It was a nice tackle though.

This makes me feel better about that time I batted for the wrong team in Junior High baseball.

No Dangly Bits today, though we may get a chance to record one tonight. The reason for the no-show is not due to lack of desire, but simply as a result of life getting in the way in the form of sickness, jobs, and a possible STD.

BUT FEAR NOT! If we don’t get to record a Dangly tonight, we’ll have one waiting for you next Friday, and in the meantime, make sure you check out our super-special Halloween Show if you haven’t already. We got visits from Brett Favre, Kate of Jon & Kate, Captain America, and more. On top of that, each cast member dressed up too!

Keep em’ dangling.

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Episode #87 – The Super Halloween Show

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When you have done nothing career-wise since 1996, you may not want to poke fun at the person interviewing you, as Melissa Joan Whatsherface found out on a recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Wait till you see him tear apart Steve Urkel!

We hope you enjoyed our most recent Halloween Show. We had a blast making it, and we’re so proud of how it turned out.

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It’s a great way to get the word out about the show, and more listeners means more amazing things to come, such as contests, additional interviews, prizes, and more. So start spreading the news about our show, and you will be rewarded!

As always, a HUGE thank you to the current members of The Pile who do their part each and every day to tell others about The Dave and Steve Show. You’re the reason we’re doing this, because it sure as hell isn’t for the money.

Argar Largar!

We really should think about doing this same thing to J the Producer:

We totally would too, but we’d hate to see J get grounded for 2 months.

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Grab your toilet paper, your candy sack, and your vampire teeth, because we’re ready to treat you with tricks like only The Dave and Steve Show can!

- Dave has already had too much candy and messes up the intro.
- The guys have invited kids from the community surrounding the studio to show up for early candy.
- You won’t believe what each cast member has dressed up as.
- In the Headlines, police shot out the window of a taxi cab… just for the hell of it.
- Our first trick-or-treater has arrived, and he’s looking for Propofol.
- You’ll miss the birth of your son if you grope a nurse, and Korean dog cloners aren’t always legit.
- Someone spray-painted a sheep in this week’s Hometown Blotter.
- Steve played a great practical joke on his entire department at work.
- The Pop Quiz, as always, is quite topical this week.
- David Spade uses his dead friend to bring you the best deal in television.
- Captain Lou died, and both Gretchen and Dave say their fathers shared traits with him.
- The trick or treating has really picked up now, as the doorbell gets put through its paces.
- Dave finishes the show telling a story about what Steve’s Barney Fife impersonation did to him at the gym.

BOO!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #87

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We’re going to be recording a very special Halloween Dave and Steve Show tonight, so throw on a sheet and come on down to the studio! We’re going to be handing out candy early (a fact the neighborhood kids are more than aware of), and we’ll be dressing up ourselves as well!

All of this while at the same time bringing you all of the standard Dave and Steve Show craziness you’ve come to expect.

So if you’ve got kids, bring em’ on by and we’ll load them up with candy early!

ARGAR LARGAR!

- Jen got her original intro and it turns out she’s not completely happy about it.
- Box wine is the best and we’re told why…no, seriously.
- Every good thing comes in a box or in a bag.
- Dave is an elitist and drinks from bottles only…very cheap bottles.
- Modern man is a wimp.
- The cast describes the moment they knew they had come of age.
- More people hate Barbie. Shocker!
- Producer J wants to be like He-Man.
- Jen wants lovelier and rounder thighs.
- Dave tries to justify his steroid use…but nobody buys in.
- Producer J does the best Bill Cosby imitation in the world of podcasting.
- Bill Cosby is producing a Hip-Hop album…”Puddin’ Pops and Killing Cops”.
- We might be going to Emerald City ComiCon.
- Dave explains a recent email fight…and how Tracy won.
- Jen is going to hook us up at a Motel 6.

Enjoy this fun-filled 30 minutes of high maintenance podcasting! Have a good weekend everyone!

Keep em’ danglin’!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #86b

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Did you know that The Dave and Steve Show has its own official forums?

It’s true, and there are some amazing conversations going on there right now that don’t make it on to our show. So climb in The Camode and introduce yourself!

Pile… Camode… get it? Of course you do. Now get your tails in there and have some fun!

I’m guessing she failed this portion of the Driver’s Ed test…

I’d also like to point out that Gretchen claims she was not under the influence in this video, and nailed it the next time she took the test.

Get your mind out of the gutter and your ears on the latest episode!

- Gretchen made Dave cry by bragging about fake seats at the Seahawks game.
- The Balloon Boy was a hoax, but a corkscrew stabbin’ over a clogged toilet was not.
- Obama is okay with medical weeds, and Steve agrees with Tracy on everything.
- A train running over a kid in a stroller while dragging a naked man would make for an awesome video.
- We have a brand new sponsor to the show!
- We go over some of the top search terms people have used to find the show, including “fun pee.”
- Mike, Teala, and Cecil all send in emails, and everyone seems to be warming up to Gretchen.
- This week’s pop quiz has to do with baby animals, and Steve gives away an answer.
- ENews includes the Box Office, Birthdays, Elvis hair, and Hollywood perverts!
- The first ever Dave and Steve Show App is being submitted to the App Store this month!
- We finish off the show talking about things we’ve purchased but never use. Steve never got in his canoe, Dave fell of his mountain bike, Gretchen had her kitty shaved, and Tracy has a spare metal detector hanging in his garage.

We inch closer to our 100th show, with the best damn 86th one we can deliver!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #86

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Not only has he just caused a bunch of soccer moms to put down their credit cards, but just look at what he did to the TV.

At least his on-air partner didn’t laugh at him or anything…

Blowing stuff up is awesome. Blowing stuff up with a French countdown is BEYOND awesome.

The French have always owned when it comes to awesome underwater explosions.

Kramer came over to Jerry’s place a lot. See for yourself.

Now I’d like to see a collection of every one of Jerry’s “NEWMAN!” calls. Someone get on that while I go make a sweet omelette.

- Jen spends some time at Madigan Army Medical Center…for real this time.
- Some parents are loud about their choices for schooling their children.
- One six year old kid is going to get his ass kicked once the media attention cools.
- We get an email…and it’s an angry one.
- Nerd Fight!
- Cell phones are cooler than 8 year old kids.
- We’re all glad we’re not “that” parent.

Enjoy this fun-filled 30 minutes of gleeful anti-intellectualism!  Have a good weekend everyone!

Keep em’ danglin’!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #85b

I’m pretty sure we need to stage an intervention. Tracy’s drinking has gotten way out of hand again.

He’s just never been the same since he got back from Chicago and found out Gretchen had been messing around in his bunker.

Shane really hits his stride towards the end.

I wonder if Michael Angelo Batio knows about this guy. He could be the next singer in Nitro!

We kick of the Halloween season with talk of haunted hotels and a wasted recess or two.

- Dave thanks Gretchen for tips on building a better bunker, and Tracy takes offense.
- A giant mudslide dry-heaved before unleashing its fury.
- Be careful which kind of tree you plant in your community, and who you get your lungs from.
- A man gives a really bad firearm safety class, and Rush Limbaugh wants to own black people.
- We learn that both Gretchen and Dave have tattoos, but neither have a giant dork on their leg.
- The pop quiz, submitted by Pile Member Cecil, is ALL Martha Stewart this week!
- Zombie Michael Jackson released a song by Paul Anka.
- We finish off the show with Gretchen telling about an encounter with a haunted hotel this past weekend, followed by Dave doing his best to bring the show down to a new low.

Don’t listen to the show alone, or you’ll never sleep again!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #85

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Getting yourself pumped up for a game is fine. Getting yourself stitches is not so fine.

We’re all HUGE Seattle Seahawks fans here on The Dave and Steve Show, so as a show of support to Owen Schmitt, we’re going to hit Steve in the face with a helmet multiple times during the taping of tonight’s show!