Hi Everyone,

So my surgery wound up being a real pain, and I’ve been laid up far longer than expected for various reasons that I’ll share on the next episode. I wanted to thank everyone who has sent get well cards, baskets, and other things to help me feel better. As for the people who have called and left me a voice message, my wife erased my entire iphone by mistake, but we’ll wait to get into that until the next episode as well.

I’m on the road to recovery now and will be ready for our next episode for sure. A huge thank you to Steve, Tracy and J for holding down the fort while I’m laid up, and I’ll talk to you guys for sure on the next episode.

Enjoy Halloween, and try not to eat too much candy!

-Dave

Get on your tinfoil hat as Tracy recorded the show from his bunker while Dave is out recovering from surgery.  Of all the episodes of the Dave and Steve Show, Episode #37 is certainly one of them.

• The boys give Dave a call at home while he’s recovering
• J. the Producer reveals an old crush
• Tracy’s mom misses Dave
• Mike emails the show with an appointment in hell
• Amber reminds us what we talked about and we’re still not sure
• The boys take over for Dear Abby
• No takers in abstinence money prize
• A man gets revenge on his girlfriend by peeing on her dog
• J. relates to Charlie Brown
• Tracy was a crossdresser
• Steve’s mom was eaten by a witch

Halloween will be ruined forever after listening to The Prefers Briefs Show!

Episode #37 – The Prefers Briefs Show

We’re out getting our Halloween costumes tonight so we’ll be recording another amazing episode on Tuesday night. We’d give you a teaser about the show but it would all be a lie at this point.

Argar Largar,
The Dave and Steve Show

For more childish wang humor tune in to the Dave and Steve Show every week.

Grab your catheter and take a seat, it’s our most uncomfortable show yet!

• Steve got his 3 year old stoned at a 3D movie.
• Dave loves Tang.  He LOVES Tang.
• Tracy and Dave didn’t do much of anything at all.
• Tracy’s Mom asked about Dave, which is all he needed to know.
• McCain, AC/DC, Walmart, ass grabbing, and tickling are all ways that people have found the site.
• The mailbag is jammed full, and someone isn’t very happy with the content of the previous show.
• The water tower in Kittitas looks just like a penis.
• Mark Wahlberg beat out the Chihuahua.  Say hi to your mother for me!
• Steve doesn’t have any celebrity death stories, except for his celebrity death stories.
• The boys play the first two minutes from “Nailin’ Palin.”
• Old ladies love hanging on to little boys’ balls.
• The election is causing people to fight and throw poop in trucks.
• A man made love to a car wash vacuum.
• The guys finish off with medical stories that will make you squirm and never want to visit the hospital again.

You’ll never walk the same again after this one!

Episode #36 – The Enlarged Testicle Show

You know, I try not to post too many skater/motorcycle/rollerblade/snowboard crash videos, because it’s just too easy to default to them when there is nothing else to post. However when a gem like this one comes along, there is no way for me to resist:

Years from now he’ll tell his grandkids about this and they’ll all have a good laugh.

Oh wait… no he won’t.

I wandered over to Walmart’s website today to make sure that I had the release date of AC/DC’s “Black Ice” correct, and here is what I found on their main page:

How can Steve hate a store that brings us AC/DC, McCain, Obama, the Nintendo Wii, HDTVs, Xbox 360s, and feminine pads, all in one convenient location? I mean, if I were a video game playing, politically-undecided, female rocker chick and it was “my time of the month,” I know who I’d turn to. Heck I’m only a couple of those things (I’ll leave it up to you to decide which ones), and I still can’t get enough of the Wal to the Mart.

Oh and by the way, if you haven’t heard the AC/DC album yet, it sounds like every other AC/DC album before it. Which is exactly what I was hoping for.

P.S. – We didn’t land any million dollar endorsement deal from Walmart or anything. I really just like messing with Steve.

As the election (and Dave’s surgery) draw closer, we’ve got plenty of stuff to take your mind off of politics and put it squarely where it needs to be!

The mailbag is stuffed and ready to go, but you’ve still got time to get your email read on the air. Just hit us up with anything you have to say about the show, the new website, or anything else that’s on your mind: dasshow[at]gmail[dot]com.

Steve’s got his nose to the grindstone, getting geared up to deliver Box Office results, including Mark Wahlberg and Max Payne taking it to that damn talking Chihuahua. He’ll also have lots of other news and juicy gossip from in and around the world of entertainment.

Tracy yelled something about, “NOT NOW I’M WORKING ON A PENIS STORY!” as he ran by a couple of minutes ago, so expect another great dose of weekly news stories.  He’ll also have a follow-up to the cheerleading mom (she might be insane), as well as elderly politcal poll workers mixing it up.

In light of Dave going under the knife, we’ll finish off the show by sharing our favorite hospital/surgery stories, including one in which Dave describes a medical procedure that hurt so bad he equates it to angry cats and his pee hole.

So shoot us an email, and tune in tonight! If you’d like to join the show live, hit up “dasshow” on Skype between 9:30-10:30pm PST and we’ll throw you into the mix!

I don’t know if this video is real or staged, but it doesn’t make it any less funny.

It’s at times like this that I’m glad my wife and I didn’t decide to have our ceremony on a platform above an active volcano like we had planned.

There are links at the top of the page now. Humor me and click them once in awhile.

Don’t forget to tune-in to the next With Tracy Show.

You know McCain… always playing grabass.

I did this same sort of thing to a teacher in school once, and all of my friends though it was funny until she suddenly stopped and I accidentally rammed my hand in between her cheeks. I missed the next three recess periods because of those cheeks.

WARNING: Watching this video will get the jingle stuck in your head for at least the next 8 hours. You have been warned…

I can’t get my dog to stop pooping on the carpet, let alone flush the toilet. I made him watch this video and said, “See how much smarter cats are than you?!?!”

He didn’t seem to care.

*UPDATE* – Let me tell you the story of a little boy named, Tracy, and the day he decided to edit a website without backing up the files first. His intentions were noble, and his vision was clear. However much like all of those people who voted for George Bush, things didn’t turn out as he had hoped. The result is the awesome website you see before you, with the fancy white background and the funky links strewn about. Tracy is hard at work on correcting his mistake and restoring the site to its former glory. In the meantime, just enjoy being alive, and take comfort in knowing that you won’t be knee-deep in .css files trying to get things back to normal.

Original Post:
We’re working on improving the layout of the site right now, so if you happen to hop on and things look odd or out of place, it’s only because you’re dumb.

Hope that clears everything up.

This show will give you the craps!

• The boys come to you live from the Drunken Horse Casino!
• The prime rib is only $14.92, and there is a waffle bar!
• Steve’s Mom and Dad enjoy playing with the Wii.
• Tracy travelled across the state to watch football.
• Dave had in-laws in town, but spent most of the week setting up for the big Columbus show.
• Great White, Michael Richards, and more are coming to the Drunken Horse in November!
• Amber writes in again… twice.
• The Chihuahua ruled at the box office again.
• People (Dave) don’t like Russell Crowe.
• Ringo is done with the autographs, and Marsha Brady is a coke whore.
• There is a reason everyone lost to the Brooklyn Brawler, and OJ Simpson is headed to jail.
• When your girlfriend stays on the toilet for two years, you get to win the lottery twice.
• A bra bandit is on the loose, and you can put the right kind of lobsters down your pants.
• The guys finish off the show sharing their favorite high roller stories!

Once again, a huge THANK YOU to the fine staff of the Drunken Horse.  See you next year!

Episode #35 – The Drunken Horse Show

We come to you from a very special location to celebrate Columbus Day, and if we can keep Steve off of the Blackjack table long enough, we may actually record a show!

We’ve got another full mailbag, but there is always room for more, so hit us up at dasshow[at]gmail[dot]com and we’ll read your ramblings on the air!

Steve will hit us with the entertainment news that you need to know, including which film landed at the number 73 spot in box office revenue this weekend.

Tracy of course has some amazing headlines for us, including an updated on the boyfriend of the woman who sat on her own toilet so long that her ass grew attached to it.

J will also be on the show, and undoubtedly hop in form time to time to share his though via one of the crappiest microphones known to man!

All that and the guys will finish off the show by sharing their favorite Las Vegas/gambling/casino stories of all time. The boys are high rollers, so you aren’t going to want to miss the tales of hookers and blow, or in their cases the stories of Keno and root beer.

All this and more on tonight’s show! If you’d like to join us live, just hop on Skype anytime between 9:30-10:30pm PST and look for username “dasshow,” or just drop us an email and let us know what you think.

As you can see, the crew spends a lot of time in the bathroom, and likes to bring Sharpie markers in with us.

It’s a wonder we even find time to record the show…

Man oh man I wish he was hanging by a different part of his body…

That being said, I think Triumph is going to be my write-in for President this year.

As Tracy pointed out on this week’s show, some people have commented that they simply see a never-ending “buffering” message when attempting to play our episodes using the little flash player at the bottom of each show posting. If you fall into this category, check to see which version of Internet Explorer you are using. If you are using IE6 or below, it’s time to upgrade. While you’re at it, might we also suggest that you stop using a horse and carriage, as well as that black and white “talking picture box.”

For everyone else who is still having the problem, it’s because we don’t like you and don’t want you listening to the show.

Thank you!

Do you ever see things on the internet and think, “Why didn’t I think of that?” That’s what I thought as I watched this brilliant Mentos/Bloodsport mash-up starring, Mr. Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Of course afterwards, I just really wanted some Mentos.

It’s our first and only Episode #34, and it’s packed full as always!

• Steve tries to join the show again, and eventually gets it together, as does J the Producer.
• Tracy is on time, and is amazing as always.
• Steve threatens to have his Mom “clean Tracy’s clock.”
• For 5 bucks you can visit the hometown of Dave, Steve, and J.
• Dave’s got a hernia and is going to have surgery this month!
• A hometown wedding, complete with a penis prostheses, takes place.
• Amber drops us a line (big shock) and explains that Tracy isn’t much of a family man.
• Mike calls in, and we get him to take an iPhone picture in his pants in return for a used refrigerator.
• The Benjamin Rush Elementary School gets a shout-out.
• David Duchovny is out of the sex rehab, which could happen to anyone.
• Steve sums up R. Kelly and it ain’t pretty.
• Women in cow suits pee on front porches and hold up traffic.
• A man gets his rectum stapled shut, and for some reason isn’t too happy about it.
• The guys finish off the show with stories of getting laid off, including Steve’s non-layoff layoff story.

If we packed any more great material into one show, we’d have to charge you for it!

Episode #34 – The Birth Canal Show