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Gretchen’s out, and the guys are in rare form!

- We lost our comment line number… maybe.
- We’re going to call Gretchen to get an update a bit later in the show.
- Tracy has been sniffing Gretchen’s chair again.
- A 21 year old gets busted for playing football… in Middle School.
- It turns out the ghost train was not a ghost train.
- Dave returns to Tracy’s fear of cops from last week’s show.
- Paris hilton thought the coke was gum, and that we are all idiots.
- We hear from Cecil the Tow Truck Driver, and he’s written us a song!
- Tracy reads Gretchen’s Diary, but it turns out it wasn’t written by Gretchen.
- Steve goes on a winery tour, and kills a skunk while he’s at it!
- Tracy’s son gave Dave pink eye.
- We call Gretchen on the road, but we wind up getting Roger.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #132 – Chair Sniffers

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A new studio and a new set of headaches set the tone for this week’s show!

- Dave relocated his office, thanks to his stripper daughter.
- Tracy had a run-in with the long arm of the law, and he was almost raped.
- It looks like Steve will attempt to make his stand-up debut on October 7th!
- A man in a banana costume pulled a shotgun on someone, and then peeled himself.
- A naked man surrounded by dildos and dressed as a woman got himself in trouble.
- Tiger Woods’ divorce is final, and we may be talking to him later in the show!
- Gretchen’s son found out just how much the Seattle Aquarium blows.
- Dave got totally addicted to The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
- To Tracy’s dismay, Steve invents the Bret Michaels Channel just for Dave.
- Steve isn’t fond of Dave’s book choices, and Tracy just wants to borrow one.
- We talk to a newly divorced golf pro, and we can’t quite figure out where he’s calling from.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #131 – Jersey Girls

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The show went up late today due to Dave being on vacation, but the laughs are right on time!

- Adam Carolla is probably going to be back on very soon, and Steve is thrilled about it.
- Dave suggested Albertson’s chicken to Dave, and Dave’s butt then suggested he visit the toilet.
- Gretchen says something funny… on purpose.
- An ex friended an ex on Facebook and got the cops called.
- A dog chewed off a man’s toe while he slept, and his wife let it happen.
- 3D porn is on its way, and Tila Tequila probably won’t become a Juggalo.
- Steve had a family reunion, and attended the local burnout competition.
- Tracy really doesn’t care to reunite with his family.
- The show gets wrapped up due to the Seattle heat wave and lack of fans.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #130 – Skid Marks

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Make sure you stick around for the final 15 minutes of this show to learn some little known facts about the hosts of your favorite podcast!

- Win “Funny People” on DVD from us this month!
- Steve knows how much money Rob Schneider makes.
- Tracy presented his PP to a room full of people this past week.
- Everyone is shocked to learn that Gretchen loves attention.
- A man and a mannequin shouldn’t make love in a park.
- Justin Beiber got hit in the head with a bottle, and sex tapes get you jobs.
- A man leaves a plane in a most unconventional way, after taking some beer.
- Gretchen got cold floating in a river, and Steve’s Dad saved lives.
- It’s Fair time! As evident by the sign in Dave’s Indian neighbor’s red barn gas station.
- We play a drop from Steve that even he can’t explain, and it involves pee…
- The show concludes with a quiz that you won’t believe.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #129 – Park Mannequin

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The best show you’ll hear all week!

- Dave and Steve both screw up the intro, and then blame it on Tracy.
- Tracy and Gretchen are back in the Argar Largar Studios this week!
- Gretchen’s Grandmother got Grandfathered into The Elks.
- Steve ran into someone from summer camp, but it wasn’t the booger-eater Dave loved.
- An old lady catches a guy playing with his infected parts near a playground.
- A finger in a buttcrack broke a bed.
- Gretchen’s son puked up a bunch of oysters, and counted em’ coming out!
- St. Meatentine’s Day is coming, and Steve’s Dad is going to donate all the skunk meat!
- Steve took a bird feeder to the head while trying to dribble on his feet.
- Dave’s Mother In-Law makes him uncomfortable… oh… and he never farts.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #128 – Bird Feeders

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For the first time in the history of The Dave and Steve Show… it’s ‘just’ Dave and Steve!

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- It’s Dave’s fault that Tracy and Gretchen weren’t on the show.
- Dave wants his kid to be whatever he wants to be, as long as he wants to be something good.
- Steve compliments Dave on his big backyard, and then tells how his wife wrecked his.
- A man thinks that being a Native American means he doesn’t have to mow his lawn.
- Someone faked a fishing license, and is now going to jail for 2 years.
- It turns out Dave may not have wanted to drink that moldy bath water after all.
- Dave has nothing to do with Microsoft’s record profits.
- Steve and Dave bitch about AT&T’s crappy service some more.
- We hear from Cecil the Tow Truck Driver, and he shares an awesome story.
- You still have a shot at winning $30 in iTunes credit, just for helping us out!
- Dave and Steve finish off the show talking about the worst hotel they’ve ever stayed in. How bad is bad? How about plates of half-eaten chicken bones under the bed, bar fights, holes in the floor, and implications regarding their friend having sex with sheep? And it gets worse!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #127 – Big Backyards

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We have comedy, metal, and a jam-packed show for you this week!

- Dave broke off communication with Steve, then broke something else…
- Toy Story 3 was the greatest film Dave never wants to see again.
- Steve’s Father joins us in the Argar Largar Studios and gives a skunk update!
- A woman lied about getting jacked, because she was jacking.
- The crazies are going to protest the nerds, all at Comic-Con!
- Jani Lane goes to jail, and Gretchen goes off topic.
- We hear from two different fans in our Mailbag, and Tracy gets his ego stroked.
- Tracy has a real problem with a farm for children.
- Michael Starr from the world-famous Steel Panther joins us for a chat!
- Steve chooses Tweets of the Week that are more like Tweets of the “Weak.”
- Hilarious comedian, Rodman, joins us and makes good with the Asians.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #126 – Steel Panther / Rodman

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Like a cabin full of men, this episode is meaty!

- Steve is out, but some emails may explain where he is.
- A woman in the UK was found dead, and not in a good way…
- Gretchen can tell if someone has given oral by looking in their oral cavity.
- A man shot holes in his house (and his wife) while trying to hang a satellite.
- Dave almost put a bunch of nails through a man, and Tracy had to pull one out of his boss.
- We play a bit of the Auto-tune “Double Rainbow” song.
- Gretchen had someone take a dump outside of her apartment building.
- Mel Gibson’s rant reminds Dave of a message Steve left for another show.
- We talk Colton Harris-Moore, and for the most part, we’re on his side.
- We reveal the secret word you can use to get $30 in iTunes store credit.
- We finish the show by getting to the bottom of Steve’s absence, and you won’t believe where he was all weekend.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #125 – Guy’s Retreat

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If you’ve still got all of your fingers left after the 4th of July weekend, make sure you use at least a couple of them to listen to our latest episode!

- Steve’s kid managed to ride a bike while Steve rode his wife.
- Tracy’s kid totally one-ups Steve’s kid.
- Gretchen can’t tell us what she did for the 4th of July… yet.
- Dave hates fireworks almost as much as he hates his neighbors.
- Steve agrees that fireworks should be banned, and Tracy agrees that we hate America.
- Tracy explains how to make a sparkler bomb, for the kids listening at home.
- Dave plays Steve’s ENews intro for Tracy’s Headlines.
- A woman backs into a canal to escape vampire, and a man dies to escape “Twilight: Eclipse.”
- We may soon find out how it’s possible that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive and kicking.
- Steve gives us an update on the stinky little bastards in his Dad’s yard.
- Tracy gives us an update on the spiky little bastards in his pants.
- Gretchen has an idea to help Tracy with his kidney stones, but Tracy isn’t sold.
- Steve gets popped by a Russian woman, as he tries to buy some… “cleanser.”
- J the Producer checks in to let us know about the brand new single from Karyn Paige.
- We finish the show out by talking to Comedian Jose Sarduy. He’s a really funny guy who is on tour around the country right now, so check him out if he wanders into your town!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #124 – Jose Sarduy

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A bit late this week, but we promise it is worth the wait!

- Tell a friend about the show, and you could win $30 in iTunes store credit!
- We may (or may not) have an interview with a former Vice President coming up.
- Steve took part in a very important event and didn’t tell The Pile about it.
- A naked woman stole a cop car, and jumped a chain link fence, and it wasn’t Gretchen!
- You can’t hump in space, at least on the International Space Station.
- Tori Spelling got Farrah Fawcett’s number by mistake.
- A person calls 911 on dust (yes dust) in our Blotter this week.
- Tracy brings us another gripping entry of “Gretchen’s Diary.”
- Steve tells us all about his Dad trapping not one, but two skunks!
- Dave follows up with a story of why his Dad no longer shoots skunks.
- We finish the show off by talking to Steve’s “idol,” and he won’t let us ask ol’ Albert any hard hitting questions. We might as well have talked to Tipper instead!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #123 – Masseuse Tipper

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We may not be as fun as a Chuck E. Cheese, but we’re twice as clean! Make sure to listen to this week’s show for a chance at $30.00 in iTunes store credit…

- Dave asks that you all leave a review in the iTunes store.
- Seattle still doesn’t have nice weather, but we do have St. Meatentine’s Day.
- Tracy and Dave didn’t go to Steve’s Birthday bash, but Gretchen did.
- Gretchen won’t let Steve talk about the cake, no matter what she says.
- A man gets skin ripped off his sack, but it was all for a good cause.
- An employee of “Doodie Calls” found a diamond (read: $58) in the rough (read: dog turds).
- England hates their former World Cup goalie, and Steve hates the game of soccer.
- Dave went to Chuck E. Cheese, and has never been more scared in his life.
- Steve revisits an Asian/Mexican restaurant, and finds it ain’t what it used to be.
- Seattle shouldn’t have a water park, and Tracy shouldn’t eat the gravy at “The Royal Fork.”
- We finish the show by talking with a famous wrestler who is now taking a crack at MMA fighting!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #122 – Batista Barista

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Dave returns from France and brings with him your chance to win a $30 iTunes giftcard!

- Right out of the gate, Dave is angry at the crew for not giving him attention.
- Tracy has a medical condition known as “d*ck pebbles.”
- CK perfume can attract wild cats, and it doesn’t matter how.
- You can get a burger at Wendy’s, and find out how horny people are.
- Viva La Bam got a Viva La Bat to the back of his Viva La Head.
- We find out that Gretchen might be sending her kid to boarding school soon.
- Dave does the equivalent of sharing his vacation photos on a podcast.
- Steve spent a week inside Dave’s head speaking fake French.
- We give away ‘Alan Wake’ and we’re giving out a $30 iTunes gift card this month!
- Gretchen goes all Thomas Edison/Jefferson on us again this week.
- We finish the show by talking to a representative from BP in regards to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Find out what their latest cleanup efforts are, which will most likely surprise a few of you.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #121 – French Fries

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Dave left the country and Tracy is on painkillers. Is a better show possible? Start listening and find out!

- Gretchen and Jen take over the show…briefly.
- Tracy had a kidney stone and shows up on a wobbly wheel.
- People in Central Washington hate the first amendment.
- We’re giving away a $30 iTunes Gift Certificate in June!
- Gretchen wants to knit a scarf using Dave’s body hair.
- Tracy figures out how old Gretchen might be.
- We field your questions about Dave!
- Tweets of the Week is back!
- We talk about our possible last words.
- Gretchen loves the name Thomas and doesn’t care who it is.
- Tracy will show off his kidney stone collection on next week’s show.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #120 – Pain Killers

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Comedian and host of his own upcoming MTV show, Jeff Dye, joins us!

- Tracy loves his new kid and over-loves his old one.
- Some hospitals don’t want you to leave without chicken blood.
- Steve saves his brother in-law’s life on a crappy beach in Washington.
- You can’t carry a gun and an enlarged gun for the Indonesian Army.
- A man shoots himself in the flange nuts in the middle of Lowes.
- Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper passed away and are remembered.
- Gretchen’s car breaks down again…
- Steve likes to let Missionaries in to do his dirty (house) work.
- Dave goes to San Francisco and returns with more than a couple of stories.
- We finish the show off by talking with “Last Comic Standing” star, Jeff Dye. Jeff has a show coming out on MTV with Ashton Kutcher this summer called, “Numbnuts,” and a Comedy Central special you can get on iTunes. He also just happens to be playing 3 shows this weekend in Bellevue at The Parlor Live!

Check out Jeff’s PageMySpace for dates on his upcoming shows, as well as links to his amazing comedy albums!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #119 – Jeff Dye

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Tracy is out with his new baby again this week, but that doesn’t stop the crew from delivering our best show yet!

- We introduce some format changes to the show, so drop us a line and tell us what you think.
- We’re doing a Twitter-only contest next month, but you’ve still got a chance to win this month!
- Dave is still angry over Patrick Swayze ripping a guy’s throat out.
- Steve says wiener dogs could pull a sled, but Dave’s is juicing.
- Someone got tased for forgetting mayo packets, and Gretchen is doing it wrong.
- Bret Michaels is the Celebrity Apprentice, and he may or may not have joined us on the show.
- Tracy managed to record a new “Gretchen’s Diary” for us!
- We also hear from our favorite Twatters in our “Tweets of the Week!”
- Gretchen visited the hometown of Dave and Steve, and tells us all about tiger art!
- Dave tells of cops who can’t act and tailgating the wrong van in Ellensburg.
- Gretchen got a photo snapped of her in front of the Blotter-famous, Alder Street!
- Don’t stay at the Thunderbird Motel, unless you enjoy giant blood stains on your matress.
- Steve is going to make his Seattle Standup Comedy debut very soon, so stay tuned!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #118 – Alder Street

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Rock and Roll photographer, Mike Savoia, joins us and shares his backstage stories about the likes of KISS, Pantera, Sugar Ray, and more!

- Tracy is out, due to a baby falling out of his wife.
- We are relaxing our standards a bit, and that means more poop humor!
- Our Twitter is blowing up, and you can join in @dasshow.
- Dave steps in for Tracy in the headlines, and highlights what a pro Tracy actually is.
- Miss USA enjoys a good strippin’, and a marijuana farmer got baked.
- Give your dying dog some boner pills, and don’t show up to the wrong house for a sex party.
- Steve takes the wheel for “Gretchen’s Diary,” and a brand new segment called “Week in Tweets.”
- Tracy calls us from the road, while driving Princess Amber to the hospital so she can give birth.
- We are giving away “Alan Wake” for the Xbox 360, so listen for the secret word!
- Steve reviews “Iron Man 2,” Russell Crowe is an ass, and Ronnie James Dio is throwing horns in Heaven.
- We finish off the show by talking with Mike Savoia, who is a photographer for rock radio station, KISW, and has filmed some of the biggest bands in the world. He has some great stories, and some great photos to prove it!

Don’t forget to check out Mike Savoia’s website at: SavoiaPhotographyLive.com

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #117 – Mike Savoia

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