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		<title>#133 – Hulk Train</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen is back, and looks more refreshed than a kumquat tree! - Steve out-talks his music&#8230; again. - Dave has a cold, but got mail order drugs to help him feel better. - You won&#8217;t believe what Dave&#8217;s dog did in the middle of the night. - A woman tried to smuggle a real tiger [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2738</link>
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		<title>#132 &#8211; Chair Sniffers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: Apologies on the feed mix-up. If you hear Episode #131 when you download Episode #132, please delete it and re-download and it should work fine. Oh&#8230; and blame Dave. Gretchen&#8217;s out, and the guys are in rare form! - We lost our comment line number&#8230; maybe. - We&#8217;re going to call Gretchen to get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2730</link>
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		<title>#131 &#8211; Jersey Girls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A new studio and a new set of headaches set the tone for this week&#8217;s show! - Dave relocated his office, thanks to his stripper daughter. - Tracy had a run-in with the long arm of the law, and he was almost raped. - It looks like Steve will attempt to make his stand-up debut [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2724</link>
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		<title>#130 &#8211; Skid Marks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The show went up late today due to Dave being on vacation, but the laughs are right on time! - Adam Carolla is probably going to be back on very soon, and Steve is thrilled about it. - Dave suggested Albertson&#8217;s chicken to Dave, and Dave&#8217;s butt then suggested he visit the toilet. - Gretchen [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2719</link>
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		<title>#129 &#8211; Park Mannequin</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Make sure you stick around for the final 15 minutes of this show to learn some little known facts about the hosts of your favorite podcast! - Win &#8220;Funny People&#8221; on DVD from us this month! - Steve knows how much money Rob Schneider makes. - Tracy presented his PP to a room full of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2711</link>
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		<title>#128 – Bird Feeders</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The best show you&#8217;ll hear all week! - Dave and Steve both screw up the intro, and then blame it on Tracy. - Tracy and Gretchen are back in the Argar Largar Studios this week! - Gretchen&#8217;s Grandmother got Grandfathered into The Elks. - Steve ran into someone from summer camp, but it wasn&#8217;t the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2708</link>
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		<title>#127 – Big Backyards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For the first time in the history of The Dave and Steve Show&#8230; it&#8217;s &#8216;just&#8217; Dave and Steve! If you have a comment about anything we said on this show, email us at dasshow@gmail.com or call our comment line at 206-984-2407! - It&#8217;s Dave&#8217;s fault that Tracy and Gretchen weren&#8217;t on the show. - Dave [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2703</link>
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		<title>#126 – Steel Panther / Rodman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We have comedy, metal, and a jam-packed show for you this week! - Dave broke off communication with Steve, then broke something else&#8230; - Toy Story 3 was the greatest film Dave never wants to see again. - Steve&#8217;s Father joins us in the Argar Largar Studios and gives a skunk update! - A woman [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2695</link>
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		<title>#125 – Guy&#8217;s Retreat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Like a cabin full of men, this episode is meaty! - Steve is out, but some emails may explain where he is. - A woman in the UK was found dead, and not in a good way&#8230; - Gretchen can tell if someone has given oral by looking in their oral cavity. - A man [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2689</link>
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		<title>#124 – Jose Sarduy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve still got all of your fingers left after the 4th of July weekend, make sure you use at least a couple of them to listen to our latest episode! - Steve&#8217;s kid managed to ride a bike while Steve rode his wife. - Tracy&#8217;s kid totally one-ups Steve&#8217;s kid. - Gretchen can&#8217;t tell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2683</link>
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		<title>#123 – Masseuse Tipper</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A bit late this week, but we promise it is worth the wait! - Tell a friend about the show, and you could win $30 in iTunes store credit! - We may (or may not) have an interview with a former Vice President coming up. - Steve took part in a very important event and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2671</link>
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		<title>#122 – Batista Barista</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We may not be as fun as a Chuck E. Cheese, but we&#8217;re twice as clean! Make sure to listen to this week&#8217;s show for a chance at $30.00 in iTunes store credit&#8230; - Dave asks that you all leave a review in the iTunes store. - Seattle still doesn&#8217;t have nice weather, but we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2609</link>
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		<title>#121 – French Fries</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dave returns from France and brings with him your chance to win a $30 iTunes giftcard! - Right out of the gate, Dave is angry at the crew for not giving him attention. - Tracy has a medical condition known as &#8220;d*ck pebbles.&#8221; - CK perfume can attract wild cats, and it doesn&#8217;t matter how. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2604</link>
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		<title>#120 &#8211; Pain Killers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dave left the country and Tracy is on painkillers. Is a better show possible? Start listening and find out! - Gretchen and Jen take over the show&#8230;briefly. - Tracy had a kidney stone and shows up on a wobbly wheel. - People in Central Washington hate the first amendment. - We&#8217;re giving away a $30 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2596</link>
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		<title>#119 – Jeff Dye</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Comedian and host of his own upcoming MTV show, Jeff Dye, joins us! - Tracy loves his new kid and over-loves his old one. - Some hospitals don&#8217;t want you to leave without chicken blood. - Steve saves his brother in-law&#8217;s life on a crappy beach in Washington. - You can&#8217;t carry a gun and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2588</link>
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		<title>Guess who Dave bumped into while in San Francisco?</title>
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		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2586</link>
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		<title>#118 – Alder Street</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tracy is out with his new baby again this week, but that doesn&#8217;t stop the crew from delivering our best show yet! - We introduce some format changes to the show, so drop us a line and tell us what you think. - We&#8217;re doing a Twitter-only contest next month, but you&#8217;ve still got a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2578</link>
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		<title>The Dave and Steve Show Update – 05/21/10</title>
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		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2576</link>
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		<title>#117 – Mike Savoia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rock and Roll photographer, Mike Savoia, joins us and shares his backstage stories about the likes of KISS, Pantera, Sugar Ray, and more! - Tracy is out, due to a baby falling out of his wife. - We are relaxing our standards a bit, and that means more poop humor! - Our Twitter is blowing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2568</link>
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		<title>Win Alan Wake for the Xbox 360!</title>
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		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2565</link>
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		<title>The Dave and Steve Show Update &#8211; 05/15/10</title>
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		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2562</link>
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		<title>#116b – Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is the last Thursday edition of the show and we have put together 30 minutes of some of the most special podcasting you&#8217;ll ever hear. Seriously. - Adam Corolla was great on Episode #116. - Robert the Grump writes us and thinks we should kill Nazis and do two shows a week. - James [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2554</link>
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		<title>#116 – Adam Carolla</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Adam Carolla sits down for a chat with us, and you will not want to miss it! - Listen to this week&#8217;s show to find out how to win a copy of &#8220;Alan Wake&#8221; for the Xbox 360. - Gretchen claims she was eight when the film was released that scared the p*ss out of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2542</link>
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		<title>#115b – Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;We have a very special announcement about this show&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Jen shaved her head. - Dave is angry that he is not the most clever person on the show. - Jen offends Dave and Tracy by not calling them chicks. - Arizona has Dave turning in his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2525</link>
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		<title>Upcoming Guests</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As if April wasn&#8217;t a big enough month for guests on The Dave and Steve Show, May promises to blow the socks right clean off of it! May 7th, 2:30pm Adam Carolla &#8220;The Man Show,&#8221; &#8220;Loveline,&#8221; &#8220;Dancing with the Stars&#8221; and &#8220;The Adam Carolla Podcast&#8221; May 11th, 9:30pm Mike Savoia &#8211; Rock and Roll Photographer [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2514</link>
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		<title>#115 – The Crying Spell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Local Seattle rockers, The Crying Spell, join us to talk about their upcoming album, and their fancy white guitars! - Steve begins the show by going off script, and it&#8217;s pure magic. - Tracy had an anniversary, and saw some sharks when he wasn&#8217;t making spray pancakes. - Dave went and saw Greg Fitzsimmons, who [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2507</link>
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		<title>#114b – Greg Fitzsimmons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;Hey look! Greg Fitzsimmons is in town&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Dave&#8217;s nervous breakdown was not silly&#8230;so he says. - Dave and Tracy explain to Jen how the Thursday Show began in a public restroom. - We wish all food was spray food. - The bathroom in a B-17 Flying [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2495</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;d be more ashamed if I that was how I laughed. (video)</title>
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		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2493</link>
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		<title>An Open Letter to The Apple iTunes Store</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Apple iTunes Store, We really don&#8217;t know why you treat us the way you do. Haven&#8217;t we been a good podcast to you? Haven&#8217;t we done everything you&#8217;ve told us to do? Yet you treat us with a lack of respect, and show no real emotion towards us at all. Ahem&#8230; iTunes Store, you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2476</link>
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		<title>And now we see why He-Man always won. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Skeletor Fails At Bench Pressing &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2470</link>
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		<title>Jen&#8217;s Sober House Recap &#8211; 04/28/10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ohhh, people. This show is so sad. It’s hard for me to be cavalier about their struggle. I’m up to the challenge, though, because I am old and bitter. Also, a little tipsy. Surprise! So, a million rehashcakes later (this show really wants to make sure you know what happened, what is happening, and what [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2467</link>
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		<title>#114 – Rock Sugar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We got a chance to sit down and talk with the Rock N&#8217; Roll equivalent to chocolate and peanut butter! - Dave is feeling old, thanks to his eyebrows and his backwards underpants. - Steve gets way too obsessed with Dave&#8217;s fly hole, when he&#8217;s not lying down in the shower. - A man loses [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2462</link>
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		<title>#113b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;Try not to make two bad shots in a row&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Hey you jackholes, just let Dave enjoy Facebook will ya? - Tracy tells how he irritated a humorless Canadian on Earth Day. - We thank Behringer Audio&#8230;for real. - We saw where The Deadliest Catch star [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2452</link>
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		<title>How mugs (and schoolboy dreams) are made. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tracy likes to put a groove down the middle as well&#8230; On a related note, we have lots of mugs and other cool things in our store, so make sure you check it out!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2448</link>
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		<title>It Looks Like Ben Roethlisberger is throwing some kind of party.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We were asked to pass this along to everyone. Kind of odd that this flier hits the day he gets suspended&#8230; Even still, nobody throws a party like Big Ben, so it should be a great time, regardless of what city it&#8217;s in. We haven&#8217;t decided if we are going yet or not, but we&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2442</link>
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		<title>#113 – Paul Goebel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Grab your mascara and your tamales, because Paul Goebel is back on the show and ready to prove once again why they call him &#8220;The King of TV!&#8221; - There has been a mix-up in guests, and it&#8217;s all Dave&#8217;s fault. - We ask you to buy something, no matter how small, from our store! [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2435</link>
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		<title>#112b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;I paid my taxes now give me a free waffle&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Tracy got a text message in the middle of the night that made him poorer. - Jen got some lousy coffee and Dave got a 3rd iPad. Isn&#8217;t America great? - We had technical problems on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2423</link>
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		<title>#112 – Joe Orrantia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We have technical difficulties&#8230; lots of technical difficulties. - We&#8217;re making changes to the official website of The Dave and Steve Show! - You can now give us various amounts of money, depending on how broke you are. - Steve is a &#8220;fammer,&#8221; and is not with the show this week. - &#8220;The Big G&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2417</link>
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		<title>#111b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;I can&#8217;t get this iPad to stand on its own&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Two years of shows are available to you for mere pennies! - Dave got to handle an iPad but not much else while using it. - We talk about a people finder site that reveals shocking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2403</link>
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		<title>Jen&#8217;s &#8216;Sober House&#8217; Episode 3 Recap</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jen Gimenez (House Manager, beloved by me) wants to throw Mike out of Sober House because he is threatening the camera operators by backing them into corners. Mike calls Jen a “Drama queen” and says he never touched them. So, lots of beeping beepity beeps later, Will Smith (YAY!), not THAT Will Smith but the resident tech, takes Mike to his own house for the evening to even out the house ‘vibes’. Yeah, I don’t get it either. But we get to see Will Smith’s sweet silver Mustang. Right on, Will! Livin’ the dream!

Heidi and Tom drama is recapped through clips. This is foreshadowing. *snoooooore* We ALL saw the previews. This show is made for people with bad short-term memory retention, because they rehashcakes everything to death. WE GET IT.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=2400</link>
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		<title>#111 &#8211; Steve Haverly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Grab your meat and take a seat, because we have got Steve Haverly on to tell us all about the upcoming mega-event known as &#8220;St. Meatentine&#8217;s Day!&#8221; - We award &#8220;NHL 10&#8243; to one lucky listener, and announce our contest for the month of April! - All men are addicted to sex, a guy in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1959</link>
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		<title>#110b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;We went a whole month without killing anyone&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - We hate April Fools Day. You all need to grow up. - Go little monkey, go! No cages for you! - Newark, NJ isn&#8217;t the Most Dangerous City anymore. Maybe next month. - Jesse James has a fever&#8230;and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1951</link>
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		<title>Corey Haim just made Dave a rich man.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey Everyone, I&#8217;ve been getting a lot of crap from the crew of &#8220;The Dave and Steve Show,&#8221; as well as from recent guests such as comedian Mike Schmidt, in regards to my love of the Corey Haim / Corey Feldman classic, &#8220;License to Drive.&#8221; For the last few months we&#8217;ve been giving out videogames [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1947</link>
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		<title>&#8216;Expendables&#8217; trailer &#8211; Stallone, Statham, Rourke, Your Mom (video)</title>
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		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1944</link>
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		<title>#110 &#8211; Mike Schmidt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Comedian, bouncer, and 40 Year Old Boy, Mike Schmidt joins us for one of our most entertaining interviews of the year! - We&#8217;ve got a brand new store that you might be able to buy a &#8220;Roger Salsa&#8221; shirt from soon! - We talk about the first places to look if your hotel room stinks [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1941</link>
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		<title>#109c &#8211; Best Of</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We are going to be recording an interview with Comedian, Mike Schmidt, tonight at 9:00pm PST, and the main show after that at 9:30pm. However we cobbled together a &#8220;Best Of&#8221; last week, and thought we&#8217;d share that with you as well! - Steve gets trapped in well, thanks to his poor computer skills. - [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1936</link>
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		<title>#109b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is &#8220;Don&#8217;t drink cocktails if they&#8217;re served by NOFX&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Riverdale got a super mall and Archie and Jughead are excited while Tracy feels old. - Lots to check out at the Self-Checkout in Monroe. - Pregnant women are okay to be tasered. We knew that already. - [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1931</link>
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		<title>Never heard of us before? Watch this. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Please watch and share! The Best of The Dave and Steve Show from Dave Johnson on Vimeo. Tell your friends about the hottest show in town!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1929</link>
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		<title>Upcoming Guests</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wondering who is going to be a guest on The Dave and Steve Show over the next month? Well wonder no more! March 29th &#8211; Mike Schmidt &#8211; Comedian and host of &#8220;The 40 Year Old Boy&#8221; Podcast April 5th &#8211; Steve Haverly &#8211; Entrepreneur, Today Show &#8220;Guys Tell All&#8221; Host, and Official Dave and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The bits shall dangle&#8230; TONIGHT!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tracy was watching men in tight shorts kick each others&#8217; balls around last night, so we couldn&#8217;t record a new Dangly Bits Show. But fear not! We will be recording one tonight that promises to be almost twice as dangly as it would have been had we recorded it on the normal DB night. So [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1925</link>
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		<title>A few shots from our Listener Party!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our first ever Dave and Steve Show Listener Party already seems as though it took place a million years ago, but we have a few great photos thanks to our pal, Steve Haverly (that&#8217;s him in the last photo), to prove that it actually took place! We had a blast at the party, and enjoyed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1908</link>
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		<title>#109 &#8211; Infidelity Scandal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Scandal rocks our fine little podcast, and it all starts with a simple package that arrives in the mail. - The show starts off by crashing, but then kicks into high gear. - Dave, Steve and Tracy tell the story of the time Steve single-handedly brought down a website. - Seattle has a lot of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1905</link>
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		<title>As if you needed any help knowing just how much Betty White rocks. (video)</title>
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		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1902</link>
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		<title>Oops&#8230; Obama is talking. (video.</title>
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		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1900</link>
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		<title>#108b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;This world is a dark place when you can&#8217;t trust a porn star&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - It wasn&#8217;t a shadow. It wasn&#8217;t the scanner&#8217;s fault. - Tiger Woods has morbid curiousity. - If you insult a porn star, there&#8217;s a chance it could backfire and ruin your life. - Jesse [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1890</link>
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		<title>&#8216;Between Two Ferns&#8217; with Ben Stiller (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1888</link>
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		<title>Chat Roulette Piano Improv (video)</title>
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		<title>Woman rolls up frying pan with her hands. (video)</title>
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		<title>#108 &#8211; Stretchy Pants</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At least one member of the show forgot their pants, and the rest of the crew makes sure to mention it! - Gretchen tries to explain a photo of her that popped up on Facebook over the weekend. - Don&#8217;t try to rob medical marijuana growers, and don&#8217;t go to Wal-Mart if you&#8217;re a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#107b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;Milo the junkyard man had an excellent point if you think about it.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Jen&#8217;s mom is magical. - Dave does show-and-tell with an old movie no one has ever seen. - Corey Feldman will have to argue with himself on a new season of &#8220;The Last Corey&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#107 &#8211; Geoffrey Castle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hot on the heels of our insane listener party this past weekend, we deliver another amazing listening experience to our loyal members of The Pile! - The Listener Party rocked, and if you missed it, you missed free gift bags, and a drunk Cecil. - Women who drink wine lose weight, and hookers can get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#106b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re getting ready to party with all the pile danglers.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Rock Bottom may not be a good name for a bar in all circles. - We discussed our own very special show last week. - The right answer is that older cartoons are dumber than new cartoons. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasshow.com/?p=1867</link>
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		<title>Here it comes!  Here it comes! (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever wonder what you look like when you&#8217;re playing with your Wii? Add to this a grown man sobbing into his pillow, and this video could be called, &#8220;Friday night at Dave&#8217;s house.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>#106 &#8211; Listener Party</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The first ever Dave and Steve Show Listener Party is this Saturday in Bellevue, WA, at the Rock Bottom! - We gave away &#8220;Uncharted 2&#8243; and &#8220;Super Mario Bros&#8221; to two lucky listeners! - This month we&#8217;re giving away &#8220;NHL 10,&#8221; with a word so secret, you may not even hear it! - Chile got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#105b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re not saying goodbye, we&#8217;re saying see you on down the road.&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Actors should be careful what roles they take otherwise they may be immortalized as Boner. - If an animal has the word &#8220;Killer&#8221; in its name&#8230;it just might be dangerous. - The State Department gives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dave is stupid.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all you Pile Members! Dave&#8217;s dumb head went and forgot to edit out the secret &#8220;live&#8221; word from Episode #105 before it was posted. He&#8217;s going to take care of it by the end of the day today, but now is your chance to take advantage of his mistake and get a chance to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#105 &#8211; Sara Davis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We broadcasted live once again on Ustream.tv and were joined by a fantastic studio audience! - The March 6th listener party is drawing near&#8230;plan to be at the greatest event south of the Olympics! - Secret Words! Email the Secret word to us to enter to win Super Mario Bros. for the Wii. - We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, hey! What&#8217;s this I see? I thought this was a party&#8230; (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Imagine Kevin Bacon sliding down the stairs in &#8220;Footloose,&#8221; after just beating up his girlfriend&#8217;s abusive ex-boyfriend with the help of that one redneck who learned to dance. He yells out his famous, &#8220;Hey, hey! What&#8217;s this I see? I thought this was a party&#8230; LET&#8217;S DANCE!&#8221; but instead of Kenny Loggins kicking things into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#104b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;Too fat to fly so we&#8217;re growing a beard instead&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - J is out because he&#8217;s marching in front of the Southwest Airlines Terminal - We&#8217;ve done 43 Dangly Bits episodes now&#8230;seven more and we shoot someone out of a cannon. - Rock Sugar is talented, though not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guess who won&#8217;t be winning a gold medal.  (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just watch the video&#8230; Seriously&#8230; has she ever even been on a set of skis before?]]></description>
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		<title>#104 &#8211; Kevin Grazier</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Technical difficulties prevented us from broadcasting live this week, but that didn&#8217;t stop us from delivering the best damn pre-recorded show this side of the Mississippi! - Dave finally got his Christmas present from Steve, and it involves massive amounts of hair. - If you need any boxes of unopened trading cards from the 90s, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#103b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;Who needs an Episode #102 anyway you jackholes&#8221; week on The Dangly Bits Show! - Alec Baldwin blew a cork and it was awesome! - Iran wants attention so badly&#8230;why won&#8217;t anyone pay attention to them? - We welcome Polk County School District parents listening to the show on their new iPods. - We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>These two have still got it.  (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lady Gaga has got nothing on the folks at the Mayo Clinic. Anyone else notice him copping a feel each time they switch positions?]]></description>
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		<title>#103 &#8211; Padme Grace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Professional Life Coach and martial arts expert Padme Grace joins us to describe exactly what a Life Coach does and answers some hypothetical questions about how she&#8217;d help a person we made up in our imagination. Also: - Dave is in the closet for this show. - We talk Super Bowl Commercials and our love [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll be live at 9:00pm PST tonight!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We tried out the whole Ustream live thing on last Thursday&#8217;s Dangly Bits Show, and it went so well that we figured we&#8217;d do it for the main show tonight! Tune into our official page on Ustream if you want to watch and chat with other viewers, or just come back to this page to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#101b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;We&#8217;re going live in 8 minutes you bozos&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show! The Dangly Bits crew produced the first LIVE podcast of The Dave and Steve Show family and we&#8217;ll be doing plenty more. This was largley unannounced as we were testing out technology that was new to us. There was plenty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death Metal Rooster (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Listener Mike sent this along, and we just had to post it: Tune in next week when he sends us the hilarious &#8220;Polka Water Bison&#8221; video.]]></description>
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		<title>#102 &#8211; Cliff Crook</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Noted Bigfoot research expert, and the reason we use the term, &#8220;Argar Largar,&#8221; Cliff Crook is back on the show! - We announce the winner of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum,&#8221; and give details on our next contest! - People are trying to smuggle kids out of Haiti, and a man peed on the Walmart meat counter. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finally some news that relates to all of us.</title>
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		<title>#100b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;Where is my sweater? Global warming my butt!&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show! - Producer J is everyone&#8217;s favorite number two. - Finland has their own campfire stories. - Is Bigfoot returning to the Dave and Steve Show? - Jen wants to see guys have a Man Crunch during halftime. - J argues [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And now, take a moment to feel better about yourself. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Taken from 2009&#8242;s Juggalo Gathering, which took place at Cave-In-Rock, IL and was attended by a staggering 20,000 people. Warning: These kids are fans of clowns, but each have a mouth like a sailor. You know we&#8217;d kill to have any one of these people on as a guest of our show.]]></description>
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		<title>Weatherman lets everyone know what he&#8217;s packing. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Awkward&#8230; Snowfall Size Matters &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos Give the guy a break though. Afterall, &#8220;Reveal your penis size.&#8221; and, &#8220;Reveal the amount of snowfall in Princeton,&#8221; look relatively similar on a teleprompter, folks.]]></description>
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		<title>#101 &#8211; Urban Fantasy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Even though Halloween is a long way off, we still find a way to talk vampires, werewolves and witches! - Dave has returned from Finland, but not before getting his crotch searched by airport security. - Gretchen claims that Finnish people never make eye contact, and know lots of bad words. - There is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This girl&#8217;s fingers will kick your ass. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s like Jackie Chan in is the palm of your hand. EMBED-Asian Chick&#8217;s Awesome Hand Ninja &#8211; Watch more free videos Just imagine if the role of Daniel Laruso in &#8220;The Karate Kid&#8221; was played by this chick&#8217;s hand.]]></description>
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		<title>Walmart clown commercial. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We almost didn&#8217;t put this commercial up, what with Steve&#8217;s hatred of Walmart and Dave&#8217;s hatred of clowns, but it was too funny not to. For Walmart, this commercial is pretty cutting edge humor-wise, but had no effect on Steve&#8217;s lack of desire to shop there.]]></description>
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		<title>#99b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s &#8220;get off my property you dirty census worker&#8221; week on the Dangly Bits Show! - Producer J is back and finally comes clean with something he realized. - We didn&#8217;t hear from Dave this week, we hope he&#8217;s okay and the surgery went well. - Pee Wee Herman is on the big stage. Ew. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Go grab a bottle of wine and get ready for some cheese! Just remember that &#8220;cheese&#8221; does not always equal &#8220;bad.&#8221; In fact, between the 5 cast members of this show, we probably own every one of these films on DVD.]]></description>
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		<title>#99 &#8211; Blood Beer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Steve guides the ship through the most fantastic hour of podcasting you&#8217;ll hear this week! This show is so awesome it required a 5th word in the title. Argar Largar! - Steve starts the show with a pee pee comment. - Haiti is still struggling to recover without George Harrison&#8217;s help. - We find out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#98b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s geek and paranoia week on The Dangly Bits Show! - There is poor and then there is Haiti poor and it&#8217;s the fault of the French. - Jen supports another pact with the devil&#8230;this time it&#8217;s Wal-Mart and WiMax. - Google is angry at China for spying on the Dasshow mailbag. - The leader [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One man, lots of cops, 10 years of pranks. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This guy must spend a fortune on animal costumes. Give the guy some credit, as he doesn&#8217;t seem to be just another idiot with a camera trying to make it onto the crew of &#8220;Jackass.&#8221; There are some gags in this one that took a considerable amount of thought and planning.]]></description>
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		<title>Get &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; for free! (contest)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This month we&#8217;re giving away a copy of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; for the PS3, and all you have to do is listen to Show #98! Somewhere in that show, we mention a secret word. Simply email that word to dasshow@gmail.com for your chance to win this amazing game! And keep listening, because next month we&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#98 &#8211; Secret Word</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Listen for the secret word and email it to us for your chance to win a copy of &#8220;Batman Arkham Asylum&#8221; for the Sony PS3! - Tracy thought Dave was out this week, and got caught with the booze on the counter. - The first ever Dave and Steve Listener Party is March 6th at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best fails of 2009. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of these are amazing, some are quite scary, and some will make you laugh until you pee a little. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Now let&#8217;s all take a second to be thankful that we weren&#8217;t a part of this video. If you happen to have actually been featured in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#97b &#8211; Dangly Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We kick off the new year with 30 minutes of the best dangly bits ever! - Dave was already so close on his celebrity death predictions. - Jen saddens Star Trek fans. - How many syllables are you using in your new year? - Dave defends his physical attraction to hot aliens. - After a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How about some iTunes love?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Pile Members! If you&#8217;ve got iTunes installed, and have a second, can you swing over and rate the show for us? Just click the big logo above this, and you&#8217;ll be taken to our page on the iTunes store. Then click on the &#8220;Write A Review&#8221; option under &#8220;Customer Ratings.&#8221; We want you to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Golden Girls as you&#8217;ve never seen them before. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re just a few short days into 2010, and already we have a strong candidate for creepiest video of the year. This is normally where we would make a, &#8220;at least he didn&#8217;t paint The Golden Girls on his face,&#8221; joke, but&#8230; well&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Tim Allen&#8217;s new movie looks awesome. (video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tim Allen is really branching out on his latest role. Arbor Daze with Tim Allen from Tim Allen We think this is a joke, but it&#8217;s actually kind of hard to tell for sure.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d probably just go ahead and let myself die on the raft. When your name is Bear, you need to do crazy things. It&#8217;s just written somewhere. However I&#8217;m not so sure that putting bird poop water up your tailpipe is exactly the kind of crazy that they meant when they wrote that down.]]></description>
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		<title>#97 &#8211; Yiddish Shinkle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[2010 is here and with it comes a brand new episode of your favorite show! - Dave walks all over Steve giving out our contact info, and then fires an intern. - It turns out that kittens scratch and claw on the way out, and Steve got a Nerd-o-pedia. - We&#8217;re giving away a copy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2009&#8242;s best news bloopers.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed just how often newscasters accidentally say words that mean &#8220;penis&#8221;? 2009s Best News Bloopers &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos I can&#8217;t wait to see how many wangs&#8230; uh&#8230; I mean bloopers we get in 2010!]]></description>
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