Things start out innocently enough, but quickly turn scandalous!

The guys discuss the recent ‘Beer Summit’ and J explains that we may have had some of our facts wrong last week.

Then in a shocking twist, Dave reveals a lewd ‘sex tape’ that rocks The Dave and Steve Show world like never before. We’re talking swollen lips, alter-egos, and cheap hotel rooms. Don’t miss it!

Trying to pick up the pieces from the bombshell that was dropped, the guys take a bit of time to talk capitol punishment and the latest on the Twilight sequels. Yes, you read that correctly.

Tracy then closes out the show in the only way he knows how.

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Episode #74b – The Dangly Bits Show

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It’s a slow day, so here’s a dog on a swing.

Argar your face.

Dave likes to keep in shape for The Dave and Steve Show. He often trains for up to 8 minutes each day. Here is a small glimpse into his routine:

Feel the burn.

Two things we talked about on the most recent show were a picture that Pile Member Cecil sent in, as well as a picture of Madonna being all sexy. Here they are:

Both are probably covered in grease and smell of old meat, but only one has “Quality” right in the title.

Thanks to listener Cecil and Madge for making us lose our desire to ever eat again.

Joan Rivers proves that to be a comedian in Hollywood for over 100 years as she has been, you have to be able to take it as well as you can give it.

When I showed this to Tracy he laughed and then said, “I’d still boff her.”

Dave is back with the show, and he’s got a bit of rust.

- Dave forgets how far away Steve is, and then explains his absence last week.
- There are some strong candidates for the female co-host position on the show.
- Tracy’s breaking news involves animal parts… lots of em’!
- A fake cop pulls over a real cop, and nobody was tasered.
- Steve gets quite a kick out of a Tourette Syndrome camp name, and a man gets tasered.
- Dave has a cruise for everyone who missed Rocklahoma this year.
- A dangerous criminal is taken off the streets, and a Down Boy gets a DUI.
- Cecil writes in with an apology, Amber offers up her Tweet to us, and a new “listener” writes in.
- Steve gives us the Box Office, and Dave defends “The Proposal,” and “Two Weeks Notice.”
- Tracy interrupts with breaking news about the truckload of animal parts.
- We get to hear a “Dork Report” from Steve about this year’s Comic-Con.
- The guys finish off the show speaking with Randy Parsons, who is a fabulous guitar maker who has made instruments for Jack White and Jimmy Page among others. Details on Randy and his guitars can be found below.

Parsons Guitars Official Website
“It Might Get Loud” Trailer

Episode #74 – The Randy Parsons Show

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The Dave and Steve Show is searching for a female co-host for our show, and it could be you!

If you think you’ve got what it takes to join the show as a co-host, CLICK HERE, or the “Help Wanted!” link in the right column, to get all of the details.

We’ll be talking more about this on the show tonight, and look for our first potential candidate to join us on the show next week!

Wanna know how to keep your cool around one of the stars of the Harry Potter films? Watch this young lady.

J once got a piggy back right from one of the sparkly vampires in “Twilight.”

We’re just going to let you watch and judge for yourself.

We’re just wondering how many lumps of bird crap the car owner had to look at before they saw her.

Dave returns in time to dangle his bits, and luckily Tracy and J don’t mind at all.

The Dangly Bits Show has a brand new intro, thanks to the always-stoned, J the Producer. After hearing it, the guys begin by talking about real versus fake laughs and how they relate to stretched out buttholes.

Dave also gives J a hard time for posting a video featuring topless women on The Dave and Steve Show website. Tracy in return gives Dave a hard time for centering images and videos on the site.

The topic switches from buttholes to buttholes as the guys discuss who was wrong in the recent arrest of a Harvard Professor. In a shocking twist, Tracy doesn’t hate on cops as much as he normally does.

J goes off on one of his whacked-out conspiracy theories and Dave counters by saying he loved the Transformers sequel. Tracy declares Dave the winner.

The guys finish off by talking about all of the exciting things planned for upcoming episodes of the main show, and J says he wants to interview a giant penis.

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Episode #73b – The Dangly Bits Show

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How can you not enjoy the latest video from Bowling for Soup?

It’s no Steel Panther, but then again… what is?

I bet he’s getting chewed out for sneaking a peek at that hot dancer.

I have no idea what just happened.

In the spirit of this week’s Comic Con Convention in San Diego, CA we bring you this…

If you’re a Star Wars fan it’s quite possible that this will give you nightmares for weeks to come.
And if you’re not a Star Wars fan, it’s quite possible that this will give you nightmares for weeks to come.

If Jar Jar Binks ever deserved to be in a Star Wars sequence, it’s this one.

You wanted the best! You’ve got the best! The hottest band in the world…Steel Panther!

Before we got to the Steel Panther interview later in the show Steve, Tracy, with a surprise appearance from J the Producer, kick through all your normal favorites including:

No Tweets from this show…so eat it.
Steve does a gnome impersonation…no wait…a GERMAN gnome impersonation.
Our first voicemail audition of a new female host!
Steve talks over all the intros. Awesome!
Tracy brings the Police Blotter…well, sort of.
J talks about hippity-hop music people we’ve never heard of.
Dave wishes us well from the armpit of our state.
Enews…birthdays, box office and some other junk.
Michael Starr of Steel Panther brings it all home in this special one hour and 30 minutes of podcasting excellence!
Go ahead…stop reading this…listen to the show already…go on.

Episode #73 – The Steel Panther Show (Part 2)

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Twitter – http://twitter.com/steel_panther

and their Official Website www.STEELPANTHERROCKS.com

STEEL PANTHER

Steel Panther has released a brand new video for their song “Community Property”, off of their new album, ‘FEEL THE STEEL’.

Not only is this a great F’in song and video, but you can hear the guys talking with lead singer, Michael Starr about it and much more on tomorrow’s show in our exclusive interview with him.

It doesn’t get any more metal than this:

Make sure you check out Steel Panther on Myspace — www.myspace.com/steelpantherkicksass

Due to our awesomeness we’re recording the next episode on Tuesday night.

Actually, the real reasons are lame and we’ll explain why.

The guys throw 30 jammed packed minutes together fresh off of completing their incredible upcoming Steel Panther interview for next week’s Dave and Steve Show. Tracy is saddened by the passing of a news legend and no one else cares. Producer J saw Harry Potter and loved it more than Twilight and we almost believe him. Tracy confesses his secret fantasy of Peter Tork being in Iron Maiden. The guys are friended by more people on Facebook and they’re not sure why. Dave reveals why Tracy should have no friends. Producer J goes on to explain details of his conjugal visit recently and the show dies a slow death finalized by Dave describing how stretched out the outro seemed.

Episode #72b – The Dangly Bits Show

Tracy and Dave have talked for years about doing “that crack cocaine thing.”

Instead Dave just takes Children’s Benadryl and Tracy supports Ron Paul. Both have equal results.

WARNING: Explicit language in the clip below.  If you can get past the potty mouths though, then the next task we have for you is to figure out which one of the gentlemen sticks out like a sore thumb.

Hint: It’s not the guy in front of the acetylene tank.

Due to a couple of scheduling conflicts, we will not be doing a Dangly Bits Show tonight.

There is a good chance we will do one tomorrow night after we record our second interview with Steel Panther, so stay tuned.

In related news, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE STEEL F*CKING PANTHER ON THE SHOW AGAIN!

Look for that, along with another potentially amazing interview we’ve got in the works, to appear on the show in the very near future!

Argar Largar!