Steve Show, you missed Steve giving Alex Rodriguez a hard time for having a painting hanging in his home of him as a Centaur. For the first time anywhere, we are now able to bring you the exclusive shot of an actual painting hanging in Steve’s home:
Does Steve hate Alex so much because of the way he left Seattle, or is it because now Steve isn’t the only person with a Centaur painting of himself hanging over his own bed?
We’ll let The Pile sort this one out.
Remember the Garbage Pail Kids? Well we have one the artists behind the cards right here on our show!
- It was great to see how quickly the alleged Seattle Police Officer killer was captured.
- A plastic surgeon turned his bride from an A to an F.
- Dave steps all over Gretchen’s next news story about a soccer girl fight.
- A man comes up with a great excuse for missing pants and Steve thinks it’s a great idea.
- One of the members of The Pile is now going to be a regular on NBC’s The Today Show!
- Robert the Grump sends us a baseball pop-quiz, and questions switch-hitters on our team.
- We agree that Michael Jackson looked less real than the new ‘Christmas Carol’ movie.
- Not many people enjoyed staring at men staring at goats.
- Alex Rodriguez loves himself but Dave REALLY loves Steve.
- Katt Williams got arrested for robbery, and Joe Jackson is trying to rob his dead son.
- We finish off the show by talking to Luis Diaz. Check out his amazing artwork by clicking HERE.
Giddyup!
This is either all a huge misunderstanding, or the best excuse I’ve ever seen by a stripper Mom.
I’d put it on my fridge!
Wow… just… wow.
Well this song is going to be stuck in my head all week now.
The show is back after a week off so get ready for the best 30 minutes of your Friday!
- We love city building games.
- We try not to kill another Golden Girl.
- Investment bankers are more important than nurses.
- We all joined a fan club…and we’re all offended.
- Jen explains how and why we are all titty babies.
- A South Korean woman finally passes her written driver’s test.
- China discovered that beating people to death isn’t always best.
- We discuss who hardcore gamers really and what they’re probably playing on.
- iPhone games nickel and dime you to keep playing but not to identify poop.
- Steel Panther is coming to our neck of the woods!
- The Dave and Steve Show iPhone app will be out any day.
Enjoy the show and give us a holler. Have a good weekend everybody!
Keep ‘em danglin’!
Everyone loves William Shatner, and when he does something like this, it’s not hard to understand why.
They need to make this a regular segment where William comes out and reads Tweets by Levi, Lindsey, Jessica, and well… the entire cast of The Hills.
So in Japan, it turns out that they sell stuff on TV using a combination of Hooters girls and freaky dancing turkey-like things. We’re not even sure what’s for sale here. Jen speculates it’s a backpack, while Gretchen thinks it might be an exercise video.
Tracy summed it up best by simply saying, “I’d like to pack… uh… her back.”
We hope you have your tear-away shirt on, because The Dave and Steve Show is about to run wild all over you!
- Gretchen’s son woke up screaming at a Halloween party, and Gretchen dressed up in coffee grounds.
- Tracy believes Princess Amber may have dressed up for Halloween, or it was just Saturday.
- Steve invited Dave to a Halloween party, but forgot to tell him to dress up.
- Another foot has washed ashore, but at least can’t be used to kick a testicle into an abdomen.
- You can stay in a hotel in space if you’ve got around $4 million dollars.
- It’s a Random Pop Quiz, and Steve does his best to pull even in the overall standings.
- Listener Mike writes in to suggest a metal detector party, and Cecil tries to rally the troops.
- We finally find a good use for the Snuggie, thanks to Pam: TheSnuggieSutra.com
- There has been a killing in Mayberry, and Barney is on it.
- Dave and Steve fall all over each other talking about how much they love Hulk Hogan.
- We get a disturbing voice message… from our very own Jen.
- We tease some upcoming interviews, as well as ask for help from all members of The Pile.
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