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		<title>#133 – Hulk Train</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 23:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen is back, and looks more refreshed than a kumquat tree! - Steve out-talks his music&#8230; again. - Dave has a cold, but got mail order drugs to help him feel better. - You won&#8217;t believe what Dave&#8217;s dog did in the middle of the night. - A woman tried to smuggle a real tiger [...]]]></description>
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<p>Gretchen is back, and looks more refreshed than a kumquat tree!</p>
<p>- Steve out-talks his music&#8230; again.<br />
- Dave has a cold, but got mail order drugs to help him feel better.<br />
- You won&#8217;t believe what Dave&#8217;s dog did in the middle of the night.<br />
- A woman tried to smuggle a real tiger in her bag, next to a stuffed tiger.<br />
- Al Gore&#8217;s new environmental school was built on an old Native American burial ground.<br />
- Hulk Hogan threw his back out, and we have an up-to-the-minute update.<br />
- We were the pioneers of inappropriate dating sites.<br />
- Gretchen claims she didn&#8217;t write part of her Diary, but we think she did.<br />
- We learn all about beer fruit trees.<br />
- We end the show by finding out how each member of the crew is dealing with the time of year when the kids head off to school.</p>
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		<title>#132 &#8211; Chair Sniffers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: Apologies on the feed mix-up. If you hear Episode #131 when you download Episode #132, please delete it and re-download and it should work fine. Oh&#8230; and blame Dave. Gretchen&#8217;s out, and the guys are in rare form! - We lost our comment line number&#8230; maybe. - We&#8217;re going to call Gretchen to get [...]]]></description>
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<p>NOTE: Apologies on the feed mix-up.  If you hear Episode #131 when you download Episode #132, please delete it and re-download and it should work fine.  Oh&#8230; and blame Dave.</p>
<p>Gretchen&#8217;s out, and the guys are in rare form!</p>
<p>- We lost our comment line number&#8230; maybe.<br />
- We&#8217;re going to call Gretchen to get an update a bit later in the show.<br />
- Tracy has been sniffing Gretchen&#8217;s chair again.<br />
- A 21 year old gets busted for playing football&#8230; in Middle School.<br />
- It turns out the ghost train was not a ghost train.<br />
- Dave returns to Tracy&#8217;s fear of cops from last week&#8217;s show.<br />
- Paris hilton thought the coke was gum, and that we are all idiots.<br />
- We hear from Cecil the Tow Truck Driver, and he&#8217;s written us a song!<br />
- Tracy reads Gretchen&#8217;s Diary, but it turns out it wasn&#8217;t written by Gretchen.<br />
- Steve goes on a winery tour, and kills a skunk while he&#8217;s at it!<br />
- Tracy&#8217;s son gave Dave pink eye.<br />
- We call Gretchen on the road, but we wind up getting Roger.</p>
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		<title>#131 &#8211; Jersey Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new studio and a new set of headaches set the tone for this week&#8217;s show! - Dave relocated his office, thanks to his stripper daughter. - Tracy had a run-in with the long arm of the law, and he was almost raped. - It looks like Steve will attempt to make his stand-up debut [...]]]></description>
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<p>A new studio and a new set of headaches set the tone for this week&#8217;s show!</p>
<p>- Dave relocated his office, thanks to his stripper daughter.<br />
- Tracy had a run-in with the long arm of the law, and he was almost raped.<br />
- It looks like Steve will attempt to make his stand-up debut on October 7th!<br />
- A man in a banana costume pulled a shotgun on someone, and then peeled himself.<br />
- A naked man surrounded by dildos and dressed as a woman got himself in trouble.<br />
- Tiger Woods&#8217; divorce is final, and we may be talking to him later in the show!<br />
- Gretchen&#8217;s son found out just how much the Seattle Aquarium blows.<br />
- Dave got totally addicted to The Real Housewives of New Jersey.<br />
- To Tracy&#8217;s dismay, Steve invents the Bret Michaels Channel just for Dave.<br />
- Steve isn&#8217;t fond of Dave&#8217;s book choices, and Tracy just wants to borrow one.<br />
- We talk to a newly divorced golf pro, and we can&#8217;t quite figure out where he&#8217;s calling from.</p>
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		<title>#130 &#8211; Skid Marks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 02:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The show went up late today due to Dave being on vacation, but the laughs are right on time! - Adam Carolla is probably going to be back on very soon, and Steve is thrilled about it. - Dave suggested Albertson&#8217;s chicken to Dave, and Dave&#8217;s butt then suggested he visit the toilet. - Gretchen [...]]]></description>
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<p>The show went up late today due to Dave being on vacation, but the laughs are right on time!</p>
<p>- Adam Carolla is probably going to be back on very soon, and Steve is thrilled about it.<br />
- Dave suggested Albertson&#8217;s chicken to Dave, and Dave&#8217;s butt then suggested he visit the toilet.<br />
- Gretchen says something funny&#8230; on purpose.<br />
- An ex friended an ex on Facebook and got the cops called.<br />
- A dog chewed off a man&#8217;s toe while he slept, and his wife let it happen.<br />
- 3D porn is on its way, and Tila Tequila probably won&#8217;t become a Juggalo.<br />
- Steve had a family reunion, and attended the local burnout competition.<br />
- Tracy really doesn&#8217;t care to reunite with his family.<br />
- The show gets wrapped up due to the Seattle heat wave and lack of fans.</p>
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		<title>#129 &#8211; Park Mannequin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 22:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Make sure you stick around for the final 15 minutes of this show to learn some little known facts about the hosts of your favorite podcast! - Win &#8220;Funny People&#8221; on DVD from us this month! - Steve knows how much money Rob Schneider makes. - Tracy presented his PP to a room full of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Make sure you stick around for the final 15 minutes of this show to learn some little known facts about the hosts of your favorite podcast!</p>
<p>- Win &#8220;Funny People&#8221; on DVD from us this month!<br />
- Steve knows how much money Rob Schneider makes.<br />
- Tracy presented his PP to a room full of people this past week.<br />
- Everyone is shocked to learn that Gretchen loves attention.<br />
- A man and a mannequin shouldn&#8217;t make love in a park.<br />
- Justin Beiber got hit in the head with a bottle, and sex tapes get you jobs.<br />
- A man leaves a plane in a most unconventional way, after taking some beer.<br />
- Gretchen got cold floating in a river, and Steve&#8217;s Dad saved lives.<br />
- It&#8217;s Fair time! As evident by the sign in Dave&#8217;s Indian neighbor&#8217;s red barn gas station.<br />
- We play a drop from Steve that even he can&#8217;t explain, and it involves pee&#8230;<br />
- The show concludes with a quiz that you won&#8217;t believe.</p>
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		<title>#128 – Bird Feeders</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best show you&#8217;ll hear all week! - Dave and Steve both screw up the intro, and then blame it on Tracy. - Tracy and Gretchen are back in the Argar Largar Studios this week! - Gretchen&#8217;s Grandmother got Grandfathered into The Elks. - Steve ran into someone from summer camp, but it wasn&#8217;t the [...]]]></description>
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<p>The best show you&#8217;ll hear all week!</p>
<p>- Dave and Steve both screw up the intro, and then blame it on Tracy.<br />
- Tracy and Gretchen are back in the Argar Largar Studios this week!<br />
- Gretchen&#8217;s Grandmother got Grandfathered into The Elks.<br />
- Steve ran into someone from summer camp, but it wasn&#8217;t the booger-eater Dave loved.<br />
- An old lady catches a guy playing with his infected parts near a playground.<br />
- A finger in a buttcrack broke a bed.<br />
- Gretchen&#8217;s son puked up a bunch of oysters, and counted em&#8217; coming out!<br />
- St. Meatentine&#8217;s Day is coming, and Steve&#8217;s Dad is going to donate all the skunk meat!<br />
- Steve took a bird feeder to the head while trying to dribble on his feet.<br />
- Dave&#8217;s Mother In-Law makes him uncomfortable&#8230; oh&#8230; and he never farts.</p>
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		<title>#127 – Big Backyards</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 05:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the first time in the history of The Dave and Steve Show&#8230; it&#8217;s &#8216;just&#8217; Dave and Steve! If you have a comment about anything we said on this show, email us at dasshow@gmail.com or call our comment line at 206-984-2407! - It&#8217;s Dave&#8217;s fault that Tracy and Gretchen weren&#8217;t on the show. - Dave [...]]]></description>
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<p>For the first time in the history of The Dave and Steve Show&#8230; it&#8217;s &#8216;just&#8217; Dave and Steve!</p>
<p>If you have a comment about anything we said on this show, email us at dasshow@gmail.com or call our comment line at 206-984-2407!</p>
<p>- It&#8217;s Dave&#8217;s fault that Tracy and Gretchen weren&#8217;t on the show.<br />
- Dave wants his kid to be whatever he wants to be, as long as he wants to be something good.<br />
- Steve compliments Dave on his big backyard, and then tells how his wife wrecked his.<br />
- A man thinks that being a Native American means he doesn&#8217;t have to mow his lawn.<br />
- Someone faked a fishing license, and is now going to jail for 2 years.<br />
- It turns out Dave may not have wanted to drink that moldy bath water after all.<br />
- Dave has nothing to do with Microsoft&#8217;s record profits.<br />
- Steve and Dave bitch about AT&#038;T&#8217;s crappy service some more.<br />
- We hear from Cecil the Tow Truck Driver, and he shares an awesome story.<br />
- You still have a shot at winning $30 in iTunes credit, just for helping us out!<br />
- Dave and Steve finish off the show talking about the worst hotel they&#8217;ve ever stayed in.  How bad is bad?  How about plates of half-eaten chicken bones under the bed, bar fights, holes in the floor, and implications regarding their friend having sex with sheep?  And it gets worse!</p>
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		<title>#126 – Steel Panther / Rodman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 07:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have comedy, metal, and a jam-packed show for you this week! - Dave broke off communication with Steve, then broke something else&#8230; - Toy Story 3 was the greatest film Dave never wants to see again. - Steve&#8217;s Father joins us in the Argar Largar Studios and gives a skunk update! - A woman [...]]]></description>
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<p>We have comedy, metal, and a jam-packed show for you this week!</p>
<p>- Dave broke off communication with Steve, then broke something else&#8230;<br />
- Toy Story 3 was the greatest film Dave never wants to see again.<br />
- Steve&#8217;s Father joins us in the Argar Largar Studios and gives a skunk update!<br />
- A woman lied about getting jacked, because she was jacking.<br />
- The crazies are going to protest the nerds, all at Comic-Con!<br />
- Jani Lane goes to jail, and Gretchen goes off topic.<br />
- We hear from two different fans in our Mailbag, and Tracy gets his ego stroked.<br />
- Tracy has a real problem with a farm for children.<br />
- Michael Starr from the world-famous Steel Panther joins us for a chat!<br />
- Steve chooses Tweets of the Week that are more like Tweets of the &#8220;Weak.&#8221;<br />
- Hilarious comedian, Rodman, joins us and makes good with the Asians.</p>
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		<title>#125 – Guy&#8217;s Retreat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like a cabin full of men, this episode is meaty! - Steve is out, but some emails may explain where he is. - A woman in the UK was found dead, and not in a good way&#8230; - Gretchen can tell if someone has given oral by looking in their oral cavity. - A man [...]]]></description>
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<p>Like a cabin full of men, this episode is meaty!</p>
<p>- Steve is out, but some emails may explain where he is.<br />
- A woman in the UK was found dead, and not in a good way&#8230;<br />
- Gretchen can tell if someone has given oral by looking in their oral cavity.<br />
- A man shot holes in his house (and his wife) while trying to hang a satellite.<br />
- Dave almost put a bunch of nails through a man, and Tracy had to pull one out of his boss.<br />
- We play a bit of the Auto-tune &#8220;Double Rainbow&#8221; song.<br />
- Gretchen had someone take a dump outside of her apartment building.<br />
- Mel Gibson&#8217;s rant reminds Dave of a message Steve left for another show.<br />
- We talk Colton Harris-Moore, and for the most part, we&#8217;re on his side.<br />
- We reveal the secret word you can use to get $30 in iTunes store credit.<br />
- We finish the show by getting to the bottom of Steve&#8217;s absence, and you won&#8217;t believe where he was all weekend.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100712.mp3">The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #125 – Guy&#8217;s Retreat</a></p>
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		<title>#124 – Jose Sarduy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve still got all of your fingers left after the 4th of July weekend, make sure you use at least a couple of them to listen to our latest episode! - Steve&#8217;s kid managed to ride a bike while Steve rode his wife. - Tracy&#8217;s kid totally one-ups Steve&#8217;s kid. - Gretchen can&#8217;t tell [...]]]></description>
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<p>If you&#8217;ve still got all of your fingers left after the 4th of July weekend, make sure you use at least a couple of them to listen to our latest episode!</p>
<p>- Steve&#8217;s kid managed to ride a bike while Steve rode his wife.<br />
- Tracy&#8217;s kid totally one-ups Steve&#8217;s kid.<br />
- Gretchen can&#8217;t tell us what she did for the 4th of July&#8230; yet.<br />
- Dave hates fireworks almost as much as he hates his neighbors.<br />
- Steve agrees that fireworks should be banned, and Tracy agrees that we hate America.<br />
- Tracy explains how to make a sparkler bomb, for the kids listening at home.<br />
- Dave plays Steve&#8217;s ENews intro for Tracy&#8217;s Headlines.<br />
- A woman backs into a canal to escape vampire, and a man dies to escape &#8220;Twilight: Eclipse.&#8221;<br />
- We may soon find out how it&#8217;s possible that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive and kicking.<br />
- Steve gives us an update on the stinky little bastards in his Dad&#8217;s yard.<br />
- Tracy gives us an update on the spiky little bastards in his pants.<br />
- Gretchen has an idea to help Tracy with his kidney stones, but Tracy isn&#8217;t sold.<br />
- Steve gets popped by a Russian woman, as he tries to buy some&#8230; &#8220;cleanser.&#8221;<br />
- J the Producer checks in to let us know about the brand new single from <a href="http://www.karynpaige.com"><b>Karyn Paige</a></B>.<br />
- We finish the show out by talking to Comedian <a href="http://www.josesarduy.com"><strong>Jose Sarduy</strong></A>. He&#8217;s a really funny guy who is on tour around the country right now, so check him out if he wanders into your town!</p>
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		<title>#123 – Masseuse Tipper</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bit late this week, but we promise it is worth the wait! - Tell a friend about the show, and you could win $30 in iTunes store credit! - We may (or may not) have an interview with a former Vice President coming up. - Steve took part in a very important event and [...]]]></description>
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<p>A bit late this week, but we promise it is worth the wait!</p>
<p>- Tell a friend about the show, and you could win $30 in iTunes store credit!<br />
- We may (or may not) have an interview with a former Vice President coming up.<br />
- Steve took part in a very important event and didn&#8217;t tell The Pile about it.<br />
- A naked woman stole a cop car, and jumped a chain link fence, and it wasn&#8217;t Gretchen!<br />
- You can&#8217;t hump in space, at least on the International Space Station.<br />
- Tori Spelling got Farrah Fawcett&#8217;s number by mistake.<br />
- A person calls 911 on dust (yes dust) in our Blotter this week.<br />
- Tracy brings us another gripping entry of &#8220;Gretchen&#8217;s Diary.&#8221;<br />
- Steve tells us all about his Dad trapping not one, but two skunks!<br />
- Dave follows up with a story of why his Dad no longer shoots skunks.<br />
- We finish the show off by talking to Steve&#8217;s &#8220;idol,&#8221; and he won&#8217;t let us ask ol&#8217; Albert any hard hitting questions. We might as well have talked to Tipper instead!</p>
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		<title>#122 – Batista Barista</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We may not be as fun as a Chuck E. Cheese, but we&#8217;re twice as clean! Make sure to listen to this week&#8217;s show for a chance at $30.00 in iTunes store credit&#8230; - Dave asks that you all leave a review in the iTunes store. - Seattle still doesn&#8217;t have nice weather, but we [...]]]></description>
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<p>We may not be as fun as a Chuck E. Cheese, but we&#8217;re twice as clean! Make sure to listen to this week&#8217;s show for a chance at $30.00 in iTunes store credit&#8230;</p>
<p>- Dave asks that you all <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dave-and-steve-show/id274983577"><strong>leave a review in the iTunes store</strong></a>.<br />
- Seattle still doesn&#8217;t have nice weather, but we do have St. Meatentine&#8217;s Day.<br />
- Tracy and Dave didn&#8217;t go to Steve&#8217;s Birthday bash, but Gretchen did.<br />
- Gretchen won&#8217;t let Steve talk about the cake, no matter what she says.<br />
- A man gets skin ripped off his sack, but it was all for a good cause.<br />
- An employee of &#8220;Doodie Calls&#8221; found a diamond (read: $58) in the rough (read: dog turds).<br />
- England hates their former World Cup goalie, and Steve hates the game of soccer.<br />
- Dave went to Chuck E. Cheese, and has never been more scared in his life.<br />
- Steve revisits an Asian/Mexican restaurant, and finds it ain&#8217;t what it used to be.<br />
- Seattle shouldn&#8217;t have a water park, and Tracy shouldn&#8217;t eat the gravy at &#8220;The Royal Fork.&#8221;<br />
- We finish the show by talking with a famous wrestler who is now taking a crack at MMA fighting!</p>
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		<title>#121 – French Fries</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 18:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave returns from France and brings with him your chance to win a $30 iTunes giftcard! - Right out of the gate, Dave is angry at the crew for not giving him attention. - Tracy has a medical condition known as &#8220;d*ck pebbles.&#8221; - CK perfume can attract wild cats, and it doesn&#8217;t matter how. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Dave returns from France and brings with him your chance to win a $30 iTunes giftcard!</p>
<p>- Right out of the gate, Dave is angry at the crew for not giving him attention.<br />
- Tracy has a medical condition known as &#8220;d*ck pebbles.&#8221;<br />
- CK perfume can attract wild cats, and it doesn&#8217;t matter how.<br />
- You can get a burger at Wendy&#8217;s, and find out how horny people are.<br />
- Viva La Bam got a Viva La Bat to the back of his Viva La Head.<br />
- We find out that Gretchen might be sending her kid to boarding school soon.<br />
- Dave does the equivalent of sharing his vacation photos on a podcast.<br />
- Steve spent a week inside Dave&#8217;s head speaking fake French.<br />
- We give away &#8216;Alan Wake&#8217; and we&#8217;re giving out a $30 iTunes gift card this month!<br />
- Gretchen goes all Thomas Edison/Jefferson on us again this week.<br />
- We finish the show by talking to a representative from BP in regards to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Find out what their latest cleanup efforts are, which will most likely surprise a few of you.</p>
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		<title>#120 &#8211; Pain Killers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 20:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave left the country and Tracy is on painkillers. Is a better show possible? Start listening and find out! - Gretchen and Jen take over the show&#8230;briefly. - Tracy had a kidney stone and shows up on a wobbly wheel. - People in Central Washington hate the first amendment. - We&#8217;re giving away a $30 [...]]]></description>
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<p>Dave left the country and Tracy is on painkillers. Is a better show possible? Start listening and find out!</p>
<p>- Gretchen and Jen take over the show&#8230;briefly.<br />
- Tracy had a kidney stone and shows up on a wobbly wheel.<br />
- People in Central Washington hate the first amendment.<br />
- We&#8217;re giving away a $30  iTunes Gift Certificate in June!<br />
- Gretchen wants to knit a scarf using Dave&#8217;s body hair.<br />
- Tracy figures out how old Gretchen might be.<br />
- We field your questions about Dave!<br />
- Tweets of the Week is back!<br />
- We talk about our possible last words.<br />
- Gretchen loves the name Thomas and doesn&#8217;t care who it is.<br />
- Tracy will show off his kidney stone collection on next week&#8217;s show.</p>
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		<title>#119 – Jeff Dye</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comedian and host of his own upcoming MTV show, Jeff Dye, joins us! - Tracy loves his new kid and over-loves his old one. - Some hospitals don&#8217;t want you to leave without chicken blood. - Steve saves his brother in-law&#8217;s life on a crappy beach in Washington. - You can&#8217;t carry a gun and [...]]]></description>
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<p>Comedian and host of his own upcoming MTV show, Jeff Dye, joins us!</p>
<p>- Tracy loves his new kid and over-loves his old one.<br />
- Some hospitals don&#8217;t want you to leave without chicken blood.<br />
- Steve saves his brother in-law&#8217;s life on a crappy beach in Washington.<br />
- You can&#8217;t carry a gun and an enlarged gun for the Indonesian Army.<br />
- A man shoots himself in the flange nuts in the middle of Lowes.<br />
- Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper passed away and are remembered.<br />
- Gretchen&#8217;s car breaks down again&#8230;<br />
- Steve likes to let Missionaries in to do his dirty (house) work.<br />
- Dave goes to San Francisco and returns with more than a couple of stories.<br />
- We finish the show off by talking with &#8220;Last Comic Standing&#8221; star, Jeff Dye. Jeff has a show coming out on MTV with Ashton Kutcher this summer called, &#8220;Numbnuts,&#8221; and a Comedy Central special you can get on iTunes. He also just happens to be playing 3 shows this weekend in Bellevue at The Parlor Live!</p>
<p>Check out Jeff&#8217;s <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jeffdye"><strong> PageMySpace</A></strong> for dates on his upcoming shows, as well as links to his amazing comedy albums!</p>
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		<title>Guess who Dave bumped into while in San Francisco?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 22:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>#118 – Alder Street</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 18:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tracy is out with his new baby again this week, but that doesn&#8217;t stop the crew from delivering our best show yet! - We introduce some format changes to the show, so drop us a line and tell us what you think. - We&#8217;re doing a Twitter-only contest next month, but you&#8217;ve still got a [...]]]></description>
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<p>Tracy is out with his new baby again this week, but that doesn&#8217;t stop the crew from delivering our best show yet!</p>
<p>- We introduce some format changes to the show, so drop us a line and tell us what you think.<br />
- We&#8217;re doing a Twitter-only contest next month, but you&#8217;ve still got a chance to win this month!<br />
- Dave is still angry over Patrick Swayze ripping a guy&#8217;s throat out.<br />
- Steve says wiener dogs could pull a sled, but Dave&#8217;s is juicing.<br />
- Someone got tased for forgetting mayo packets, and Gretchen is doing it wrong.<br />
- Bret Michaels is the Celebrity Apprentice, and he may or may not have joined us on the show.<br />
- Tracy managed to record a new &#8220;Gretchen&#8217;s Diary&#8221; for us!<br />
- We also hear from our favorite Twatters in our &#8220;Tweets of the Week!&#8221;<br />
- Gretchen visited the hometown of Dave and Steve, and tells us all about tiger art!<br />
- Dave tells of cops who can&#8217;t act and tailgating the wrong van in Ellensburg.<br />
- Gretchen got a photo snapped of her in front of the Blotter-famous, Alder Street!<br />
- Don&#8217;t stay at the Thunderbird Motel, unless you enjoy giant blood stains on your matress.<br />
- Steve is going to make his Seattle Standup Comedy debut very soon, so stay tuned!</p>
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		<title>The Dave and Steve Show Update – 05/21/10</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 08:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>#117 – Mike Savoia</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 18:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Rock and Roll photographer, Mike Savoia, joins us and shares his backstage stories about the likes of KISS, Pantera, Sugar Ray, and more!</p>
<p>- Tracy is out, due to a baby falling out of his wife.<br />
- We are relaxing our standards a bit, and that means more poop humor!<br />
- Our Twitter is blowing up, and you can join in <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dasshow"><B>@dasshow</A></B>.<br />
- Dave steps in for Tracy in the headlines, and highlights what a pro Tracy actually is.<br />
- Miss USA enjoys a good strippin&#8217;, and a marijuana farmer got baked.<br />
- Give your dying dog some boner pills, and don&#8217;t show up to the wrong house for a sex party.<br />
- Steve takes the wheel for &#8220;Gretchen&#8217;s Diary,&#8221; and a brand new segment called &#8220;Week in Tweets.&#8221;<br />
- Tracy calls us from the road, while driving Princess Amber to the hospital so she can give birth.<br />
- We are giving away &#8220;Alan Wake&#8221; for the Xbox 360, so listen for the secret word!<br />
- Steve reviews &#8220;Iron Man 2,&#8221; Russell Crowe is an ass, and Ronnie James Dio is throwing horns in Heaven.<br />
- We finish off the show by talking with Mike Savoia, who is a photographer for rock radio station, KISW, and has filmed some of the biggest bands in the world.  He has some great stories, and some great photos to prove it!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to check out Mike Savoia&#8217;s website at: <a href="http://www.savoiaphotographylive.com/"><strong>SavoiaPhotographyLive.com</strong></a></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 07:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Dave and Steve Show Update &#8211; 05/15/10</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 04:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>#116b – Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 07:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is the last Thursday edition of the show and we have put together 30 minutes of some of the most special podcasting you&#8217;ll ever hear. Seriously. - Adam Corolla was great on Episode #116. - Robert the Grump writes us and thinks we should kill Nazis and do two shows a week. - James [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is the last Thursday edition of the show and we have put together 30 minutes of some of the most special podcasting you&#8217;ll ever hear.  Seriously.  </p>
<p>- Adam Corolla was great on Episode #116.<br />
- Robert the Grump writes us and thinks we should kill Nazis and do two shows a week.<br />
- James Cameron wants your TV shows to suck in 3D.<br />
- If Osama Bin Laden listens to our podcast, we may have accidently helped him.<br />
- Dave and Tracy almost hooked up Anna Nicole Smith with a scientist.  </p>
<p>Lots coming up on the Dave and Steve Show!</p>
<p>This coming Monday &#8211; Legendary Rock Photographer <a href="http://www.savoiaphotographylive.com/" target="_blank">Mike Savoia</a>.</p>
<p>May 18th &#8211; Live on <a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-dave-and-steve-show" target=" _blank">Ustream</a> Comedian and MC of The Parlor Live &#8211; <a href="http://www.bigirishjay.com/" target="_blank">Big Irish Jay Hollingsworth</a>.<br />
May 25th &#8211; Jerilyn from the <a href="http://www.thebecauseshow.com/" target="_blank">The Because Show</a>.</p>
<p>For the last time get in the Uhaul for another weekend and remember to listen to the Dave and Steve Show every week and forever Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>#116 – Adam Carolla</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 18:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adam Carolla sits down for a chat with us, and you will not want to miss it! - Listen to this week&#8217;s show to find out how to win a copy of &#8220;Alan Wake&#8221; for the Xbox 360. - Gretchen claims she was eight when the film was released that scared the p*ss out of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Adam Carolla sits down for a chat with us, and you will not want to miss it!</p>
<p>- Listen to this week&#8217;s show to find out how to win a copy of &#8220;Alan Wake&#8221; for the Xbox 360.<br />
- Gretchen claims she was eight when the film was released that scared the p*ss out of Steve.<br />
- Women in Peru would rather box than plow, and a TSA agent has a small carry-on.<br />
- An Australian girl has real balls, and a man receives a parking lot&#8230; wait&#8230;<br />
- Gretchen&#8217;s Diary now has music to accompany the tender tones of Tracy.<br />
- The Dangly Bits Show is recording its final episode this Thursday, so make sure you listen!<br />
- Dave knows a guy who does a podcast with someone who has a friend who saw &#8220;Iron Man 2.&#8221;<br />
- Gretchen plans to throw tinfoil and gum at the guys if they go see &#8220;MacGruber&#8221; without her.<br />
- Tracy doesn&#8217;t feel Katy Perry should be number 1, but should be top 10.<br />
- Steve believes in a transforming alien more than he believes in Megan Fox&#8217;s body.<br />
- To close the show, we spend 45 minutes talking with the star of &#8220;The Man Show,&#8221; &#8220;Loveline,&#8221; &#8220;Dancing With the Stars,&#8221; and &#8220;The Adam Carolla Podcast,&#8221; Mr. Adam Carolla! He talks about his experience in Seattle with Jimmy Kimmel, his hatred for Los Angeles, his sold out comedy shows, right-hand turning, the pre-release price drop of his book, and so much more!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to check out Adam Carolla&#8217;s website at: <a href="http://www.adamcarolla.com"><strong>AdamCarolla.com</strong></a></p>
<p>And pre-order his book from Amazon <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Years-Well-All-Chicks/dp/0307717372/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1273601206&amp;sr=1-1"><strong>right here</strong>!</a></p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100510.mp3">The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #116 – Adam Carolla</a></p>
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		<title>#115b – Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 05:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>It is &#8220;We have a very special announcement about this show&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Jen shaved her head.<br />
- Dave is angry that he is not the most clever person on the show.<br />
- Jen offends Dave and Tracy by not calling them chicks.<br />
- Arizona has Dave turning in his Liberal credentials and wants to see your papers.<br />
- Huge announcement about the Dangly Bits Show!  You must listen.<br />
- Guess what Adam Corolla is doing tomorrow?  TALKING TO US!  2:30PM &#8211; May 7th.  </p>
<p>Lots coming up on the Dave and Steve Show!</p>
<p>May 11th &#8211; Legendary Rock Photographer <a href="http://www.savoiaphotographylive.com/" target="_blank">Mike Savoia</a>.<br />
May 12th &#8211; Rockers from Down Under, <a href="http://www.airbournerock.com/" target="_blank">Airbourne</a>.<br />
May 18th &#8211; Comedian and MC of The Parlor Live &#8211; <a href="http://www.bigirishjay.com/" target="_blank">Big Irish Jay Hollingsworth</a>.<br />
May 25th &#8211; Jerilyn from the <a href="http://www.thebecauseshow.com/" target="_blank">The Because Show</a>.</p>
<p>Get in the Uhaul for another weekend and remember&#8230;next week is a dangly bits you won&#8217;t want to miss.  You&#8217;ll regret missing it for the rest of your life.  Don&#8217;t do that to yourself&#8230;oh and Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 20:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if April wasn&#8217;t a big enough month for guests on The Dave and Steve Show, May promises to blow the socks right clean off of it! May 7th, 2:30pm Adam Carolla &#8220;The Man Show,&#8221; &#8220;Loveline,&#8221; &#8220;Dancing with the Stars&#8221; and &#8220;The Adam Carolla Podcast&#8221; May 11th, 9:30pm Mike Savoia &#8211; Rock and Roll Photographer [...]]]></description>
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May 7th, 2:30pm<br />
Adam Carolla<br />
&#8220;The Man Show,&#8221; &#8220;Loveline,&#8221; &#8220;Dancing with the Stars&#8221; and &#8220;The Adam Carolla Podcast&#8221;<br />
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<p>May 11th, 9:30pm<br />
Mike Savoia &#8211; Rock and Roll Photographer<br />
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<p>May 12th, 6:30pm<br />
Airbourne &#8211; Rock Band from Down Under<br />
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<p>May 18th, 9:30pm<br />
Big Irish Jay Hollingsworth &#8211; Comedian and MC of The Parlor Live<br />
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<p>May 25th, 9:30pm<br />
The Because Show &#8211; Moms, Podcasters, and one is a &#8220;Family Guy&#8221; Animator<br />
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<p>We&#8217;ve also got a few other surprises we&#8217;re cooking up, so stay tuned!</p>
<p>While you&#8217;re at it, send a friend this guest list or post it to Facebook and Twitter, and let them know that your favorite podcast in the land continues to deliver on the goods!</p>
<p>Argar Largar!</p>

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		<title>#115 – The Crying Spell</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 18:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Local Seattle rockers, The Crying Spell, join us to talk about their upcoming album, and their fancy white guitars! - Steve begins the show by going off script, and it&#8217;s pure magic. - Tracy had an anniversary, and saw some sharks when he wasn&#8217;t making spray pancakes. - Dave went and saw Greg Fitzsimmons, who [...]]]></description>
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<p>Local Seattle rockers, The Crying Spell, join us to talk about their upcoming album, and their fancy white guitars!</p>
<p>- Steve begins the show by going off script, and it&#8217;s pure magic.<br />
- Tracy had an anniversary, and saw some sharks when he wasn&#8217;t making spray pancakes.<br />
- Dave went and saw Greg Fitzsimmons, who happened to be a guest on last Thursday&#8217;s show!<br />
- We give away &#8220;Major League,&#8221; and kick off a contest to win &#8220;Alan Wake&#8221; for the Xbox 360.<br />
- There is something called Urban Erotic Fiction, and a space alien tries to fly a plane in Idaho.<br />
- A cast member of &#8220;The Andy Griffith Show&#8221; got robbed in Mayberry, and an anus makes a bad eel home.<br />
- We get another installment of &#8220;Gretchen&#8217;s Diary,&#8221; and Dave would make an awful mink stole.<br />
- &#8220;A Nightmare On Elm Street&#8221; proves that nobody gives a rip what movie critics say.<br />
- Steve brings us an all-comic book ENews, complete with Spider-Man, and is told it will be his last.<br />
- Nicholas Cage is still an asshat, but may get &#8220;Trumped&#8221; by Bret Michaels&#8230;<br />
- We end the show by talking with Seattle&#8217;s up-and coming band, The Crying Spell!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to check out The Crying Spell&#8217;s website at: <a href="http://www.thecryingspell.com/"><strong>TheCryingSpell.com</strong></a></p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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		<title>#114b – Greg Fitzsimmons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>It is &#8220;Hey look! <a href="http://www.gregfitzsimmons.com/" target="_blank">Greg Fitzsimmons</a> is in town&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Dave&#8217;s nervous breakdown was not silly&#8230;so he says.<br />
- Dave and Tracy explain to Jen how the Thursday Show began in a public restroom.<br />
- We wish all food was spray food.<br />
- The bathroom in a B-17 Flying Fortress is in your pants.<br />
- Jen defends Seattle and then retreats to defending Tacoma.<br />
- A gay character on the Archie&#8217;s can really pack in the meat.<br />
- Conan O&#8217;Brien talks ifs and buts.<br />
- We&#8217;re trying to force Peurto Rico to be a state&#8230;again.<br />
- The incredible interview with Greg Fitzsimmons!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.parlorcollection.com/parlorlive-main.html" target="_blank"><strong>See Greg Fitzsimmons at The Parlor Live Comedy Club in Bellevue &#8211; May 29 &#8211; May 1</strong></a></p>
<p>Lots coming up on the Dave and Steve Show!</p>
<p>This coming monday &#8211; Rising Stars <a href="http://www.thecryingspell.com/" target="_blank">The Crying Spell</a>.<br />
May &#8211; Rockers from Down Under, <a href="http://www.airbournerock.com/" target="_blank">Airbourne</a>.</p>
<p>Get in the Uhaul for another weekend and come back next week for Monday&#8217;s special guest The Crying Spell! Have a good weekend everybody&#8230;oh and Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100429.mp3">The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #114b – Greg Fitzsimmons</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>An Open Letter to The Apple iTunes Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 23:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Apple iTunes Store, We really don&#8217;t know why you treat us the way you do. Haven&#8217;t we been a good podcast to you? Haven&#8217;t we done everything you&#8217;ve told us to do? Yet you treat us with a lack of respect, and show no real emotion towards us at all. Ahem&#8230; iTunes Store, you [...]]]></description>
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<p>Dear Apple iTunes Store,</p>
<p>We really don&#8217;t know why you treat us the way you do. Haven&#8217;t we been a good podcast to you? Haven&#8217;t we done everything you&#8217;ve told us to do? Yet you treat us with a lack of respect, and show no real emotion towards us at all.</p>
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<p>Ahem&#8230;</p>
<p>iTunes Store, you are one of the most broken systems in the realm of technology, especially considering that you could potentially be so awesome as a vehicle to drive new content to listeners&#8217; ears. We here at The Dave and Steve Show have been recording two shows a week for over two years, and during that time we hope you agree that our quality level has increased by leaps and bounds. Yet we remain at the mercy of your fickle and seemingly lazy system.</p>
<p>Sound like sour grapes? Think we&#8217;re being d*cks? Let&#8217;s break a couple of things down:</p>
<p><strong>Listeners also subscribed to&#8230;</strong><br />
iTunes Store, you have what should be a great feature that allows users to get turned on to &#8220;new&#8221; and &#8220;fresh&#8221; content by a recommendation system under each podcast that suggests other shows one might like. On our page, we have the following podcasts linked from us. I&#8217;ve also included the date of the most recent show they&#8217;ve uploaded to your service, just for the hell of it:</p>
<p>- Shouting Grounds &#8211; 07/24/08<br />
- Finite Comedy &#8211; 03/17/10<br />
- The Afternoon Idiots &#8211; 10/26/08<br />
- Tiny Podcast &#8211; No Episodes<br />
- Umgotts Destroy &#8211; 03/27/07<br />
- I Absolutely Love: &#8211; 02/28/08<br />
- Seth and Colby Show &#8211; 01/11/09<br />
- Radio Free Marist &#8211; 04/14/10<br />
- R-I-O-T Free-For-All &#8211; 01/18/08<br />
- An Entertaining Grime &#8211; 07/31/08</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s take a look back at this list, shall we? Of the 10 podcasts that are suggested from our page on iTunes, 1 ended in 2007, 5 ended in 2008, 1 ended in 2009, two are still current, and one of the podcasts doesn&#8217;t have any episodes at all. The best part? We&#8217;re also featured on all of their pages except for two. Which two you ask? You guessed it. The two that are still current.</p>
<p>Thanks iTunes Store.</p>
<p><strong>Just search for us by name!</strong><br />
Well big deal, right? Maybe we wouldn&#8217;t get much traffic off them at all anyway. So let&#8217;s just do a simple search in iTunes for our show and find out what happens. Since the name of the show is &#8220;The Dave and Steve Show,&#8221; we&#8217;ll start first with just &#8220;Dave Steve&#8221; since people won&#8217;t always remember the full name of the show. Here is the list of the first 10 shows that come up when we search for &#8220;Dave Steve&#8221;:</p>
<p>- Tell &#8216;Em Steve-Dave &#8211; Bryan Johnson and Walter Flanagan<br />
- Dave Dill&#8217;s Basement Tracks &#8211; Dave Dill<br />
- House Music &#8211; Taku Nakahara<br />
- The Sound of Trance &#8211; Johnny Monsoon<br />
- Daily Live Worship &#8211; Bryan Clift<br />
- Push the Night &#8211; Brad Miller<br />
- Around Comics &#8211; Around Comics<br />
- The Traneumentary &#8211; John Coltrane<br />
- Masahi Osaku &#8211; Masahi Osaku<br />
- The Classic Metal Show &#8211; The Classic Metal Show</p>
<p>In other words, we&#8217;re not even in the first 10 results when searching for our names, despite only two of those first 10 having &#8220;Dave&#8221; or &#8220;Steve&#8221; anywhere in their title or author names. No, we fall to 11th on that list, but just in front of &#8220;Priests of Praise,&#8221; which will probably overtake us while I&#8217;m typing this.</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s refine our search and actually search for &#8220;Dave Steve Show.&#8221; Now we&#8217;re getting somewhere! Only 4 shows fall in front of us now:</p>
<p>- The Classic Metal Show &#8211; The Classic Metal Show<br />
- Daily Live Worship &#8211; Bryan Clift<br />
- Push the Night &#8211; Brad Miller<br />
- Around Comics &#8211; Around Comics</p>
<p>At least &#8220;The Classic Metal Show&#8221; contains the word &#8220;Show.&#8221; The others? Not so much&#8230;</p>
<p>Finally let&#8217;s do a spot-on search for the entire &#8220;The Dave and Steve Show&#8221; title. Doing this puts us to 2nd, behind said &#8220;Classic Metal Show,&#8221; but shouldn&#8217;t we fall before that one since, A) It only has one of the words from our search and B) it stopped broadcasting in 12/09?</p>
<p>Thanks again, iTunes Store.</p>
<p>So despite a large list of guests, an extremely consistent recording schedule, high production values, and original content, we can&#8217;t seem to get you to feature us. On top of this, you&#8217;ve set us up with dead referrals, and your search system is completely busted. Yet you remain our biggest source of connection with not only listeners but also fellow podcasters, so we are in an abusive relationship that we don&#8217;t (or maybe can&#8217;t) leave.</p>
<p>iTunes Store, I can&#8217;t feel as though we&#8217;re alone on this. In fact, I think we&#8217;re probably in the majority, rather than the minority here. Would it be possible to maybe have a section for the big names like Ricky Gervais, Mark Maron, Adam Carolla, and Chris Hardwick, and maybe a separate area for the independent dorks like us? Some way to give us a fighting chance to actually be heard from?</p>
<p>Whatever the case, we want you to know that your neglect is in fact killing us. We and so many like us are struggling just to get a hand up through all of the corpses in your store to let you know that we&#8217;re here and we&#8217;re very much alive.</p>
<p>Please fix your broken system.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
Dave<br />
The Dave and Steve Show</p>
<p><i>We&#8217;d love to hear from fellow podcasters with a similar experience.  Leave us a comment on this story, or drop us a line at dasshow@gmail.com and tell us your experience!</i></p>

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		<title>Jen&#8217;s Sober House Recap &#8211; 04/28/10</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ohhh, people. This show is so sad. It’s hard for me to be cavalier about their struggle. I’m up to the challenge, though, because I am old and bitter. Also, a little tipsy. Surprise! So, a million rehashcakes later (this show really wants to make sure you know what happened, what is happening, and what [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ohhh, people. This show is so sad. It’s hard for me to be cavalier about their struggle. I’m up to the challenge, though, because I am old and bitter. Also, a little tipsy. Surprise!</p>
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<p>So, a million rehashcakes later (this show really wants to make sure you know what happened, what is happening, and what is going to happen later), Jenn is losing her mind over messy, entitled celebrity addicts. Welcome to the show, Jenn! Glad you could make it! Tom proves her point by dropping chips all over the kitchen floor and scooting them into the baseboard rather than picking them up. Oh, Tom.</p>
<p>Morning meditation is where Jenn mostly lectures and housemates look bored. Perhaps they need their juice. Tom yawns. Oh, Tom.</p>
<p>Afterwards, Heidi and Mike discuss Jenn’s house-manager skills. It goes like this:</p>
<p>Heidi: She’s just not emotionally equipped for the job.<br />
Mike: F*** c*** b****.<br />
Heidi (rictus-like smile): Hehe. Yeah. Heh. C***.</p>
<p>Mike is a bad influence. That’s right, I said it. Someone is a bad influence on Heidi Fleiss, busted hooker.<br />
Every commercial break is Dr. Drew talking to Jenn about “grounds for termination”. Luckily, we know that she doesn’t actually work for Dr. Drew, but for the producers of the show. *whew!*</p>
<p>Dennis Rodman goes to court blah blah community service obligation blah blah *snooooore* Dr. Drew is not impressed with Rodman’s court appearance and wants to talk to him about it and Show Him The Footage. I am not impressed with Dr. Drew’s suit. Show us the guns, Drew! Where’s the tight black t-shirt we love so much? Feh. I’m not recapping this part. Rodman is boring.</p>
<p>Commercial break! Same teaser footage from before. You think they are trying to get us excited about something? It’s working! They are FORESHADOWING OUR FACES OFF!</p>
<p>Here it is *rubs hands together*, the Mike and Jenn throw-down that makes Dr. Drew pull a sad face in every commercial break lead. Oh. That’s it? Hm. I have had more exciting fights with my twelve year old. And we are more inventive in our cursing. Basic gist: Jenn wants Mike to clean his room. Mike thinks Jenn should look at her face. Jenn is threatened by Mike’s clumsy attempt at a jokey hug. Jenn says he must leave and never come back! Mike leaves to go get coffee. Yeah, sounds like our arguments at home. Please feel free to speculate which is me and which is my kid.</p>
<p>So, more foreshadowing on the commercial break lead-in. Look, I know that reality teevee producers, like newspaper editors, need to operate at a 3rd grade level of comprehension, but this heavy-handed hashcakes is too much.</p>
<p>Jenn calls Dr. Drew and gives him the run-down. He sends Will Smith (YAY!) to go “track him down”. Will Smith (YAY!) gets into his awesome silver Mustang and does just that. Because he is kick-ass.<br />
Mike is indeed having coffee, so that is cool, and he and Will Smith (YAY!) (yeah, I’m going to do that every time) have a talk, and Mike admits some responsibility in the incident. Will Smith (YAY!) drops some kick-ass wisdom on Mike, that you have to let the other person be right sometimes, and that “your ego is not your amigo”. Yup. I kinda like it.</p>
<p>Later, everyone is in Process Group. It’s a thing where everyone talks to Dr. Drew and complains about shit. I mean, problems are worked out. Here’s a surprise: Tom is lucid. Oh, Tom.</p>
<p>Another commercial break happens, and I decide to refill my drink at this time, since I already know about the foreshadowing. </p>
<p>Whatever, Dr. Drew shows Jenn the Tapes. It’s a thing that reality show participants count on in order to validate their arguments. If you have ever watched Big Brother, you have heard this phrase: “Look at the tapes! I never pooped on your toothbrush! Look at the tapes!” We’ll be following that show this summer, aren’t you lucky? It’s MUCH more dysfunctional than this program, and this summer, it will be a CELEBRITY Big Brother! Say what!?! That’s right, suckas! **does the cabbage patch in the living room**</p>
<p>Oh, back to The Tapes. We get to see Jenn yelling at Mike and following him all around the house. This is incredibly meta, and I don’t think I can handle it. Watching tapes of the show, ON the show?? **Gulps the whisky sour to steady nerves** Dr. Drew can’t handle it either, and murmurs “Oh no” and “I’m scared for you right there” in his husky doctor voice. **Gulps** Whatever. Jenn is defensive, Drew takes her down a peg (“I don’t expect you to act professionally, you are an addict like they are, not a rehab tech.”) and offers to send Loesha (a psych tech from Pasadena Recovery Center) to live in the house and be Jenn’s back up. Jenn says, “Won’t that make me look like a weakling?” Oh, Jenn.</p>
<p>Summary of last part of show (I’m tired of this whole thing): Loesha comes to stay at the house. Loesha is a bad-ass without being negative, and can compartmentalize her emotions. Without booze!</p>
<p>Next week: Sizemore’s in court! (Oh, Tom) Jenn’s in therapy! A visitor comes to the house high!</p>

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		<title>#114 – Rock Sugar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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<p>We got a chance to sit down and talk with the Rock N&#8217; Roll equivalent to chocolate and peanut butter!</p>
<p>- Dave is feeling old, thanks to his eyebrows and his backwards underpants.<br />
- Steve gets way too obsessed with Dave&#8217;s fly hole, when he&#8217;s not lying down in the shower.<br />
- A man loses a stone to a stoned Doctor, and a woman wets on a wad of Wal-Mart wraps.<br />
- Australian&#8217;s don&#8217;t take kindly to gay dogs, and a girl gets puked on in Philly.<br />
- We get another page from Gretchen&#8217;s Diary, and find out how much she loves white guitars.<br />
- Tracy bought a guitar because it was &#8220;a panty melter.&#8221;<br />
- Justin Bieber squishes girls with his popularity, and we get an update on Bret Michaels.<br />
- We launch a brand new segment called, &#8220;Ask Haverly&#8221;! Send your questions now.<br />
- The show concludes with us talking to Jess and Chuck from the hottest band in the land, Rock Sugar. We talk hair, The Food Network, their new CD &#8220;Reimaginator,&#8221; and all things in between!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to check out Rock Sugar&#8217;s website at: <a href="http://www.rocksugarband.com"><strong>RockSugarBand.com</strong></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100426.mp3">The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #114 – Rock Sugar</a></p>
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		<title>#113b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 17:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;Try not to make two bad shots in a row&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Hey you jackholes, just let Dave enjoy Facebook will ya? - Tracy tells how he irritated a humorless Canadian on Earth Day. - We thank Behringer Audio&#8230;for real. - We saw where The Deadliest Catch star [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is &#8220;Try not to make two bad shots in a row&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Hey you jackholes, just let Dave enjoy Facebook will ya?<br />
- Tracy tells how he irritated a humorless Canadian on Earth Day.<br />
- We thank Behringer Audio&#8230;for real.<br />
- We saw where The Deadliest Catch star Jake Harris sliced one into the bushes.<br />
- Beth with the knockers is going to get you if you don&#8217;t get past the bad hole. Huh?<br />
- Jaimee Grubbs needs to head to Seattle if she wants to get the attention she thinks she deserves.<br />
- Gretchen owned a bar by the end of the show.<br />
- President Obama is popular in China.<br />
- Everything is about me, me, me, I, I, I, uh&#8230;I.<br />
- Your ego is not your amigo&#8230;just hang in there.<br />
- Look at your face! Clean your room! Look at your face!<br />
- Dr. Drew is willing to hide drugs in your car to help you.<br />
- Garrison Keillor should&#8217;ve throttled Lindsay Lohan.<br />
- We&#8217;re giving away the classic baseball movie Major League.<br />
- More great guests coming up on the Dave and Steve Show:</p>
<blockquote><p>April 19th &#8211; Next Monday the amazing band <a href="http://www.rocksugarband.com/home.aspx" target="_blank">Rock Sugar</a>!<br />
May 4th &#8211; Rising Stars <a href="http://www.thecryingspell.com/" target="_blank">The Crying Spell</a>.<br />
May &#8211; Rockers from Down Under, <a href="http://www.airbournerock.com/" target="_blank">Airbourne</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Get in the Uhaul for another weekend and come back next week for Monday&#8217;s exciting show with special guests Rock Sugar! Have a good weekend everybody&#8230;oh and  Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;. </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100422.mp3">Episode #113b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>How mugs (and schoolboy dreams) are made. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 22:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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<p>Tracy likes to put a groove down the middle as well&#8230;</p>
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<p>On a related note, we have lots of mugs and other cool things in <a href="http://www.dasshow.com/?page_id=28"><B>our store</A></B>, so make sure you check it out!</p>

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		<title>It Looks Like Ben Roethlisberger is throwing some kind of party.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were asked to pass this along to everyone. Kind of odd that this flier hits the day he gets suspended&#8230; Even still, nobody throws a party like Big Ben, so it should be a great time, regardless of what city it&#8217;s in. We haven&#8217;t decided if we are going yet or not, but we&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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<p>We were asked to pass this along to everyone.</p>
<p>Kind of odd that this flier hits the day he gets suspended&#8230;</p>
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<p>Even still, nobody throws a party like Big Ben, so it should be a great time, regardless of what city it&#8217;s in.</p>
<p>We haven&#8217;t decided if we are going yet or not, but we&#8217;ll keep you posted.</p>

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		<title>#113 – Paul Goebel</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grab your mascara and your tamales, because Paul Goebel is back on the show and ready to prove once again why they call him &#8220;The King of TV!&#8221; - There has been a mix-up in guests, and it&#8217;s all Dave&#8217;s fault. - We ask you to buy something, no matter how small, from our store! [...]]]></description>
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<p>Grab your mascara and your tamales, because Paul Goebel is back on the show and ready to prove once again why they call him &#8220;The King of TV!&#8221;</p>
<p>- There has been a mix-up in guests, and it&#8217;s all Dave&#8217;s fault.<br />
- We ask you to buy something, no matter how small, from our <a href="http://www.dasshow.com/?page_id=28"><strong>store</strong></A>!<br />
- Gretchen brings us one of her most confusing stories ever, and a man makes an escape in a Barbie SUV.<br />
- If you don&#8217;t cut off the skin you might stay sick longer, and women are causing quakes&#8230; in our pants!<br />
- We get another riveting entry into Gretchen&#8217;s Diary, as read by Tracy.<br />
- Steve tells the tale of a lost dog, a giant hill, and a massive man.<br />
- Listener Cecil calls into our comment line at 206-984-2407 to sing a special song for his wife.<br />
- We hear from Dave&#8217;s admitted current podcast crush over at <a href="http://www.thebecauseshow.com/"><strong>The Because Show</strong></A>.<br />
- Sandra Bullock made a bad movie on purpose, just to steal the original Razzie.<br />
- Soundgarden reunited over the weekend, and Dave and Tracy agree that Grunge sucks.<br />
- <a href="http://thekingoftv.com/"><strong>The King of TV</strong></A>, Paul Goebel, joins us on the show to talk 16 year-old girls, viral videos, and his huge 200th episode comedy special. He also has a rematch with Steve on TV trivia, and you won&#8217;t want to miss it!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to check out Paul&#8217;s website at: <a href="http://www.thekingoftv.com"><B>TheKingofTV.com</A></B></p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100419.mp3">The Dave and Steve Show &#8211; Episode #113 &#8211; Paul Goebel</a></p>
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		<title>#112b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;I paid my taxes now give me a free waffle&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Tracy got a text message in the middle of the night that made him poorer. - Jen got some lousy coffee and Dave got a 3rd iPad. Isn&#8217;t America great? - We had technical problems on [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is &#8220;I paid my taxes now give me a free waffle&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Tracy got a text message in the middle of the night that made him poorer.<br />
- Jen got some lousy coffee and Dave got a 3rd iPad.  Isn&#8217;t America great?<br />
- We had technical problems on Episode #112 but someone out there still thinks we sound great.<br />
- Dave&#8217;s loves listening to women talk about shopping.<br />
- Joe Biden&#8217;s tax return proves what we already know about Vice Presidents.<br />
- President Obama has a plan but oddly Bruce Willis was not consulted.<br />
- Michelle McGee is not a homewrecker.  She&#8217;s just easy.<br />
- Tom Sizemore is a hugger, not a fighter.<br />
- The term &#8220;peed hot&#8221; makes its debut on the show.<br />
- We&#8217;re giving away the classic baseball movie Major League.<br />
- A former NFL great may be visiting the show in the future.<br />
- More great guests coming up on the Dave and Steve Show. </p>
<blockquote><p>April 19th &#8211; The amazing band Rock Sugar!<br />
   May 12th &#8211; Rockers from Down Under, Airbourne.</p></blockquote>
<p>Get in the Uhaul for the weekend and remember not to order pizza for your buddies until they&#8217;ve moved the heavy furniture&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;. Have a great weekend everybody!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100415.mp3">Episode #112b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>#112 – Joe Orrantia</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have technical difficulties&#8230; lots of technical difficulties. - We&#8217;re making changes to the official website of The Dave and Steve Show! - You can now give us various amounts of money, depending on how broke you are. - Steve is a &#8220;fammer,&#8221; and is not with the show this week. - &#8220;The Big G&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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<p>We have technical difficulties&#8230; lots of technical difficulties.</p>
<p>- We&#8217;re making changes to the official website of The Dave and Steve Show!<br />
- You can now give us various amounts of money, depending on how broke you are.<br />
- Steve is a &#8220;fammer,&#8221; and is not with the show this week.<br />
- &#8220;The Big G&#8221; tells us all about &#8220;The Big G,&#8221; and a guy gets a meat thermometer to the neck.<br />
- A man walks his dog from the comfort of his car, and we watch &#8220;Weekend At Berlinie&#8217;s.&#8221;<br />
- We learn what KFC&#8217;s Double Down is, and Tracy steals Dave&#8217;s thunder.<br />
- Pile Member, Cecil, logged into the forums the very same hour that Dave took them down.<br />
- Dave takes over the ENews this week and tells us about The Masters, Dixie Carter, and Conan.<br />
- We hear a new segment called, &#8220;Gretchen&#8217;s Diary.&#8221; HOLLA!<br />
- We finish off the show with half of our interview with ultra-talented artist, Joe Orrantia, who has worked on &#8220;Ren &amp; Stimpy,&#8221; as well as &#8220;Phineas &amp; Ferb,&#8221; and has some amazing stories to tell that you may or may not get to hear&#8230;</p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a>on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100412.mp3">Episode #112 &#8211; The Joe Orrantia Show</a></p>
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		<title>#111b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 17:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;I can&#8217;t get this iPad to stand on its own&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Two years of shows are available to you for mere pennies! - Dave got to handle an iPad but not much else while using it. - We talk about a people finder site that reveals shocking [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is &#8220;I can&#8217;t get this iPad to stand on its own&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Two years of shows are available to you for mere pennies!<br />
- Dave got to handle an iPad but not much else while using it.<br />
- We talk about a people finder site that reveals shocking information about the cast of the show.<br />
- Tracy&#8217;s <a href="http://www.tracygreen.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">blog</a> contains some great shopping tips but nothing political.<br />
- Nike wants you to know that Tiger&#8217;s dead father wants you to buy their shoes.<br />
- Tom Sizemore can&#8217;t do anything right&#8230;including quit a sobriety show.<br />
- We listen to some choice clips from Sober House.<br />
- We&#8217;re giving away the classic baseball movie Major League.<br />
- Lots of guests coming up on the Dave and Steve Show!</p>
<blockquote><p>April 12th &#8211; Joe Orrantia &#8211; Animator and artist for Phineas and Ferb.<br />
April 19th &#8211; The amazing band Rock Sugar!<br />
In May &#8211; Rockers from Down Under, Airbourne.</p></blockquote>
<p>Get in the Uhaul for the weekend and remember to move your blankets and towels last so you can use them to keep your furniture from getting dings&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;. Have a great weekend everybody!</p>
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		<title>Jen&#8217;s &#8216;Sober House&#8217; Episode 3 Recap</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jen Gimenez (House Manager, beloved by me) wants to throw Mike out of Sober House because he is threatening the camera operators by backing them into corners. Mike calls Jen a “Drama queen” and says he never touched them. So, lots of beeping beepity beeps later, Will Smith (YAY!), not THAT Will Smith but the resident tech, takes Mike to his own house for the evening to even out the house ‘vibes’. Yeah, I don’t get it either. But we get to see Will Smith’s sweet silver Mustang. Right on, Will! Livin’ the dream!

Heidi and Tom drama is recapped through clips. This is foreshadowing. *snoooooore* We ALL saw the previews. This show is made for people with bad short-term memory retention, because they rehashcakes everything to death. WE GET IT.]]></description>
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<p>Thinking of doing drugs? Watch this show and imprint Mike Starr’s crazy zombie face on your brain. Ferreal. He’s STILL dope sick. And aggressive. And crankypants.</p>
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<p>Jen Gimenez (House Manager, beloved by me) wants to throw Mike out of Sober House because he is threatening the camera operators by backing them into corners. Mike calls Jen a “Drama queen” and says he never touched them. So, lots of beeping beepity beeps later, Will Smith (YAY!), not THAT Will Smith but the resident tech, takes Mike to his own house for the evening to even out the house ‘vibes’. Yeah, I don’t get it either. But we get to see Will Smith’s sweet silver Mustang. Right on, Will! Livin’ the dream!</p>
<p>Heidi and Tom drama is recapped through clips. This is foreshadowing. *snoooooore* We ALL saw the previews. This show is made for people with bad short-term memory retention, because they rehashcakes everything to death. WE GET IT.</p>
<p>Bob Forrest (Drug counselor and kick-ass vocalist for Thelonius Monster), decides to re-introduce Kari Ann Peniche (boo!) to the Sober House and ask the residents to give her one more chance. Are you freaking *kidding* me with this, Bob Forrest?</p>
<p>He walks her into the house (she is crying and shaking, doing a full-on “pity me” act) and the first thing she says on walking into the empty living room is “I need some juice.” Way to be consistent, tiny meth-head. Play to your strengths.</p>
<p>Bob presents Kari Ann’s case to the assembled residents. Heidi, dear old addled Heidi, asks her, “Why do you want to put yourself where you’re not wanted?” Bless you, you ancient hooker.</p>
<p>Tom, the dolt, stands up for Kari Ann and incurs the Wrath of the Aged Whore!</p>
<p>Kari Ann leaves, and Dr. Drew’s voiceover is naturally, sad. He really believed in her recovery, provided she enter sober living. Oh if we could only harness the energy of his stupid faith in humanity, we wouldn’t need to burn all that coal to convert corn into fossil-free fuel, we’d be driving cars powered by ex-con butterflies and opium-addict unicorns!</p>
<p>Tom, after a disastrous couples-counseling with Dr. Drew and Heidi (yeah, weird) decides that he is going to leave Sober House. Bye Tom! No, really, he means it this time!</p>
<p>Tonight is the first night the residents are out of “lock-down” and can leave the house. Awwwwww hell. They do have a midnight curfew, though. Remember: Dennis Rodman does NOT like rules!</p>
<p>I’m really pulling for Seth “Shifty“ Binzer. Even though he pierced his cheek and it looks like a metal zit. He has decided to stay at Sober House with Jen and Kendra Jade instead of going out. But duuuuude, Mike Starr and Jenny Ketcham go to meet Dennis at a night club. D’oh!</p>
<p>Clearly, a night club is not the place for recovering addicts to spend their first night out of lock-down. Evil Jaegermeister girls with shot glasses tempt Dennis with shots. One even had a German accent, as if to trip every stereotype in the Dictionary of Evil Archetypes. “Denneeees, I am going to see how strong you are! I am going to tempt your villpower!” Bitch. Dennis looks very old in club lighting. Sadder? Mike Starr introducing himself to bar patron after bar patron as “Mike Starr, bass player for Alice in Chains.” Aw, honey, that’s just sad. And not true. </p>
<p>Of course they break curfew, because that’s a better dramatic arc. I’m not accusing production of influencing the outcome, but I’m accusing production of influencing the outcome. When Dennis, Jenny and Mike roll in, they are all subject to a breathalyzer test and *dundunDUN* Consequences. </p>
<p>They all pass the breathalyzer, but there are Consequences to dole out, and you KNOW Dennis will not be down with that. Sure enough, Jen asks for (and gets) everybody’s cell phone, except for Dennis. And I mean everybody, even the people who stayed home, as they are a team blah blah *snooooooore*. Sorry, but I’ve heard this team-building mass punishment thing before, I get it. </p>
<p>The curfew-breakers have to write 150 words about how their disease is causing them to act blah blah *snoooooore*.  Mike Starr is not going to do it, until Will Smith (YAY!) tells a moving story. Mike Starr agrees to complete the assignment. Mike respects Will. Yay! No one respects Jen. Boo! Sober House leaves us with Dennis agreeing to give Jen his phone and *snoooooore* etc.</p>
<p>THE END!</p>

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		<title>#111 &#8211; Steve Haverly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grab your meat and take a seat, because we have got Steve Haverly on to tell us all about the upcoming mega-event known as &#8220;St. Meatentine&#8217;s Day!&#8221; - We award &#8220;NHL 10&#8243; to one lucky listener, and announce our contest for the month of April! - All men are addicted to sex, a guy in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Grab your meat and take a seat, because we have got Steve Haverly on to tell us all about the upcoming mega-event known as &#8220;St. Meatentine&#8217;s Day!&#8221;</p>
<p>- We award &#8220;NHL 10&#8243; to one lucky listener, and announce our contest for the month of April!<br />
- All men are addicted to sex, a guy in New Jersey can&#8217;t stop peeing on legs.<br />
- You can now date other people with herpes, and we find out which state has the biggest penis.<br />
- We go over some of the search terms that have been used to find out fine website!<br />
- The Pop Quiz this week is another amazing &#8220;Complete the 80s Hair Metal Lyrics.&#8221;<br />
- Tyler Perry keeps making money, and George Lucas keeps making Star Wars&#8230; stuff.<br />
- Jerry Seinfeld&#8217;s new show is a turd, yet still got renewed.<br />
- We reveal the secret word that you can email to dasshow@gmail.com to win a prize!<br />
- The show is concluded with an amazing interview with Mr. Steve Haverly. Steve is a &#8220;Guys Tell All&#8221; panelist on &#8220;The Today Show,&#8221; and has organized the first ever St. Meatentine&#8217;s Day. Trust us, folks, you&#8217;re going to want to hear about this!</p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100405.mp3">Episode #111 &#8211; The Steve Haverly Show</a></p>
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		<title>#110b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 05:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;We went a whole month without killing anyone&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - We hate April Fools Day. You all need to grow up. - Go little monkey, go! No cages for you! - Newark, NJ isn&#8217;t the Most Dangerous City anymore. Maybe next month. - Jesse James has a fever&#8230;and [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is &#8220;We went a whole month without killing anyone&#8221;  week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- We hate April Fools Day.  You all need to grow up.<br />
- Go little monkey, go!  No cages for you!<br />
- Newark, NJ isn&#8217;t the Most Dangerous City anymore.  Maybe next month.<br />
- Jesse James has a fever&#8230;and the only cure is women with Charles Manson tattoos.<br />
- We criticize the historical accuracy of Jesse&#8217;s bigotry.<br />
- Hulk Hogan found enouragement from a woman with larger biceps than his.<br />
- Lots of guests coming up on the Dave and Steve Show!</p>
<blockquote><p>April 5th &#8211; Steve Haverly &#8211; You may have seen him on the Today Show.<br />
April 12th &#8211; Joe Orrantia &#8211; Animator and artist for Phineas and Ferb.<br />
April 19th &#8211; The amazing band Rock Sugar!<br />
In May &#8211; Rockers from Down Under, Airbourne.</p></blockquote>
<p>Get in the Uhaul for the weekend and remember to move your blankets and towels last so you can use them to keep your furniture from getting dings&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;.   Have a great weekend everybody!</p>
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		<title>Corey Haim just made Dave a rich man.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Everyone, I&#8217;ve been getting a lot of crap from the crew of &#8220;The Dave and Steve Show,&#8221; as well as from recent guests such as comedian Mike Schmidt, in regards to my love of the Corey Haim / Corey Feldman classic, &#8220;License to Drive.&#8221; For the last few months we&#8217;ve been giving out videogames [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hey Everyone,</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been getting a lot of crap from the crew of &#8220;The Dave and Steve Show,&#8221; as well as from recent guests such as comedian Mike Schmidt, in regards to my love of the Corey Haim / Corey Feldman classic, &#8220;License to Drive.&#8221;</p>
<p>For the last few months we&#8217;ve been giving out videogames on our show, and I thought, &#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t it be fun to give out a copy of &#8220;License to Drive&#8221; on DVD in April since I&#8217;ve been getting so much grief over it?&#8221; Plus I figured I could probably find it for 5 bucks just about anywhere.</p>
<p>I couldn&#8217;t have been more wrong.</p>
<p>Turns out that the untimely death of Mr. Haim has shot the asking price of &#8220;License to Drive&#8221; from bargain-bin levels up to what you&#8217;d expect to pay for an entire season of &#8220;Two and a Half Men.&#8221; Take a look at the screenshot from Amazon below. This was not doctored, and you&#8217;re welcome to take a look for yourself if you don&#8217;t believe it:</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s tough to see, but the cheapest asking price for a USED copy is $40+ bucks!  Not only that, but the damn thing is even more on sites like eBay and DeepDiscountDVD.com.</p>
<p>What does this prove? Well not a damn thing actually, other than the fact that, as much as we love our listeners, you won&#8217;t be getting a copy of &#8220;License to Drive&#8221; from us in April. Keep your chin up though, because we&#8217;re expecting the price to return to that of a cup of cheap coffee for March, so keep listening for your chance to win!</p>
<p>Argaregards,<br />
-Dave<br />
Proud Owner of The Highly-Sought-After &#8220;License to Drive&#8221; on DVD</p>

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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>#110 &#8211; Mike Schmidt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comedian, bouncer, and 40 Year Old Boy, Mike Schmidt joins us for one of our most entertaining interviews of the year! - We&#8217;ve got a brand new store that you might be able to buy a &#8220;Roger Salsa&#8221; shirt from soon! - We talk about the first places to look if your hotel room stinks [...]]]></description>
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<p>Comedian, bouncer, and 40 Year Old Boy, Mike Schmidt joins us for one of our most entertaining interviews of the year!</p>
<p>- We&#8217;ve got a brand new store that you might be able to buy a &#8220;Roger Salsa&#8221; shirt from soon!<br />
- We talk about the first places to look if your hotel room stinks like a dead hooker.<br />
- Robert the Grump checks in from the UStream chatroom to find out why he only sees Dave.<br />
- Pearl Jam paid for their carbon footprint, Tracy thinks they underestimated.<br />
- A cop gets thrust at by a penis, &amp; Dave explains that Tracy did the same thing to a Hyundai salesperson.<br />
- We run down our upcoming interview list, and you aren&#8217;t going to want to miss a single one of them!<br />
- Gretchen explains why she cropped everyone but Tracy out of the listener party photos.<br />
- Steve creeps everyone out with the box office, and Dave rants (again) about 3D movies.<br />
- We finish the show off by talking with <a href="http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com/"><strong>Mike Schmidt</strong></a> of &#8220;The 40 Year Old Boy&#8221; podcast, and he can&#8217;t stop bringing up the film, &#8220;License to Drive&#8221; for some reason. It&#8217;s a great interview, and Mike kept us laughing througout. Hit the link below to check out his site and his podcast!</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com/"><B>MikeSchmidtComedy.com</A></B></p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100329.mp3">Episode #110 &#8211; The Mike Schmidt Show</a></p>
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		<title>#109c &#8211; Best Of</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are going to be recording an interview with Comedian, Mike Schmidt, tonight at 9:00pm PST, and the main show after that at 9:30pm. However we cobbled together a &#8220;Best Of&#8221; last week, and thought we&#8217;d share that with you as well! - Steve gets trapped in well, thanks to his poor computer skills. - [...]]]></description>
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<p>We are going to be recording an interview with Comedian, Mike Schmidt, tonight at 9:00pm PST, and the main show after that at 9:30pm. However we cobbled together a &#8220;Best Of&#8221; last week, and thought we&#8217;d share that with you as well!</p>
<p>- Steve gets trapped in well, thanks to his poor computer skills.<br />
- Dave can&#8217;t eat a hotdog in a horesbarn, let alone climb down in a pit toilet.<br />
- Steve makes for a great soccer coach, and has a goat you can borrow.<br />
- If you&#8217;re going to share stories of loved ones visiting from &#8220;the other side,&#8221; don&#8217;t do it on our show.<br />
- We find out what search terms people are using to find us, including &#8220;Fun Pee&#8221; and &#8220;Virgin Pancakes.&#8221;<br />
- That&#8217;s not cold cream, but Dave still licked it.<br />
- Steve does a great Barney Fife and makes Dave fart at the gym.<br />
- We find out exactly which parts of Steve Dave and Tracy will eat, and which ones they&#8217;ll save for last&#8230;<br />
- Tracy&#8217;s bird calls CD is flying off the shelf, and it&#8217;s easy to hear why.<br />
- Dave reads a very special version of, &#8220;Twas the Night Before Christmas.&#8221;<br />
- Gretchen tells what it&#8217;s like to have a kitten, and Steve wants to know if they scratch and claw.<br />
- Dave would make a horrible counterfeiter.</p>
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		<title>#109b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 05:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;Don&#8217;t drink cocktails if they&#8217;re served by NOFX&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Riverdale got a super mall and Archie and Jughead are excited while Tracy feels old. - Lots to check out at the Self-Checkout in Monroe. - Pregnant women are okay to be tasered. We knew that already. - [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is &#8220;Don&#8217;t drink cocktails if they&#8217;re served by NOFX&#8221;  week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Riverdale got a super mall and Archie and Jughead are excited while Tracy feels old.<br />
- Lots to check out at the Self-Checkout in Monroe.<br />
- Pregnant women are okay to be tasered.  We knew that already.<br />
- Don&#8217;t drink cocktails served by a clown at a concert because it will be pee.<br />
- Jen tells us why The Chipmunks are now in sober house.<br />
- Lots of guests coming up on the Dave and Steve Show!<br />
- Get your secret word in for March for a chance to win EA Sport NHL 10 for the Xbox 360.<br />
- Happy Birthday to Princess Amber!</p>
<p>Thanks to everyone who joined us on Ustream tonight on this very special Friday Night edition of The Dangly  Bits Show.  Milk, milk, lemonade&#8230;in this weekend fudge is made&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;.   Have a great weekend everybody!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100326.mp3">Episode #109b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 03:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/10473721">The Best of The Dave and Steve Show</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user957322">Dave Johnson</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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<p>Tell your friends about the hottest show in town!</p>

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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wondering who is going to be a guest on The Dave and Steve Show over the next month? Well wonder no more! March 29th &#8211; Mike Schmidt &#8211; Comedian and host of &#8220;The 40 Year Old Boy&#8221; Podcast April 5th &#8211; Steve Haverly &#8211; Entrepreneur, Today Show &#8220;Guys Tell All&#8221; Host, and Official Dave and [...]]]></description>
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<p>Wondering who is going to be a guest on The Dave and Steve Show over the next month?  Well wonder no more!</p>
<p>March 29th &#8211; Mike Schmidt &#8211; Comedian and host of &#8220;The 40 Year Old Boy&#8221; Podcast<br />
April 5th &#8211; Steve Haverly &#8211; Entrepreneur, Today Show &#8220;Guys Tell All&#8221; Host, and Official Dave and Steve Show Listener Party Photog<br />
April 12th &#8211; Joe Orrantia &#8211; Animator/Artist for &#8220;Phineas and Ferb&#8221; and &#8220;Ren and Stimpy&#8221;<br />
April 19th &#8211; Paul Goebel &#8211; Comedian and host of &#8220;The Paul Goebel Show&#8221; Podcast.</p>
<p>Plus we&#8217;re lining up more guests as you read this.  We&#8217;ll keep bringing in the great guests, and all that we ask in return is that you keep telling friends about The Dave and Steve Show!</p>
<p>Argar largar!</p>

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		<title>The bits shall dangle&#8230; TONIGHT!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tracy was watching men in tight shorts kick each others&#8217; balls around last night, so we couldn&#8217;t record a new Dangly Bits Show. But fear not! We will be recording one tonight that promises to be almost twice as dangly as it would have been had we recorded it on the normal DB night. So [...]]]></description>
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<p>Tracy was watching men in tight shorts kick each others&#8217; balls around last night, so we couldn&#8217;t record a new Dangly Bits Show.</p>
<p>But fear not!</p>
<p>We will be recording one tonight that promises to be almost twice as dangly as it would have been had we recorded it on the normal DB night.  So tune into UStream live at 9:30pm PST if you want to have a good time.  It&#8217;s not like you have anything esle to do on a Friday night, right?</p>

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		<title>A few shots from our Listener Party!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our first ever Dave and Steve Show Listener Party already seems as though it took place a million years ago, but we have a few great photos thanks to our pal, Steve Haverly (that&#8217;s him in the last photo), to prove that it actually took place! We had a blast at the party, and enjoyed [...]]]></description>
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We had a blast at the party, and enjoyed meeting new listeners as well as getting to chat with folks we&#8217;ve known for a LONG time.  We&#8217;ll let you know when the next one is going down, and are already working on some ideas to make it even more special than the first!</p>
<p>Argar your faces.</p>

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		<title>#109 &#8211; Infidelity Scandal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scandal rocks our fine little podcast, and it all starts with a simple package that arrives in the mail. - The show starts off by crashing, but then kicks into high gear. - Dave, Steve and Tracy tell the story of the time Steve single-handedly brought down a website. - Seattle has a lot of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Scandal rocks our fine little podcast, and it all starts with a simple package that arrives in the mail.</p>
<p>- The show starts off by crashing, but then kicks into high gear.<br />
- Dave, Steve and Tracy tell the story of the time Steve single-handedly brought down a website.<br />
- Seattle has a lot of cyber criminals, and Tracy tells us of boulders hanging out in Boulder.<br />
- Washington is suing President Obama, and topless men are handing out wieners.<br />
- The Blotter gets the live treatment, and J the Producer calls in with an update from the road.<br />
- Don&#8217;t expect &#8220;Urban Beat with Gretchen&#8221; anytime soon, but do expect the Box Office with Steve!<br />
- The Human Torch is going to be Captain America, and Dave is less than thrilled.<br />
- We end the show by opening the package sent to us, and the results shake the very foundation of The Dave and Steve Show to its very knees. You won&#8217;t believe which member of the show is involved, or just what gets uncovered unless you listen!</p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100322.mp3">Episode #109 &#8211; The Infidelity Scandal Show</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>#108b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;This world is a dark place when you can&#8217;t trust a porn star&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - It wasn&#8217;t a shadow. It wasn&#8217;t the scanner&#8217;s fault. - Tiger Woods has morbid curiousity. - If you insult a porn star, there&#8217;s a chance it could backfire and ruin your life. - Jesse [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;This world is a dark place when you can&#8217;t trust a porn star&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- It wasn&#8217;t a shadow. It wasn&#8217;t the scanner&#8217;s fault.<br />
- Tiger Woods has morbid curiousity.<br />
- If you insult a porn star, there&#8217;s a chance it could backfire and ruin your life.<br />
- Jesse James traded in a sports car for a Volvo or a Sandra Bullock.<br />
- Dave talks like a familiar former producer.<br />
- Scooby Doo pulls the mask off of Wolf Blitzer and unveils a boring man.<br />
- Jen introduces us to Sober House and helps us understand the rules.<br />
- Turns out Hollywood Fat is a size 6.<br />
- March Contest &#8211; Email the secret word to us and get NHL 10 for the Xbox 360.</p>
<p>If you bought cheap beer thinking your friends would drink anything after lifting your couches up several flights of stairs then you better be prepared to get in the Uhaul alone&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217; Have a great weekend everybody!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100318.mp3">Episode #108b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>&#8216;Between Two Ferns&#8217; with Ben Stiller (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Chat Roulette Piano Improv (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Woman rolls up frying pan with her hands. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>#108 &#8211; Stretchy Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least one member of the show forgot their pants, and the rest of the crew makes sure to mention it! - Gretchen tries to explain a photo of her that popped up on Facebook over the weekend. - Don&#8217;t try to rob medical marijuana growers, and don&#8217;t go to Wal-Mart if you&#8217;re a little [...]]]></description>
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<p>At least one member of the show forgot their pants, and the rest of the crew makes sure to mention it!</p>
<p>- Gretchen tries to explain a photo of her that popped up on Facebook over the weekend.<br />
- Don&#8217;t try to rob medical marijuana growers, and don&#8217;t go to Wal-Mart if you&#8217;re a little kid.<br />
- A sushi place tried to sell whale meat, a teacher tried to tell a student what he thought of her.<br />
- Steve takes a moment to talk about some of his favorite podcasts outside of the one he&#8217;s half of.<br />
- Alice In Wonderland continues to rake in the cash, and Steve loves his 3 dollar theater.<br />
- The crew agrees that &#8220;Rock &amp; Roll&#8221; needs to be stripped from &#8220;The Rock &amp; Roll Hall of Fame.&#8221;<br />
- It was a bad week for celebrities that like to not die.<br />
- We end the show talking about Grandparents, and Steve LOVES cranking his.</p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100315.mp3">Episode #108 &#8211; The Stretchy Pants Show</a></p>
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		<title>#107b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;Milo the junkyard man had an excellent point if you think about it.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Jen&#8217;s mom is magical. - Dave does show-and-tell with an old movie no one has ever seen. - Corey Feldman will have to argue with himself on a new season of &#8220;The Last Corey&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Milo the junkyard man had an excellent point if you think about it.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Jen&#8217;s mom is magical.<br />
- Dave does show-and-tell with an old movie no one has ever seen.<br />
- Corey Feldman will have to argue with himself on a new season of &#8220;The Last Corey&#8221;.<br />
- Harry Smith showed off his colon on TV.<br />
- Dave is going to donate his back hair to charity.<br />
- Gates helps saves people from disease and now regrets it.<br />
- Speaking of&#8230;well Cecil writes in to the show.<br />
- Jen previews next week&#8217;s Trashy TV segment.<br />
- Tracy actually watches a TV show.<br />
- March Contest &#8211; Email the secret word to us and get NHL 10 for the Xbox 360.<br />
- Emerald City Comicon may get a visit from Dave and Steve.</p>
<p>You have an extra day before the weekend so do a little extra packing before you pick up the Uhaul&#8230;you&#8217;ll thank yourself later&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100310.mp3">Episode #107b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>#107 &#8211; Geoffrey Castle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hot on the heels of our insane listener party this past weekend, we deliver another amazing listening experience to our loyal members of The Pile! - The Listener Party rocked, and if you missed it, you missed free gift bags, and a drunk Cecil. - Women who drink wine lose weight, and hookers can get [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hot on the heels of our insane listener party this past weekend, we deliver another amazing listening experience to our loyal members of The Pile!</p>
<p>- The Listener Party rocked, and if you missed it, you missed free gift bags, and a drunk Cecil.<br />
- Women who drink wine lose weight, and hookers can get your heart started again.<br />
- Kids are bringing down planes, and a prison guard got an unexpected milk moustache.<br />
- Dave&#8217;s in-laws love TV, even if they don&#8217;t always understand what they are watching.<br />
- Alice in Wonderland made a buttload of money, and Dave tells his go-to firecracker story.<br />
- We interview a legend in filmmaking, and he&#8217;s not too happy with our line of questions.<br />
- Steve gives us his Oscar wrap-up, and we&#8217;re all better for it.<br />
- The crew answers questions from those hanging out in our Ustream chat room.<br />
- We finish the show talking with Geoffrey Castle, who is an amazing Violinist, and downright nice guy.</p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100308.mp3">Episode #107 &#8211; The Geoffrey Castle Show</a></p>
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		<title>#106b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re getting ready to party with all the pile danglers.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Rock Bottom may not be a good name for a bar in all circles. - We discussed our own very special show last week. - The right answer is that older cartoons are dumber than new cartoons. [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re getting ready to party with all the pile danglers.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Rock Bottom may not be a good name for a bar in all circles.<br />
- We discussed our own very special show last week.<br />
- The right answer is that older cartoons are dumber than new cartoons.<br />
- You must never reach for something when you&#8217;re peeing.<br />
- Dave wants to harbor a fugitive monkey.<br />
- MacKenzie Philips will be making out with a monkey on celebrity rehab.<br />
- Naked coffee baristas bring the heat and escape the law.<br />
- Angelina Jolie is going to steal Clint Howard&#8217;s heart.<br />
- We discuss a now-famous blogger at length.<br />
- And speaking of length&#8230;Jen talks TV.<br />
- Listener Party!  It&#8217;s Tomorrow!  Come to the party so we can give you junk.<br />
- Electronic Violinist Extraordinaire Geoffrey Castle joins us next week on the Monday Show.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the weekend again so load up the Uhaul and point the GPS toward Bellevue and party with the Pile&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100304.mp3">Episode #106b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>Here it comes!  Here it comes! (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wonder what you look like when you&#8217;re playing with your Wii? Add to this a grown man sobbing into his pillow, and this video could be called, &#8220;Friday night at Dave&#8217;s house.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>Ever wonder what you look like when you&#8217;re playing with your Wii?</p>
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<p>Add to this a grown man sobbing into his pillow, and this video could be called, &#8220;Friday night at Dave&#8217;s house.&#8221;</p>

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		<title>#106 &#8211; Listener Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first ever Dave and Steve Show Listener Party is this Saturday in Bellevue, WA, at the Rock Bottom! - We gave away &#8220;Uncharted 2&#8243; and &#8220;Super Mario Bros&#8221; to two lucky listeners! - This month we&#8217;re giving away &#8220;NHL 10,&#8221; with a word so secret, you may not even hear it! - Chile got [...]]]></description>
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<p>The first ever Dave and Steve Show Listener Party is this Saturday in Bellevue, WA, at the Rock Bottom!</p>
<p>- We gave away &#8220;Uncharted 2&#8243; and &#8220;Super Mario Bros&#8221; to two lucky listeners!<br />
- This month we&#8217;re giving away &#8220;NHL 10,&#8221; with a word so secret, you may not even hear it!<br />
- Chile got rocked, and a man gets shocked&#8230; to death.<br />
- Canada won the most gold medals, and gave away the most rubber ones.<br />
- People in Rio are hoping the smell of pee masks the smell of all the dead fish.<br />
- Dave got punched in the face, in his bathroom, in his own home, but didn&#8217;t have an orgasm.<br />
- We get voicemails from The King of TV, Paul Goebel, and The King of San Francisco, J the Producer.<br />
- Tracy fills in for Steve on the ENews, and brings us news of Randy Quaid and Jay Leno.<br />
- We take questions from the folks in the UStream chat and answer them live on the air!<br />
- We finish off the show by talking about the Listener Party that is taking place this Saturday at the Rock Bottom in Bellevue, WA!</p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100301.mp3">Episode #106 &#8211; The Listener Party Show</a></p>
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		<title>#105b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re not saying goodbye, we&#8217;re saying see you on down the road.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Actors should be careful what roles they take otherwise they may be immortalized as Boner. - If an animal has the word &#8220;Killer&#8221; in its name&#8230;it just might be dangerous. - The State Department gives [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re not saying goodbye, we&#8217;re saying see you on down the road.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Actors should be careful what roles they take otherwise they may be immortalized as Boner.<br />
- If an animal has the word &#8220;Killer&#8221; in its name&#8230;it just might be dangerous.<br />
- The State Department gives Tracy one more chance to prove he&#8217;s not an enemy of the state.<br />
- We chronicle Producer J&#8217;s life on the Dave and Steve Show and showcase his main contributions.<br />
- Producer J gives his swan song and updates us on his current projects.<br />
- We say goodbye to Producer J with inspiration from Bill Bixby.<br />
- Listener Party!  March 6th! Surprise announcement regarding stage hypnosis!<br />
- We gave you the secret word for the last time in February.<br />
- Take care J, write often!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the weekend again so get in the Uhaul and point out that dent on the front fender before you pull out because they&#8217;ll charge you when you bring it back&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100225.mp3">Episode #105b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all you Pile Members! Dave&#8217;s dumb head went and forgot to edit out the secret &#8220;live&#8221; word from Episode #105 before it was posted. He&#8217;s going to take care of it by the end of the day today, but now is your chance to take advantage of his mistake and get a chance to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hey all you Pile Members!</p>
<p>Dave&#8217;s dumb head went and forgot to edit out the secret &#8220;live&#8221; word from Episode #105 before it was posted.  He&#8217;s going to take care of it by the end of the day today, but now is your chance to take advantage of his mistake and get a chance to win a copy of &#8220;Uncharted 2&#8243; for the PS3.  All you have to do is listen to the show, email us the secret word and you&#8217;ll be entered to win.</p>
<p>Listen now before he gets his hands on the &#8220;dump button&#8221; if you know what we mean.</p>
<p>Argar Free Games!</p>

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		<title>#105 &#8211; Sara Davis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We broadcasted live once again on Ustream.tv and were joined by a fantastic studio audience! - The March 6th listener party is drawing near&#8230;plan to be at the greatest event south of the Olympics! - Secret Words! Email the Secret word to us to enter to win Super Mario Bros. for the Wii. - We [...]]]></description>
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<p>We broadcasted live once again on <a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-dave-and-steve-show">Ustream.tv</a> and were joined by a fantastic studio audience!  </p>
<p>- The March 6th listener party is drawing near&#8230;plan to be at the greatest event south of the Olympics!<br />
- Secret Words!  Email the Secret word to us to enter to win Super Mario Bros. for the Wii.<br />
- We have more fun with Bigfoot and Cliff Crook.<br />
- USA beats their little brother in hockey.<br />
- A clever Russian hacker leads to an uncomfortable exchange between Gretchen and her former landlord.<br />
- Police catch the deadliest catch:   A drunk driver.<br />
- They&#8217;re peeing off roofs again in the blotter.<br />
- New segment where we explain computers to Steve.  He&#8217;s fascinated&#8230;and stuck in a closet.<br />
- Robert the Grump brings us an awesome quiz.  Show me the Monet!<br />
- Boner has gone missing in Canada.  Seriously.<br />
- Sara Davis lifts us up and really shows us some love.</p>
<p>Sara Davis from the popular podcast How Much Do We Love joins us for a fantastic interview and explains the immense burden of being so positive for twenty minutes.<br />
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100222.mp3">Episode #105 &#8211; The Sara Davis Show</a></p>
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		<title>Hey, hey! What&#8217;s this I see? I thought this was a party&#8230; (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine Kevin Bacon sliding down the stairs in &#8220;Footloose,&#8221; after just beating up his girlfriend&#8217;s abusive ex-boyfriend with the help of that one redneck who learned to dance. He yells out his famous, &#8220;Hey, hey! What&#8217;s this I see? I thought this was a party&#8230; LET&#8217;S DANCE!&#8221; but instead of Kenny Loggins kicking things into [...]]]></description>
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<p>Imagine Kevin Bacon sliding down the stairs in &#8220;Footloose,&#8221; after just beating up his girlfriend&#8217;s abusive ex-boyfriend with the help of that one redneck who learned to dance.  He yells out his famous, &#8220;Hey, hey! What&#8217;s this I see? I thought this was a party&#8230; LET&#8217;S DANCE!&#8221; but instead of Kenny Loggins kicking things into high gear, you get this song.</p>
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<p>Just imagine&#8230;</p>

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		<title>#104b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;Too fat to fly so we&#8217;re growing a beard instead&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - J is out because he&#8217;s marching in front of the Southwest Airlines Terminal - We&#8217;ve done 43 Dangly Bits episodes now&#8230;seven more and we shoot someone out of a cannon. - Rock Sugar is talented, though not [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Too fat to fly so we&#8217;re growing a beard instead&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- J is out because he&#8217;s marching in front of the Southwest Airlines Terminal<br />
- We&#8217;ve done 43 Dangly Bits episodes now&#8230;seven more and we shoot someone out of a cannon.<br />
- Rock Sugar is talented, though not original.<br />
- Germany took a brief lead in the medal count, but the USA stormed their beaches and leads again.<br />
- Only Olympic Snowboarding has saved NBC&#8217;s crappy coverage.<br />
- A Texas man discovers one sure way to avoid taxes.<br />
- Conan O&#8217;Brien could be teetering on the edge and not know it.<br />
- Sarah Davis from another awesome podcast is coming up on the next Dave and Steve Show.<br />
- Listener Party!  March 6th! We have gift bags!  Dave will personally dance with every attendee.<br />
- Contest&#8230;Mario Bros. for the Wii&#8230;send in that secret word.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the weekend again so get in the Uhaul and buy the extra insurance in case you take one of the side mirrors off trying to back up&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100218.mp3">Episode #104b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>Guess who won&#8217;t be winning a gold medal.  (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just watch the video&#8230; Seriously&#8230; has she ever even been on a set of skis before?]]></description>
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<p>Just watch the video&#8230;</p>
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<p>Seriously&#8230; has she ever even been on a set of skis before?</p>

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		<title>#104 &#8211; Kevin Grazier</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technical difficulties prevented us from broadcasting live this week, but that didn&#8217;t stop us from delivering the best damn pre-recorded show this side of the Mississippi! - Dave finally got his Christmas present from Steve, and it involves massive amounts of hair. - If you need any boxes of unopened trading cards from the 90s, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Technical difficulties prevented us from broadcasting live this week, but that didn&#8217;t stop us from delivering the best damn pre-recorded show this side of the Mississippi!</p>
<p>- Dave finally got his Christmas present from Steve, and it involves massive amounts of hair.<br />
- If you need any boxes of unopened trading cards from the 90s, visit Dave&#8217;s garage.<br />
- If you need any boxes of unopened expired Twinkies, visit Dave&#8217;s cattle farm.<br />
- Greece has mismanaged its money, and the other countries have welcomed it to the club.<br />
- The sands may be golden in Rio, but the streets had better not be.<br />
- Teachers grow weed and steel electricity, and an Officer has a magic shield.<br />
- Tracy is going to let people sleep at his house, and Gretchen may have someone sleeping on her.<br />
- We get a quick Olympic update before hearing from Cecil and Laura in The Mailbag.<br />
- Steve tells Dave that he&#8217;s getting the Box Office wrong, and some old people got older.<br />
- Kevin Smith is too fat to fly, and NBC is getting complaints for trying to pay the bills.<br />
- We finish the show talking to &#8220;Battlestar Galatica&#8221; Scientific Advisor, author, and NASA employee, Kevin Grazier. Kevin&#8217;s forgotten more about knowing how to forget stuff then you&#8217;ll probably ever forget you knew. Plus he gives a hell of an interview!</p>
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<p><a href="http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/index.cfm"><strong>The Official NASA Saturn Page</strong></a></p>
<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100215.mp3">Episode #104 &#8211; The Kevin Grazier Show</a></p>
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		<title>#103b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;Who needs an Episode #102 anyway you jackholes&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Alec Baldwin blew a cork and it was awesome! - Iran wants attention so badly&#8230;why won&#8217;t anyone pay attention to them? - We welcome Polk County School District parents listening to the show on their new iPods. - We [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Who needs an Episode #102 anyway you jackholes&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>- Alec Baldwin blew a cork and it was awesome!<br />
- Iran wants attention so badly&#8230;why won&#8217;t anyone pay attention to them?<br />
- We welcome Polk County School District parents listening to the show on their new iPods.<br />
- We were talking loud enough to wake up J in the middle of the show&#8230;shhhh!<br />
- Desperate Housewives gets more housewives<br />
- Producer J wants to know when Jen is giving her son &#8220;the talk&#8221;.<br />
- Jen had a DVR fail and still watched more TV than the rest of us combined.<br />
- Contest&#8230;Mario Bros. for the Wii&#8230;send in that secret word.<br />
- Listener Party &#8211; March 6th -Google directions or else!</p>
<p>Get in the Uhaul and don&#8217;t drag the couch over those wheel wells, we just had it cleaned&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100211.mp3">Episode #103b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>These two have still got it.  (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lady Gaga has got nothing on the folks at the Mayo Clinic. Anyone else notice him copping a feel each time they switch positions?]]></description>
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<p>Lady Gaga has got nothing on the folks at the Mayo Clinic.</p>
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<p>Anyone else notice him copping a feel each time they switch positions?</p>

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		<title>#103 &#8211; Padme Grace</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Professional Life Coach and martial arts expert Padme Grace joins us to describe exactly what a Life Coach does and answers some hypothetical questions about how she&#8217;d help a person we made up in our imagination. Also: - Dave is in the closet for this show. - We talk Super Bowl Commercials and our love [...]]]></description>
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<p>Professional Life Coach and martial arts expert Padme Grace joins us to describe exactly what a Life Coach does and answers some hypothetical questions about how she&#8217;d help a person we made up in our imagination. Also:</p>
<p>- Dave is in the closet for this show.<br />
- We talk Super Bowl Commercials and our love for New Orleans.<br />
- Hugh Hefner is accused of screwing Playboy.<br />
- Steve had a picture of a girl touching herself on his Facebook.<br />
- If you listened to the show live you have a chance to win Uncharted 2: Among Thieves for the PS3.<br />
- Steve battles technical difficulty to get back on the show.<br />
- Bill Murray to be in GhostBusters 3. No word on a 3rd Meatballs.<br />
- Fantastic interview with Life Coach Padme Grace who offers advice to a certain host of the show.<br />
- Listen for the secret word and email it to the show to enter to win Mario Bros for the Wii.<br />
- Basically, people hire a life coach because they are too lazy stay in line. Or they don&#8217;t have a wife.<br />
- Fact: Most people lie to their life coach. Big surprise.<br />
- Padme explains how bicyclists aren&#8217;t evil. We&#8217;re not buying it.<br />
- The show ends with Gretchen&#8217;s dog pooping on the floor next to her.<br />
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings </strong></a>on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100208.mp3">Episode #103 &#8211; The Padme Grace Show</a></p>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll be live at 9:00pm PST tonight!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We tried out the whole Ustream live thing on last Thursday&#8217;s Dangly Bits Show, and it went so well that we figured we&#8217;d do it for the main show tonight! Tune into our official page on Ustream if you want to watch and chat with other viewers, or just come back to this page to [...]]]></description>
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<p>We tried out the whole Ustream live thing on last Thursday&#8217;s Dangly Bits Show, and it went so well that we figured we&#8217;d do it for the main show tonight! Tune into <a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-dave-and-steve-show"><strong>our official page on Ustream</strong></a> if you want to watch and chat with other viewers, or just come back to this page to watch the live stream in the window below from the comfort of The Dave and Steve Show website!</p>
<p>The live feed will be broadcast, beginning at 9:00pm PST with our interview with Padme Grace, followed by our 9:30pm taping of the main show!</p>
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<p>Dave has set up a webcam to at least have some kind of video feed, even if it is just his ugly mug for now, and we&#8217;ll be giving out the secret word that you need for a chance to win &#8220;The New Super Mario Bros&#8221; for the Nintendo Wii!</p>
<p>Argar Livegar!</p>

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		<title>#101b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re going live in 8 minutes you bozos&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show! The Dangly Bits crew produced the first LIVE podcast of The Dave and Steve Show family and we&#8217;ll be doing plenty more. This was largley unannounced as we were testing out technology that was new to us. There was plenty [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re going live in 8 minutes you bozos&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show!</p>
<p>The Dangly Bits crew produced the first LIVE podcast of The Dave and Steve Show family and we&#8217;ll be doing plenty more.  This was largley unannounced as we were testing out technology that was new to us.  There was plenty going on during the 35 minutes including:</p>
<p>- We were streaming live on <a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-dave-and-steve-show"target="_blank">ustream.com!</a>   Don&#8217;t worry if you missed it&#8230;we&#8217;ll do it again soon.<br />
- It&#8217;s warm enough some places to be eaten by sharks.<br />
- Lindsey Vonn is a female athlete.  Nothing else!<br />
- What&#8217;s a Winter Olympics without snow?  We&#8217;re about to find out.<br />
- The Who and Bridgestone Tires will bring you a pretty crappy halftime show.<br />
- Dave wants the Saints to win because he needs a message in his NFL mascots.<br />
- Tracy wants New Orleans to lose and then the city collapse into the sea.<br />
- The Colts will win anyway, anyhow, anywhere they choose.<br />
- We leak some more information about the listener party March 6th!<br />
- New Contest!  Mario Bros. for the Wii and Tracy has a unique way of announcing it.<br />
- Oh yeah&#8230;there was a secret word in here somewhere.<br />
- No TV trash this week&#8230;next week though.</p>
<p>Get in the Uhaul for another weekend and remember to fill the tank to 3/4 when you return it or you&#8217;ll be paying what they pay in the UK when the final bill comes&#8230;and like always Keep &#8216;Em Danglin&#8217; </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100204.mp3">Episode #101b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>Death Metal Rooster (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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<p>Listener Mike sent this along, and we just had to post it:</p>
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<p>Tune in next week when he sends us the hilarious &#8220;Polka Water Bison&#8221; video.</p>

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		<title>#102 &#8211; Cliff Crook</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Noted Bigfoot research expert, and the reason we use the term, &#8220;Argar Largar,&#8221; Cliff Crook is back on the show! - We announce the winner of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum,&#8221; and give details on our next contest! - People are trying to smuggle kids out of Haiti, and a man peed on the Walmart meat counter. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Noted Bigfoot research expert, and the reason we use the term, &#8220;Argar Largar,&#8221; Cliff Crook is back on the show!</p>
<p>- We announce the winner of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum,&#8221; and give details on our next contest!<br />
- People are trying to smuggle kids out of Haiti, and a man peed on the Walmart meat counter.<br />
- Dave isn&#8217;t a bad guy, but Tracy is a much better one.<br />
- A traffic reporter causes a backup, and sex for cigarettes doesn&#8217;t work out as planned.<br />
- Steve takes his kid sledding on an active volcano, and it wasn&#8217;t that fun.<br />
- Listener Mike writes in to stick up for gamer nerds, and then geeks out on Star Trek Online.<br />
- All little people look the same to Gretchen, and things aren&#8217;t going well for Rip Torn.<br />
- We end the show speaking with Bigfoot expert, Cliff Crook. He&#8217;s a &#8220;quiet talker,&#8221; so crank your speakers and enjoy a wild ride through the stompin&#8217; ground of the Sasquatch!</p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a>on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100201.mp3">Episode #102 &#8211; The Cliff Crook Show</a></p>
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		<title>Finally some news that relates to all of us.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<title>#100b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;Where is my sweater? Global warming my butt!&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show! - Producer J is everyone&#8217;s favorite number two. - Finland has their own campfire stories. - Is Bigfoot returning to the Dave and Steve Show? - Jen wants to see guys have a Man Crunch during halftime. - J argues [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Where is my sweater?  Global warming my butt!&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show! </p>
<p>- Producer J is everyone&#8217;s favorite number two.<br />
- Finland has their own campfire stories.<br />
- Is Bigfoot returning to the Dave and Steve Show?<br />
- Jen wants to see guys have a Man Crunch during halftime.<br />
- J argues with himself and almost wins.<br />
- Wii or iPad?  C&#8217;mon.<br />
- The President had a speech.  We expected more frankly.<br />
- The Anti-War movement went to Finland.<br />
- Jen brings a Health book to a Climatology fight.<br />
- The mail bag brings a voice of reason.<br />
- Jen watches too much TV.  We have proof.<br />
- Plan to attend the big listener party on March 6th at 7pm!<br />
- Our contest to win Arkham Asylum for the PS3 ends at the end of January. Email us the secret word from Episode #98 and enter for a chance to win.</p>
<p>Get the Uhaul ready and don&#8217;t forget to slide in that funny little ramp before you pull out into the weekend&#8230;and well ya know. </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100128.mp3">Episode #100b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>And now, take a moment to feel better about yourself. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taken from 2009&#8242;s Juggalo Gathering, which took place at Cave-In-Rock, IL and was attended by a staggering 20,000 people. Warning: These kids are fans of clowns, but each have a mouth like a sailor. You know we&#8217;d kill to have any one of these people on as a guest of our show.]]></description>
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<p>Taken from 2009&#8242;s Juggalo Gathering, which took place at Cave-In-Rock, IL and was attended by a staggering 20,000 people.</p>
<p>Warning: These kids are fans of clowns, but each have a mouth like a sailor.</p>
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<p>You know we&#8217;d kill to have any one of these people on as a guest of our show.</p>

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		<title>Weatherman lets everyone know what he&#8217;s packing. (video)</title>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1786</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awkward&#8230; Snowfall Size Matters &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos Give the guy a break though. Afterall, &#8220;Reveal your penis size.&#8221; and, &#8220;Reveal the amount of snowfall in Princeton,&#8221; look relatively similar on a teleprompter, folks.]]></description>
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<p>Awkward&#8230;</p>
<p><center><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="464" height="376" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="id" value="1686934" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://embed.break.com/MTY4NjkzNA==" /><embed id="1686934" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="376" src="http://embed.break.com/MTY4NjkzNA==" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/snowfall-size-matters.html" target="_blank">Snowfall Size Matters</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></span></center></p>
<p>Give the guy a break though.  Afterall, &#8220;Reveal your penis size.&#8221; and, &#8220;Reveal the amount of snowfall in Princeton,&#8221; look relatively similar on a teleprompter, folks.</p>

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		<title>#101 &#8211; Urban Fantasy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though Halloween is a long way off, we still find a way to talk vampires, werewolves and witches! - Dave has returned from Finland, but not before getting his crotch searched by airport security. - Gretchen claims that Finnish people never make eye contact, and know lots of bad words. - There is a [...]]]></description>
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<p>Even though Halloween is a long way off, we still find a way to talk vampires, werewolves and witches!</p>
<p>- Dave has returned from Finland, but not before getting his crotch searched by airport security.<br />
- Gretchen claims that Finnish people never make eye contact, and know lots of bad words.<br />
- There is a lot of inkjet printed money in Seattle, and Holiday Inns will soon feature Dutch Ovens.<br />
- Native American Casinos are struggling, and chimps have made their own movie.<br />
- The Dave and Steve Show Listener Party is coming up on March 6th!<br />
- You still have a chance to win a copy of &#8220;Batman: Arkham Asylum&#8221; by listening to Episode #98.<br />
- People have found our site via tinfoil hats, tattoos, turd awards, and female centaurs.<br />
- Cecil writes in to congratulate us on our 101st show!<br />
- Gary Coleman got busted and ate chili, and Dick grabbed a crotch.<br />
- We finish off the show talking with Lily from <a href="http://urbanfantasybc.wordpress.com/"><strong>The Urban Fantasy Book Club</strong></a> and put one of our favorite films to the test!</p>
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<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a> on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100125.mp3">Episode #101 &#8211; The Urban Fantasy Show</a></p>
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		<title>This girl&#8217;s fingers will kick your ass. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s like Jackie Chan in is the palm of your hand. EMBED-Asian Chick&#8217;s Awesome Hand Ninja &#8211; Watch more free videos Just imagine if the role of Daniel Laruso in &#8220;The Karate Kid&#8221; was played by this chick&#8217;s hand.]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s like Jackie Chan <del datetime="2010-01-25T20:13:15+00:00">in</del> is the palm of your hand.</p>
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<p>Just imagine if the role of Daniel Laruso in &#8220;The Karate Kid&#8221; was played by this chick&#8217;s hand.</p>

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		<title>Walmart clown commercial. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We almost didn&#8217;t put this commercial up, what with Steve&#8217;s hatred of Walmart and Dave&#8217;s hatred of clowns, but it was too funny not to. For Walmart, this commercial is pretty cutting edge humor-wise, but had no effect on Steve&#8217;s lack of desire to shop there.]]></description>
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<p>We almost didn&#8217;t put this commercial up, what with Steve&#8217;s hatred of Walmart and Dave&#8217;s hatred of clowns, but it was too funny not to.</p>
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<p>For Walmart, this commercial is pretty cutting edge humor-wise, but had no effect on Steve&#8217;s lack of desire to shop there.</p>

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		<title>#99b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;get off my property you dirty census worker&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show! - Producer J is back and finally comes clean with something he realized. - We didn&#8217;t hear from Dave this week, we hope he&#8217;s okay and the surgery went well. - Pee Wee Herman is on the big stage. Ew. [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;get off my property you dirty census worker&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show! </p>
<p>- Producer J is back and finally comes clean with something he realized.<br />
- We didn&#8217;t hear from Dave this week, we hope he&#8217;s okay and the surgery went well.<br />
- Pee Wee Herman is on the big stage.  Ew.<br />
- Scott Baio is not racist.  His friends have friends on Facebook who are&#8230;well, ya know.<br />
- MLK day may be the best holiday ever.  Seriously.<br />
- Producer J simply can&#8217;t tolerate non-violence.<br />
- Jen reports on Celebrity Rehab and Dennis Rodman was in One Flew Over the Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest.<br />
- Tracy broke his promise to watch more TV.<br />
- Artie Lange can predict the future.<br />
- NBC was behind New Coke.<br />
- Tracy will respond to the 2010 Census when they find his bunker.<br />
- Jen is going to turn Tracy in if there is a reward.<br />
- You can find Tracy easily, March 6th at the Dave and Steve Show listener party.<br />
- Contest!  Listen to Episode #98 for the secret word and enter a drawing for Arkham Asylum for the PS3.</p>
<p>Have the Uhaul packed yet?  Well then get in, buckle up and have a great weekend&#8230;and keep &#8216;em danglin&#8217;! </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100121.mp3">Episode #99b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>The 100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go grab a bottle of wine and get ready for some cheese! Just remember that &#8220;cheese&#8221; does not always equal &#8220;bad.&#8221; In fact, between the 5 cast members of this show, we probably own every one of these films on DVD.]]></description>
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<p>Go grab a bottle of wine and get ready for some cheese!</p>
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<p>Just remember that &#8220;cheese&#8221; does not always equal &#8220;bad.&#8221;  In fact, between the 5 cast members of this show, we probably own every one of these films on DVD.</p>

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		<title>#99 &#8211; Blood Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve guides the ship through the most fantastic hour of podcasting you&#8217;ll hear this week! This show is so awesome it required a 5th word in the title. Argar Largar! - Steve starts the show with a pee pee comment. - Haiti is still struggling to recover without George Harrison&#8217;s help. - We find out [...]]]></description>
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<p>Steve guides the ship through the most fantastic hour of podcasting you&#8217;ll hear this week!  This show is so awesome it required a 5th word in the title.  Argar Largar!</p>
<p>- Steve starts the show with a pee pee comment.<br />
- Haiti is still struggling to recover without George Harrison&#8217;s help.<br />
- We find out who Jen&#8217;s least favorite Beatle is.<br />
- Van Halen&#8217;s &#8216;Jump&#8217; isn&#8217;t always a feel good song.<br />
- Lots of drinking and peeing in Kittitas County this week.<br />
- Gretchen teaches us some key facts about magical land of Finlandia.<br />
- It&#8217;s good to keep a gun in your home in case Zee Germans show up&#8230;again.<br />
- Jen reads a very special letter to the show.<br />
- Dave loves Finland and makes two poop jokes to prove it.<br />
- Jackie Chan is a step slow.<br />
- Betty White is still alive no matter what Dave says.<br />
- Spider-Man movies are now offically not-for-profit.<br />
- The Golden Globes are like this week&#8217;s blotter:  Live and weird.<br />
- Alec Baldwin is a good actor and really sells parental anger.<br />
- Tracy&#8217;s mom is looking forward to the listener party March 6th!<br />
- Beer for blood. Finally.</p>
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When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings </strong></a>on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100118.mp3">Episode #99 &#8211; The Blood Beer Show</a></p>
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		<title>#98b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s geek and paranoia week on The Dangly Bits Show! - There is poor and then there is Haiti poor and it&#8217;s the fault of the French. - Jen supports another pact with the devil&#8230;this time it&#8217;s Wal-Mart and WiMax. - Google is angry at China for spying on the Dasshow mailbag. - The leader [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s geek and paranoia week on The Dangly Bits Show!  </p>
<p>- There is poor and then there is Haiti poor and it&#8217;s the fault of the French.<br />
- Jen supports another pact with the devil&#8230;this time it&#8217;s Wal-Mart and WiMax.<br />
- Google is angry at China for spying on the Dasshow mailbag.<br />
- The leader of China is in the drawing for Arkham Asylum for the PS3.<br />
- Jen takes over J&#8217;s spot as the paranoid person on the show.<br />
- 8 year olds are enemies of the state.  Don&#8217;t let them fool you.<br />
- The Nobel Peace Prize winner asks for 83 billion bucks for war.<br />
- How many syllables are you using in your new year?<br />
- The Dangly Bits Show will be there when the world ends&#8230;thanks to Wal-Mart.<br />
- Listener Party!  Saturday, March 6th &#8211; Save the date!<br />
- Free junk is free junk so c&#8217;mon.  Email in the secret word from Episode #98.<br />
- Dr. Drew is smart and sexy.  It&#8217;s unanimous.<br />
- We&#8217;re going to watch more TV this year.  We promise.</p>
<p>Okay&#8230;get in the Uhaul and have a great weekend&#8230;and keep &#8216;em danglin&#8217;! </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100114.mp3">Episode #98b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>One man, lots of cops, 10 years of pranks. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy must spend a fortune on animal costumes. Give the guy some credit, as he doesn&#8217;t seem to be just another idiot with a camera trying to make it onto the crew of &#8220;Jackass.&#8221; There are some gags in this one that took a considerable amount of thought and planning.]]></description>
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<p>This guy must spend a fortune on animal costumes.</p>
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<p>Give the guy some credit, as he doesn&#8217;t seem to be just another idiot with a camera trying to make it onto the crew of &#8220;Jackass.&#8221; There are some gags in this one that took a considerable amount of thought and planning.</p>

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		<title>Get &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; for free! (contest)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This month we&#8217;re giving away a copy of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; for the PS3, and all you have to do is listen to Show #98! Somewhere in that show, we mention a secret word. Simply email that word to dasshow@gmail.com for your chance to win this amazing game! And keep listening, because next month we&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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<p>This month we&#8217;re giving away a copy of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; for the PS3, and all you have to do is listen to <a href="http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1738"><B>Show #98</A></B>!</p>
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<p>Somewhere in that show, we mention a secret word.  Simply email that word to dasshow@gmail.com for your chance to win this amazing game!</p>
<p>And keep listening, because next month we&#8217;re going to be giving away another great game!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1738">Episode #98 &#8211; The Secret Word Show</A></B></p>

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		<title>#98 &#8211; Secret Word</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listen for the secret word and email it to us for your chance to win a copy of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; for the Sony PS3! - Tracy thought Dave was out this week, and got caught with the booze on the counter. - The first ever Dave and Steve Listener Party is March 6th at [...]]]></description>
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<p>Listen for the secret word and email it to us for your chance to win a copy of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; for the Sony PS3!</p>
<p>- Tracy thought Dave was out this week, and got caught with the booze on the counter.<br />
- The first ever Dave and Steve Listener Party is March 6th at The Rock Bottom in Bellevue!<br />
- The Seahawks have a new coach, and a Mayor got caught holding the wrong pair of underpants.<br />
- A blank check isn&#8217;t always a bad thing, and yet another man gets his penis caught in something.<br />
- Gretchen gets a little too competitive during the Pop Quiz, but it may have been worth it.<br />
- Tracy is Mick, and Dave is Nikki, but is Gretchen the best Tommy we have?<br />
- Princess Amber writes in and (shocker) makes it all about her.<br />
- Avatar is now the 2nd highest grossing film of all time, and Gretchen just LOVES Robert Downey Jr.<br />
- Gary Coleman paid a visit to the ER, and NBC is crapping on the heads of both Jay and Conan.<br />
- We finish the show talking about things that are going to be tough to explain to our kids. If we forgot any, email us yours to dasshow@gmail.com!</p>
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<p>Get your entries in now and we&#8217;ll send out a copy of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; to one lucky winner!</p>
<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a>on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100111.mp3">Episode #98 &#8211; The Secret Word Show</a></p>
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		<title>Best fails of 2009. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 04:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of these are amazing, some are quite scary, and some will make you laugh until you pee a little. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Now let&#8217;s all take a second to be thankful that we weren&#8217;t a part of this video. If you happen to have actually been featured in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Some of these are amazing, some are quite scary, and some will make you laugh until you pee a little.</p>
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<div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>
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<p>Now let&#8217;s all take a second to be thankful that we weren&#8217;t a part of this video.  If you happen to have actually been featured in this video, on the other hand, thanks for making us glad we aren&#8217;t you.</p>

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		<title>#97b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We kick off the new year with 30 minutes of the best dangly bits ever! - Dave was already so close on his celebrity death predictions. - Jen saddens Star Trek fans. - How many syllables are you using in your new year? - Dave defends his physical attraction to hot aliens. - After a [...]]]></description>
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<p>We kick off the new year with 30 minutes of the best dangly bits ever!</p>
<p>- Dave was already so close on his celebrity death predictions.<br />
- Jen saddens Star Trek fans.<br />
- How many syllables are you using in your new year?<br />
- Dave defends his physical attraction to hot aliens.<br />
- After a few years of looking at naked people, it&#8217;s no big deal.<br />
- Technology will make people line up to be airport screeners.<br />
- Dave wants to swab Tracy.  Seriously.<br />
- Hey guess what?  Nobody cares who won the College Football Championship!<br />
- Steve joins the show and we tell him how it works.<br />
- We all enjoy political satire&#8230;and poking fun at Steve.<br />
- The Tuesday show is on Monday and is not the main show.<br />
- We discuss the March 6th listener party!<br />
- We&#8217;re giving away stuff and all you have to do is listen.</p>
<p>Thanks for joining us for another 30 plus minutes this week.  Please be safe out there and always remember to&#8230;keep &#8216;em danglin&#8217;! </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100107.mp3">Episode #97b &#8211; The Dangly Bits Show</a></p>

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		<title>How about some iTunes love?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi Pile Members! If you&#8217;ve got iTunes installed, and have a second, can you swing over and rate the show for us? Just click the big logo above this, and you&#8217;ll be taken to our page on the iTunes store. Then click on the &#8220;Write A Review&#8221; option under &#8220;Customer Ratings.&#8221; We want you to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hi Pile Members!</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve got iTunes installed, and have a second, can you swing over and rate the show for us?</p>
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<p>Just click the big logo above this, and you&#8217;ll be taken to our page on the iTunes store.  Then click on the &#8220;Write A Review&#8221; option under &#8220;Customer Ratings.&#8221;  We want you to be totally honest and rate the show what you think it deserves, but in the same breath, we know you ALL think it deserves 5 stars.</p>
<p>Believe it or not, this does a great deal for us to get the word out about the show, and it will only take a minute or two of your time.</p>
<p>Thank you!</p>

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		<title>The Golden Girls as you&#8217;ve never seen them before. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re just a few short days into 2010, and already we have a strong candidate for creepiest video of the year. This is normally where we would make a, &#8220;at least he didn&#8217;t paint The Golden Girls on his face,&#8221; joke, but&#8230; well&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>We&#8217;re just a few short days into 2010, and already we have a strong candidate for creepiest video of the year.</p>
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<p>This is normally where we would make a, &#8220;at least he didn&#8217;t paint The Golden Girls on his face,&#8221; joke, but&#8230; well&#8230;</p>

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		<title>Tim Allen&#8217;s new movie looks awesome. (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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<p>Tim Allen is really branching out on his latest role.</p>
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<div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b0082ecfe0/arbor-daze-with-tim-allen" title="from Tim Allen, lauren, Jake, and FOD Team">Arbor Daze with Tim Allen</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/tim_allen">Tim Allen</a></div>
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<p>We think this is a joke, but it&#8217;s actually kind of hard to tell for sure.</p>

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		<title>Man vs. Enema (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d probably just go ahead and let myself die on the raft. When your name is Bear, you need to do crazy things. It&#8217;s just written somewhere. However I&#8217;m not so sure that putting bird poop water up your tailpipe is exactly the kind of crazy that they meant when they wrote that down.]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;d probably just go ahead and let myself die on the raft.</p>
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<p>When your name is Bear, you need to do crazy things.  It&#8217;s just written somewhere.  However I&#8217;m not so sure that putting bird poop water up your tailpipe is exactly the kind of crazy that they meant when they wrote that down.</p>

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		<title>#97 &#8211; Yiddish Shinkle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2010 is here and with it comes a brand new episode of your favorite show! - Dave walks all over Steve giving out our contact info, and then fires an intern. - It turns out that kittens scratch and claw on the way out, and Steve got a Nerd-o-pedia. - We&#8217;re giving away a copy [...]]]></description>
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<p>2010 is here and with it comes a brand new episode of your favorite show!</p>
<p>- Dave walks all over Steve giving out our contact info, and then fires an intern.<br />
- It turns out that kittens scratch and claw on the way out, and Steve got a Nerd-o-pedia.<br />
- We&#8217;re giving away a copy of &#8220;Batman Arkham Assylum&#8221; for the PS3 this month!<br />
- Save the date of March 6th, as we&#8217;re having a listener party at the Rock Bottom in Bellevue!<br />
- Tracy has a very special announcement of his own.<br />
- A woman gets angry over a lack of McNuggets, and a man gets his McNuggets squeezed.<br />
- Gretchen robs a story from Steve, and 3 women in your bed is too many.<br />
- We have a brand new sponsor to this fine show!<br />
- Dave makes up a word that already exists, and we get a new listener writing in!<br />
- Avatar rules in our hearts and at the Box Office, and old people keep getting older.<br />
- Vince Vaughn got hitched, and may be seeing Tiger&#8217;s Wood very soon.<br />
- We go over last year&#8217;s Celebrity Dead Pool and also reveal our lists for 2010.<br />
- The crew ends the show by giving their predictions for 2010, and also reveal two upcoming interviews!</p>
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<p>Welcome to 2010!  We look forward to offending you for at least 50 of the weeks to come.</p>
<p>When you&#8217;re done listening, make sure you check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dave-and-steves-droppings/id337425042?mt=8"><strong>Dave and Steve&#8217;s Droppings</strong></a>on iTunes.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.dasshow.com/davesteve_episode_100104.mp3">Episode #97 &#8211; The Yiddish Shinkle Show</a></p>
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		<title>2009&#8242;s best news bloopers.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed just how often newscasters accidentally say words that mean &#8220;penis&#8221;? 2009s Best News Bloopers &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos I can&#8217;t wait to see how many wangs&#8230; uh&#8230; I mean bloopers we get in 2010!]]></description>
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<p>Have you ever noticed just how often newscasters accidentally say words that mean &#8220;penis&#8221;?</p>
<p><center><object width="464" height="384" id="1611052" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="2009s Best News Bloopers Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTYxMTA1Mg=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTYxMTA1Mg==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="384"></embed></object><br /><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/2009s-best-news-bloopers.html" target="_blank">2009s Best News Bloopers</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font></center></p>
<p>I can&#8217;t wait to see how many wangs&#8230; uh&#8230; I mean bloopers we get in 2010!</p>

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