Archive for August, 2009

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #78b – Dangly Bits

Friday, August 28th, 2009

What happens when we let J the Producer host the Dangly Bits Show in Tracy’s absence?

District 9, Transformers 2, Harry Potter in 3D, Ticketmaster, Ted Kennedy, and bugs. That’s what happens.

BAM!

So if you want to know what it feels like to ride on that boat from the Willy Wonka movie, step into J’s mind and try not to rock the boat too much.

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #78b

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How to ride a mechanical bull. (video)

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

It’s at a time like this that we’re all very glad Tracy had the sense to install a mechanical bull in his bunker.

We’re also very glad he’s kicking around getting plumbing installed.

Check out my mad scooter skills! (video)

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Tracy looks ten times cooler on his scooter than this guy.


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Oh, and he also avoids hitting stuff… most of the time.

Soccer looks fun! (video)

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

I must admit I don’t know a great deal about soccer, but Tracy is always trying to get me to go to a Seattle Sounders game. After watching this video, I may have to take him up on his offer.


Flying Kick Knocks Out Soccer Player – Watch more Funny Videos

It’s like a futuristic sports movie where you attempt to score goals while battling for your own life.

Count me in!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #78 – Jive Talkin’

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Before we get to the main show, we want to let you all know about a promotion we’ve come up with to help Princess Amber raise money for her 3-Day Breast Cancer Walk!

The rules are simple:

- If we reach 250 new iTunes Subrscribersand/or Zune Subscribers between now and September 7th, we will donate $100 dollars to Amber’s charity.
- If we reach 500 subscribers, we will donate an additional $50 and dress up in pink evening wear and make-up and post a photo shoot of us right here on the site.
- Not only that, but anyone who also leaves a review on iTunes or the Zune Marketplace, you’ll automatically be entered in a drawing to win a copy of Steel Panther’s yet-to-be-released CD, “Feel the Steel”! We also have pink rubber ducks, ribbons, and Steve’s fridge to give away.

Subscribing is easy. Just click right hereto be taken to our iTunes page, and then simply click the “Subscribe” button. It’s that easy, doesn’t cost you a dime, and you’ll be helping out a really great charity!

Now on with the show!

- Tracy is out, but Jen is here to fill in as our latest female co-host applicant.
- 3 minutes in and Steve and Dave are already quoting Quiet Riot lyrics.
- In the Headlines we learn that the French don’t fight, they make calendars.
- A goat dressed as Brett Favre gets rescued from a trunk, British ATMs go Dr. Seuss.
- One man claims to be the head of the CIA to get out of a ticket, and another gets superglued.
- Dave and Steve bring the world premiere exclusive first listen of Bon Jovi’s new single!
- Steven Tyler is causing problems again, Spider-Man on Broadway sounds awful.
- Jen handles the mailbag this week, and we hear from a couple of new Pile Members!
- Listen as Jen tries to do a combination of Silence of the Lambs and Tracy. Classic!
- Tracy calls in and explains that he doesn’t need to outrun a bear, and which entrance he prefers.
- In ENews, Steve brings the Box Office, Birthdays, and news of Marilyn Monroe’s crypt.
- We finish off the show by interviewing Jen, and getting listener Mike all excited. She holds her own against us, and does a great job under pressure.

Enjoy the show and don’t forget to subscribe to the show via iTunes to help reach Amber’s Breast Walk goal!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #78

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Why mascots aren’t allowed in the Olympics. (video)

Monday, August 24th, 2009

On your mark, get set, FAIL!

The sad thing is that he actually runs better than Dave.

Pokemon Card Game Champions! (photo)

Friday, August 21st, 2009

The Pokemon Card Game Championship was held over the weekend, and as you can see below, the three winners don’t fit the mold of how you’d picture a Pokemon Card Game player.

Oh no wait… that’s right… they totally do.

Lack of Updates and Boobies!

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Very sorry for the lack of updates to the site this week. Dave’s hard drive died, and as a result he’s had limited and spotty computer access. He should have it cleared up by Monday and we’ll be back to bringing you your favorite kid-gets-hit-by-giant-rubber-ball videos!

In the meantime, why don’t you take two seconds and help Princess Amber raise money for her 3-Day Breast Cancer Walk?

The rules are simple:

- If we reach 250 new iTunes Subrscribers between now and September 7th, we will donate $100 dollars to Amber’s charity.
- If we reach 500 subscribers, we will donate an additional $50 and dress up in pink evening wear and make-up and post a photo shoot of us right here on the site.
- Not only that, but anyone who also leaves a review on iTunes, you’ll automatically be entered in a drawing to win a copy of Steel Panther’s yet-to-be-released CD, “Feel the Steel”! We also have pink rubber ducks, ribbons, and Steve’s fridge to give away.

Subscribing is easy. Just click right hereto be taken to our iTunes page, and then simply click the “Subscribe” button. It’s that easy, doesn’t cost you a dime, and you’ll be helping out a really great charity!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #77b – Dangly Bits

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

The Dangly Bits Show comes to you a day early with another 30 minutes of lively banter. Producer J was not able to make it this week so Dave and Tracy dangle some awesome topics like:

- Tracy made a really sweet omelette!
- Queensrÿche is not enough to make Dave eat another scone.
- Stryper turns the other cheek and agrees to play Seattle.
- CBS and Pepsi are bringing black magic to your favorite magazines.
- Brett Favre has signed with the Vikings and will be backed up by Fran Tarkenton.
- Phil Spector killed a B-list actress and thinks we should thank him.
- Thanks to Michael Jackson, Dave will have a harder time scoring narcotics.
- Eastern Canada is in danger from hurricane Bill. Yes, Bill.
- Subscribe to the Dave and Steve Show on iTunes and help us raise money to fight Breast Cancer!
- Our last co-host applicant wrote us a letter and apologized for missing her audition.

Thanks for letting us usher in your weekend! Now go subscribe to the show. Go on.

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #77b

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #77 – Cecil Cola

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Before we get to the main show, we want to let you all know about a promotion we’ve come up with to help Princess Amber raise money for her 3-Day Breast Cancer Walk!

The rules are simple:

- If we reach 250 new iTunes Subrscribers between now and September 7th, we will donate $100 dollars to Amber’s charity.
- If we reach 500 subscribers, we will donate an additional $50 and dress up in pink evening wear and make-up and post a photo shoot of us right here on the site.
- Not only that, but anyone who also leaves a review on iTunes, you’ll automatically be entered in a drawing to win a copy of Steel Panther’s yet-to-be-released CD, “Feel the Steel”! We also have pink rubber ducks, ribbons, and Steve’s fridge to give away.

Subscribing is easy. Just click right hereto be taken to our iTunes page, and then simply click the “Subscribe” button. It’s that easy, doesn’t cost you a dime, and you’ll be helping out a really great charity!

Now on with the show!

- This week’s female co-host applicant flaked out on us, but we’ll have one next week for sure.
- Princess Amber joins us to lend her Tweeting skills to the our live updates on Twitter.
- It turns out people are making a lot of pointless posts on Twitter and Facebook.
- A Spanish toymaker has made a doll that really sucks, and a church wins the lottery.
- We hear from the first of our two brand new sponsors of the show!
- In the Music Beat, we find out that Slash and Steven Adler’s stalker is pretty darn clever.
- Madonna is going to be the bad guy in an upcoming Superman movie.
- Amber writes in twice in the mailbag, Cecil sends in a note, and we are going to be rich!
- Steve checks in with a 20 minute box office, and some celebrity Birthdays.
- Archie makes the wrong choice, and Steve reveals the new cast of “Dancing with the Stars.”
- The guys all open their surprise gifts from Cecil, and are blown away by his generosity.

Enjoy the show and don’t forget to subscribe to the show via iTunes to help reach Amber’s Breast Walk goal!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #77

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Tonight On the Big Show!

Monday, August 17th, 2009

You folks aren’t going to want to miss this one, as we’ve got some major stuff happening on tonight’s show!

- We’re going to tell you how you can win a copy of Steel Panther’s new “Feel the Steel” before it gets released, and support a great charity cause at the same time.
- We’ll be opening the mysterious packages sent to us by listener Cecil. We have no idea what’s in them, but they’re heavy and unmarked. We’re all going to die!
- For all of you iPhone and iPod Touch users out there, we’ve got a super-cool announcement for you as well.
- We’ll also be bringing you all of your favorites like the Mailbag (get your emails and calls in now!), ENews, Headlines, and Mailbag.
- Not only that, but we may or may not be joined by our latest female co-host applicant. Tune in to find out more!

It’s going to be the best show we’ve ever done, so don’t be the only kid on your block to miss it!

ARGAR LARGAR!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #76b – Dangly Bits

Friday, August 14th, 2009

This week the Dangly Bits Show dives into such topics as:

- Les Paul’s death, Britny Fox, and KISS
- Unmarked packages arriving on the hosts’ doorsteps
- Air traffic controllers and the girlfriends that make planes crash
- J coming into possession of some Steel Panther CDs
- What might be the worst typo in the history of emails
- District 9′s total awesomeness, and alien landscapers
- Michael Vick back in the NFL and signed to The Eagles
- J and his horrible potty mouth that Tracy let slip out on the air
- The infamous Dave and Steve Show sextape also gets mentioned yet again

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #76b

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Win Steel Panther’s new CD early! (contest)

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

The picture you see below is of our very own J the Producer’s hand holding one of four copies we have just received of Steel Panther’s yet to be released (in the States) CD, “Feel the Steel.”

We’re going to be giving these away within the next week or so, which means you’ve got a chance at getting a copy before anyone else! Tune into the show next Tuesday morning to find out how you can win one for yourself and impress your friends and neighbors with the greatest rock album to release in the last 20 years!

As Pile Member Cecil would say, “People really do win on The Dave and Steve Show!”

The Ballad of G.I. Joe (video)

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

This one is just for Steve…

..and for anyone else out their who loves a good ballad.

On second thought…maybe cats aren’t that bad.

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Your Time To Shine

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Loyal Members of the Pile,

We need your help!

Whether you’re aware of it or not, Podcasts don’t make a lot of money. By “don’t make a lot of” we mean “don’t make any.” Even the biggest podcasts in podcast land make little to no money in return for providing the great content that they do.

We’re no exception, and as a result we can’t afford big advertising firms or pay for ad space on popular websites. Instead we count on you, Pile Member, to help spread the word about this fine program.

How can you help?

There are a number of ways:

- Sign up for our Newsletter and tell your friends to do the same.
- Rate the show and leave a comment on iTunes.
- Call our comment line or send us an email telling us what you like or don’t like about the show.
- Hit up the The Camode and chat with other members.
- Share links to the site via Twitter and Facebook. It only takes a second, and it helps us a great deal!
- And above all else, tell your friends and family about the show. Word of mouth is the greatest tool for getting our voices heard, but we can’t do it without you.

We’ll continue to work very hard to bring you the show each and every week, and all we ask in return is that you pick one or two items from the list above and help to spread the word.

Thank you very much for your continued support.

Argar Largar,
Dave, Steve, Tracy, J, and a female to be named later

The Price is Very Wrong (video)

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Want to know how not to win at The Price is Right?


Worst Price is Right Bid Ever – Watch more Funny Videos

I like when he’s hanging on Bob reading the final price, because he thinks he might actually have a shot.

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #76 – Active Hole

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Dave is back and the guys are joined by the second applicant in the search to find a new female co-host!

- Our previous female applicant left something behind for this week’s.
- A naked man climbs in bed in the wrong room, and a kitty has been a bad kitty.
- One man needs a diaper change, and another needs some water for his crotch.
- Who keys a bicycle? Find out in this week’s Hometown Blotter!
- Walk this way, but watch your step, and the lead singer of Warrant is headed to the clink.
- Gretchen brings her own style to the Mailbag, and has probably angered Princess Amber.
- We have a new female co-host applicant, but something seems a bit off.
- Our old friend, Roger, calls in to give us an update from the road.
- Gretchen loves talking animals, and Steve can’t seem to figure out why.
- It looks like the webcrawler won’t be crawling on to a Broadway stage anytime soon.
- We talk John Hughes, and Dave gets all sappy about the end of “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.”
- To finish the show we interview Gretchen. Among other things we learn how she keeps her lips plump, we find out about her work in front of the camera, and Tracy makes everyone uncomfortable by going into great detail about her videos.

Gretchen did a wonderful job, and we’d like to thank her for trying out with us! We’re only two applicants in and already we have some tough decisions to make.

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #76

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #75b – Dangly Bits

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Tracy and J the Producer take you on a 35 minute roller coaster just in time for the weekend. The guys talk about:
- Crime in San Francisco.
- Cubans are getting out their garden hoses.
- Obama is like Bush.
- Sarah Palin free show.
- Zombie Movies.
- Billy Mays died snorting Oxi Clean.
- The White House wants to know about the misinformation you get on this show.
- Upcoming shows and giveaways!

Thanks for waiting an extra day for The Dangly Bits Show, tune in again next Tuesday for the next episode of the Dave and Steve Show!

The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #75b

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Creepy Ice Cream Man

Friday, August 7th, 2009

It’s videos like this that show how honest, hard-working people can end up getting tazed by cops…and why some people shouldn’t be allowed to own video cameras.



I still wouldn’t let my kid buy a cone from that dude…if I had a kid.