The Dangly Bits are back to dangling this week, and J is not happy.

After J’s rant, the guys decide to check in with Tracy’s Mom and find out what she thought of Michael Jackson’s Memorial, the pedophile accusations, and what song she’d want played at her Memorial.

J, who seems to be in a more-bitter-than-usual sort of mood, also expresses his anger over the Transformers sequel, and the guys discuss which sequel they believe is that best of all time.

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Episode #71b - The Dangly Bits Show

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Every single thing about this video is awesome. We dare you to find one thing that isn’t.

Seriously. The entire crew has watched this video like 100 times and cannot find a single thing that isn’t awesome about it.

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I really like the girl who dunks him AFTER he says he has broken his teeth.

“I have dental coverage, but…”

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Sacha Baron Cohen tells David Letterman about interviewing a terrorist for his upcoming film.

We really should have Bruno out looking for Osama.

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This video isn’t really that funny, but I hardly ever find a girl with my wife’s name (Tessa), so I thought I’d post it anyway.

On a side note, my wife could have totally made that jump.

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Any regular listener to the show knows that Steve hates snakes, Tracy hates women, and Dave hates clowns (and spiders), so seeing one make a fool of itself is worth a post every time.

In an ironic twist, she was dancing to “I’m A Single Lady.”

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Without J to help guide the ship, the guys run long… and hard.

- The show is still looking for a female to help host the show, and it could be you!
- Steve does not understand cotton balls, and what they’re used for.
- Tracy starts with Headlines, then starts with headlines again.
- A British man repairs an airplane, and another performs a delicate surgery with nail clippers.
- Dave has a plan of action if anyone ever breaks into his house, and it involves leaving his wife.
- In the Music Beat, we learn that Alice In Chains sound like Alice In Chains.
- People are getting rich from a dead King, and The Rolling Stones are probably glad a man died.
- We’ve got a solid Mailbag, with letters from Cecil and a voicemail from J the Producer!
- Steve attempts to deliver the box office after chugging 8 beers.
- We also get to hear Steve deliver a very warm “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” to our former President.
- The “other one” from a very well-known 70s sitcom got popped for boozin’ and drivin’.
- Steve has some EXCLUSIVE inside information on Michael Jackson.
- Tracy can’t believe that Palin actually wrote here exit speech.
- We get to hear the first in what we hope is many installments of “Redneck Theater” from Steve.

The wheels fall off quickly without J’s glue to hold it together, but like a good car accident, you just can turn away!

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Episode #71 - The Other One Show

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Try not to blow anything off with fireworks this weekend, and for the love of all humanity, don’t attempt to sing like this:

Happy 4th to all members of The Pile!

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I’m now starting to wonder if these are fake:

I really do hope they are real though, because I think that we need pure evil in the world to balance out Spender and Heidi.

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No idea why I’m posting this, but for some reason the video totally mesmerized me.

Tune in tomorrow to see a rabbit eat a pear.

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