We tried out the whole Ustream live thing on last Thursday’s Dangly Bits Show, and it went so well that we figured we’d do it for the main show tonight! Tune into our official page on Ustream if you want to watch and chat with other viewers, or just come back to this page to watch the live stream in the window below from the comfort of The Dave and Steve Show website!

The live feed will be broadcast, beginning at 9:00pm PST with our interview with Padme Grace, followed by our 9:30pm taping of the main show!

Dave has set up a webcam to at least have some kind of video feed, even if it is just his ugly mug for now, and we’ll be giving out the secret word that you need for a chance to win “The New Super Mario Bros” for the Nintendo Wii!

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It’s “We’re going live in 8 minutes you bozos” week on the Dangly Bits Show!

The Dangly Bits crew produced the first LIVE podcast of The Dave and Steve Show family and we’ll be doing plenty more. This was largley unannounced as we were testing out technology that was new to us. There was plenty going on during the 35 minutes including:

- We were streaming live on ustream.com! Don’t worry if you missed it…we’ll do it again soon.
- It’s warm enough some places to be eaten by sharks.
- Lindsey Vonn is a female athlete. Nothing else!
- What’s a Winter Olympics without snow? We’re about to find out.
- The Who and Bridgestone Tires will bring you a pretty crappy halftime show.
- Dave wants the Saints to win because he needs a message in his NFL mascots.
- Tracy wants New Orleans to lose and then the city collapse into the sea.
- The Colts will win anyway, anyhow, anywhere they choose.
- We leak some more information about the listener party March 6th!
- New Contest! Mario Bros. for the Wii and Tracy has a unique way of announcing it.
- Oh yeah…there was a secret word in here somewhere.
- No TV trash this week…next week though.

Get in the Uhaul for another weekend and remember to fill the tank to 3/4 when you return it or you’ll be paying what they pay in the UK when the final bill comes…and like always Keep ‘Em Danglin’

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Listener Mike sent this along, and we just had to post it:

Tune in next week when he sends us the hilarious “Polka Water Bison” video.

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Noted Bigfoot research expert, and the reason we use the term, “Argar Largar,” Cliff Crook is back on the show!

- We announce the winner of “Batman Arkham Asylum,” and give details on our next contest!
- People are trying to smuggle kids out of Haiti, and a man peed on the Walmart meat counter.
- Dave isn’t a bad guy, but Tracy is a much better one.
- A traffic reporter causes a backup, and sex for cigarettes doesn’t work out as planned.
- Steve takes his kid sledding on an active volcano, and it wasn’t that fun.
- Listener Mike writes in to stick up for gamer nerds, and then geeks out on Star Trek Online.
- All little people look the same to Gretchen, and things aren’t going well for Rip Torn.
- We end the show speaking with Bigfoot expert, Cliff Crook. He’s a “quiet talker,” so crank your speakers and enjoy a wild ride through the stompin’ ground of the Sasquatch!

When you’re done listening, make sure you check out Dave and Steve’s Droppingson iTunes.

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Episode #102 - The Cliff Crook Show

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It’s “Where is my sweater? Global warming my butt!” week on the Dangly Bits Show!

- Producer J is everyone’s favorite number two.
- Finland has their own campfire stories.
- Is Bigfoot returning to the Dave and Steve Show?
- Jen wants to see guys have a Man Crunch during halftime.
- J argues with himself and almost wins.
- Wii or iPad? C’mon.
- The President had a speech. We expected more frankly.
- The Anti-War movement went to Finland.
- Jen brings a Health book to a Climatology fight.
- The mail bag brings a voice of reason.
- Jen watches too much TV. We have proof.
- Plan to attend the big listener party on March 6th at 7pm!
- Our contest to win Arkham Asylum for the PS3 ends at the end of January. Email us the secret word from Episode #98 and enter for a chance to win.

Get the Uhaul ready and don’t forget to slide in that funny little ramp before you pull out into the weekend…and well ya know.

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Episode #100b - The Dangly Bits Show

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Taken from 2009’s Juggalo Gathering, which took place at Cave-In-Rock, IL and was attended by a staggering 20,000 people.

Warning: These kids are fans of clowns, but each have a mouth like a sailor.

You know we’d kill to have any one of these people on as a guest of our show.

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Awkward…

Give the guy a break though. Afterall, “Reveal your penis size.” and, “Reveal the amount of snowfall in Princeton,” look relatively similar on a teleprompter, folks.

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Even though Halloween is a long way off, we still find a way to talk vampires, werewolves and witches!

- Dave has returned from Finland, but not before getting his crotch searched by airport security.
- Gretchen claims that Finnish people never make eye contact, and know lots of bad words.
- There is a lot of inkjet printed money in Seattle, and Holiday Inns will soon feature Dutch Ovens.
- Native American Casinos are struggling, and chimps have made their own movie.
- The Dave and Steve Show Listener Party is coming up on March 6th!
- You still have a chance to win a copy of “Batman: Arkham Asylum” by listening to Episode #98.
- People have found our site via tinfoil hats, tattoos, turd awards, and female centaurs.
- Cecil writes in to congratulate us on our 101st show!
- Gary Coleman got busted and ate chili, and Dick grabbed a crotch.
- We finish off the show talking with Lily from The Urban Fantasy Book Club and put one of our favorite films to the test!

When you’re done listening, make sure you check out Dave and Steve’s Droppings on iTunes.

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Episode #101 - The Urban Fantasy Show

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It’s like Jackie Chan in is the palm of your hand.

Just imagine if the role of Daniel Laruso in “The Karate Kid” was played by this chick’s hand.

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We almost didn’t put this commercial up, what with Steve’s hatred of Walmart and Dave’s hatred of clowns, but it was too funny not to.

For Walmart, this commercial is pretty cutting edge humor-wise, but had no effect on Steve’s lack of desire to shop there.

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It’s “get off my property you dirty census worker” week on the Dangly Bits Show!

- Producer J is back and finally comes clean with something he realized.
- We didn’t hear from Dave this week, we hope he’s okay and the surgery went well.
- Pee Wee Herman is on the big stage. Ew.
- Scott Baio is not racist. His friends have friends on Facebook who are…well, ya know.
- MLK day may be the best holiday ever. Seriously.
- Producer J simply can’t tolerate non-violence.
- Jen reports on Celebrity Rehab and Dennis Rodman was in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
- Tracy broke his promise to watch more TV.
- Artie Lange can predict the future.
- NBC was behind New Coke.
- Tracy will respond to the 2010 Census when they find his bunker.
- Jen is going to turn Tracy in if there is a reward.
- You can find Tracy easily, March 6th at the Dave and Steve Show listener party.
- Contest! Listen to Episode #98 for the secret word and enter a drawing for Arkham Asylum for the PS3.

Have the Uhaul packed yet? Well then get in, buckle up and have a great weekend…and keep ‘em danglin’!

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Episode #99b - The Dangly Bits Show

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Go grab a bottle of wine and get ready for some cheese!

Just remember that “cheese” does not always equal “bad.” In fact, between the 5 cast members of this show, we probably own every one of these films on DVD.

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Steve guides the ship through the most fantastic hour of podcasting you’ll hear this week! This show is so awesome it required a 5th word in the title. Argar Largar!

- Steve starts the show with a pee pee comment.
- Haiti is still struggling to recover without George Harrison’s help.
- We find out who Jen’s least favorite Beatle is.
- Van Halen’s ‘Jump’ isn’t always a feel good song.
- Lots of drinking and peeing in Kittitas County this week.
- Gretchen teaches us some key facts about magical land of Finlandia.
- It’s good to keep a gun in your home in case Zee Germans show up…again.
- Jen reads a very special letter to the show.
- Dave loves Finland and makes two poop jokes to prove it.
- Jackie Chan is a step slow.
- Betty White is still alive no matter what Dave says.
- Spider-Man movies are now offically not-for-profit.
- The Golden Globes are like this week’s blotter: Live and weird.
- Alec Baldwin is a good actor and really sells parental anger.
- Tracy’s mom is looking forward to the listener party March 6th!
- Beer for blood. Finally.

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Episode #99 - The Beer for Blood Show

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It’s geek and paranoia week on The Dangly Bits Show!

- There is poor and then there is Haiti poor and it’s the fault of the French.
- Jen supports another pact with the devil…this time it’s Wal-Mart and WiMax.
- Google is angry at China for spying on the Dasshow mailbag.
- The leader of China is in the drawing for Arkham Asylum for the PS3.
- Jen takes over J’s spot as the paranoid person on the show.
- 8 year olds are enemies of the state. Don’t let them fool you.
- The Nobel Peace Prize winner asks for 83 billion bucks for war.
- How many syllables are you using in your new year?
- The Dangly Bits Show will be there when the world ends…thanks to Wal-Mart.
- Listener Party! Saturday, March 6th - Save the date!
- Free junk is free junk so c’mon. Email in the secret word from Episode #98.
- Dr. Drew is smart and sexy. It’s unanimous.
- We’re going to watch more TV this year. We promise.

Okay…get in the Uhaul and have a great weekend…and keep ‘em danglin’!

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Episode #98b - The Dangly Bits Show

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This guy must spend a fortune on animal costumes.

Give the guy some credit, as he doesn’t seem to be just another idiot with a camera trying to make it onto the crew of “Jackass.” There are some gags in this one that took a considerable amount of thought and planning.

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This month we’re giving away a copy of “Batman Arkham Asylum” for the PS3, and all you have to do is listen to Show #98!

Somewhere in that show, we mention a secret word. Simply email that word to dasshow@gmail.com for your chance to win this amazing game!

And keep listening, because next month we’re going to be giving away another great game!

Episode #98 - The Secret Word Show

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Listen for the secret word and email it to us for your chance to win a copy of “Batman Arkham Asylum” for the Sony PS3!

- Tracy thought Dave was out this week, and got caught with the booze on the counter.
- The first ever Dave and Steve Listener Party is March 6th at The Rock Bottom in Bellevue!
- The Seahawks have a new coach, and a Mayor got caught holding the wrong pair of underpants.
- A blank check isn’t always a bad thing, and yet another man gets his penis caught in something.
- Gretchen gets a little too competitive during the Pop Quiz, but it may have been worth it.
- Tracy is Mick, and Dave is Nikki, but is Gretchen the best Tommy we have?
- Princess Amber writes in and (shocker) makes it all about her.
- Avatar is now the 2nd highest grossing film of all time, and Gretchen just LOVES Robert Downey Jr.
- Gary Coleman paid a visit to the ER, and NBC is crapping on the heads of both Jay and Conan.
- We finish the show talking about things that are going to be tough to explain to our kids. If we forgot any, email us yours to dasshow@gmail.com!

Get your entries in now and we’ll send out a copy of “Batman Arkham Asylum” to one lucky winner!

When you’re done listening, make sure you check out Dave and Steve’s Droppingson iTunes.

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Episode #98 - The Secret Word Show

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Some of these are amazing, some are quite scary, and some will make you laugh until you pee a little.

Now let’s all take a second to be thankful that we weren’t a part of this video. If you happen to have actually been featured in this video, on the other hand, thanks for making us glad we aren’t you.

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We kick off the new year with 30 minutes of the best dangly bits ever!

- Dave was already so close on his celebrity death predictions.
- Jen saddens Star Trek fans.
- How many syllables are you using in your new year?
- Dave defends his physical attraction to hot aliens.
- After a few years of looking at naked people, it’s no big deal.
- Technology will make people line up to be airport screeners.
- Dave wants to swab Tracy. Seriously.
- Hey guess what? Nobody cares who won the College Football Championship!
- Steve joins the show and we tell him how it works.
- We all enjoy political satire…and poking fun at Steve.
- The Tuesday show is on Monday and is not the main show.
- We discuss the March 6th listener party!
- We’re giving away stuff and all you have to do is listen.

Thanks for joining us for another 30 plus minutes this week. Please be safe out there and always remember to…keep ‘em danglin’!

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Episode #97b - The Dangly Bits Show

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