For the first time in the history of The Dave and Steve Show… it’s ‘just’ Dave and Steve!

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- It’s Dave’s fault that Tracy and Gretchen weren’t on the show.
- Dave wants his kid to be whatever he wants to be, as long as he wants to be something good.
- Steve compliments Dave on his big backyard, and then tells how his wife wrecked his.
- A man thinks that being a Native American means he doesn’t have to mow his lawn.
- Someone faked a fishing license, and is now going to jail for 2 years.
- It turns out Dave may not have wanted to drink that moldy bath water after all.
- Dave has nothing to do with Microsoft’s record profits.
- Steve and Dave bitch about AT&T’s crappy service some more.
- We hear from Cecil the Tow Truck Driver, and he shares an awesome story.
- You still have a shot at winning $30 in iTunes credit, just for helping us out!
- Dave and Steve finish off the show talking about the worst hotel they’ve ever stayed in. How bad is bad? How about plates of half-eaten chicken bones under the bed, bar fights, holes in the floor, and implications regarding their friend having sex with sheep? And it gets worse!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #127 – Big Backyards

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We have comedy, metal, and a jam-packed show for you this week!

- Dave broke off communication with Steve, then broke something else…
- Toy Story 3 was the greatest film Dave never wants to see again.
- Steve’s Father joins us in the Argar Largar Studios and gives a skunk update!
- A woman lied about getting jacked, because she was jacking.
- The crazies are going to protest the nerds, all at Comic-Con!
- Jani Lane goes to jail, and Gretchen goes off topic.
- We hear from two different fans in our Mailbag, and Tracy gets his ego stroked.
- Tracy has a real problem with a farm for children.
- Michael Starr from the world-famous Steel Panther joins us for a chat!
- Steve chooses Tweets of the Week that are more like Tweets of the “Weak.”
- Hilarious comedian, Rodman, joins us and makes good with the Asians.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #126 – Steel Panther / Rodman

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Like a cabin full of men, this episode is meaty!

- Steve is out, but some emails may explain where he is.
- A woman in the UK was found dead, and not in a good way…
- Gretchen can tell if someone has given oral by looking in their oral cavity.
- A man shot holes in his house (and his wife) while trying to hang a satellite.
- Dave almost put a bunch of nails through a man, and Tracy had to pull one out of his boss.
- We play a bit of the Auto-tune “Double Rainbow” song.
- Gretchen had someone take a dump outside of her apartment building.
- Mel Gibson’s rant reminds Dave of a message Steve left for another show.
- We talk Colton Harris-Moore, and for the most part, we’re on his side.
- We reveal the secret word you can use to get $30 in iTunes store credit.
- We finish the show by getting to the bottom of Steve’s absence, and you won’t believe where he was all weekend.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #125 – Guy’s Retreat

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If you’ve still got all of your fingers left after the 4th of July weekend, make sure you use at least a couple of them to listen to our latest episode!

- Steve’s kid managed to ride a bike while Steve rode his wife.
- Tracy’s kid totally one-ups Steve’s kid.
- Gretchen can’t tell us what she did for the 4th of July… yet.
- Dave hates fireworks almost as much as he hates his neighbors.
- Steve agrees that fireworks should be banned, and Tracy agrees that we hate America.
- Tracy explains how to make a sparkler bomb, for the kids listening at home.
- Dave plays Steve’s ENews intro for Tracy’s Headlines.
- A woman backs into a canal to escape vampire, and a man dies to escape “Twilight: Eclipse.”
- We may soon find out how it’s possible that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive and kicking.
- Steve gives us an update on the stinky little bastards in his Dad’s yard.
- Tracy gives us an update on the spiky little bastards in his pants.
- Gretchen has an idea to help Tracy with his kidney stones, but Tracy isn’t sold.
- Steve gets popped by a Russian woman, as he tries to buy some… “cleanser.”
- J the Producer checks in to let us know about the brand new single from Karyn Paige.
- We finish the show out by talking to Comedian Jose Sarduy. He’s a really funny guy who is on tour around the country right now, so check him out if he wanders into your town!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #124 – Jose Sarduy

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A bit late this week, but we promise it is worth the wait!

- Tell a friend about the show, and you could win $30 in iTunes store credit!
- We may (or may not) have an interview with a former Vice President coming up.
- Steve took part in a very important event and didn’t tell The Pile about it.
- A naked woman stole a cop car, and jumped a chain link fence, and it wasn’t Gretchen!
- You can’t hump in space, at least on the International Space Station.
- Tori Spelling got Farrah Fawcett’s number by mistake.
- A person calls 911 on dust (yes dust) in our Blotter this week.
- Tracy brings us another gripping entry of “Gretchen’s Diary.”
- Steve tells us all about his Dad trapping not one, but two skunks!
- Dave follows up with a story of why his Dad no longer shoots skunks.
- We finish the show off by talking to Steve’s “idol,” and he won’t let us ask ol’ Albert any hard hitting questions. We might as well have talked to Tipper instead!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #123 – Masseuse Tipper

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We may not be as fun as a Chuck E. Cheese, but we’re twice as clean! Make sure to listen to this week’s show for a chance at $30.00 in iTunes store credit…

- Dave asks that you all leave a review in the iTunes store.
- Seattle still doesn’t have nice weather, but we do have St. Meatentine’s Day.
- Tracy and Dave didn’t go to Steve’s Birthday bash, but Gretchen did.
- Gretchen won’t let Steve talk about the cake, no matter what she says.
- A man gets skin ripped off his sack, but it was all for a good cause.
- An employee of “Doodie Calls” found a diamond (read: $58) in the rough (read: dog turds).
- England hates their former World Cup goalie, and Steve hates the game of soccer.
- Dave went to Chuck E. Cheese, and has never been more scared in his life.
- Steve revisits an Asian/Mexican restaurant, and finds it ain’t what it used to be.
- Seattle shouldn’t have a water park, and Tracy shouldn’t eat the gravy at “The Royal Fork.”
- We finish the show by talking with a famous wrestler who is now taking a crack at MMA fighting!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #122 – Batista Barista

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Dave returns from France and brings with him your chance to win a $30 iTunes giftcard!

- Right out of the gate, Dave is angry at the crew for not giving him attention.
- Tracy has a medical condition known as “d*ck pebbles.”
- CK perfume can attract wild cats, and it doesn’t matter how.
- You can get a burger at Wendy’s, and find out how horny people are.
- Viva La Bam got a Viva La Bat to the back of his Viva La Head.
- We find out that Gretchen might be sending her kid to boarding school soon.
- Dave does the equivalent of sharing his vacation photos on a podcast.
- Steve spent a week inside Dave’s head speaking fake French.
- We give away ‘Alan Wake’ and we’re giving out a $30 iTunes gift card this month!
- Gretchen goes all Thomas Edison/Jefferson on us again this week.
- We finish the show by talking to a representative from BP in regards to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Find out what their latest cleanup efforts are, which will most likely surprise a few of you.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #121 – French Fries

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Dave left the country and Tracy is on painkillers. Is a better show possible? Start listening and find out!

- Gretchen and Jen take over the show…briefly.
- Tracy had a kidney stone and shows up on a wobbly wheel.
- People in Central Washington hate the first amendment.
- We’re giving away a $30 iTunes Gift Certificate in June!
- Gretchen wants to knit a scarf using Dave’s body hair.
- Tracy figures out how old Gretchen might be.
- We field your questions about Dave!
- Tweets of the Week is back!
- We talk about our possible last words.
- Gretchen loves the name Thomas and doesn’t care who it is.
- Tracy will show off his kidney stone collection on next week’s show.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #120 – Pain Killers

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Comedian and host of his own upcoming MTV show, Jeff Dye, joins us!

- Tracy loves his new kid and over-loves his old one.
- Some hospitals don’t want you to leave without chicken blood.
- Steve saves his brother in-law’s life on a crappy beach in Washington.
- You can’t carry a gun and an enlarged gun for the Indonesian Army.
- A man shoots himself in the flange nuts in the middle of Lowes.
- Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper passed away and are remembered.
- Gretchen’s car breaks down again…
- Steve likes to let Missionaries in to do his dirty (house) work.
- Dave goes to San Francisco and returns with more than a couple of stories.
- We finish the show off by talking with “Last Comic Standing” star, Jeff Dye. Jeff has a show coming out on MTV with Ashton Kutcher this summer called, “Numbnuts,” and a Comedy Central special you can get on iTunes. He also just happens to be playing 3 shows this weekend in Bellevue at The Parlor Live!

Check out Jeff’s PageMySpace for dates on his upcoming shows, as well as links to his amazing comedy albums!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #119 – Jeff Dye

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Tracy is out with his new baby again this week, but that doesn’t stop the crew from delivering our best show yet!

- We introduce some format changes to the show, so drop us a line and tell us what you think.
- We’re doing a Twitter-only contest next month, but you’ve still got a chance to win this month!
- Dave is still angry over Patrick Swayze ripping a guy’s throat out.
- Steve says wiener dogs could pull a sled, but Dave’s is juicing.
- Someone got tased for forgetting mayo packets, and Gretchen is doing it wrong.
- Bret Michaels is the Celebrity Apprentice, and he may or may not have joined us on the show.
- Tracy managed to record a new “Gretchen’s Diary” for us!
- We also hear from our favorite Twatters in our “Tweets of the Week!”
- Gretchen visited the hometown of Dave and Steve, and tells us all about tiger art!
- Dave tells of cops who can’t act and tailgating the wrong van in Ellensburg.
- Gretchen got a photo snapped of her in front of the Blotter-famous, Alder Street!
- Don’t stay at the Thunderbird Motel, unless you enjoy giant blood stains on your matress.
- Steve is going to make his Seattle Standup Comedy debut very soon, so stay tuned!

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #118 – Alder Street

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Rock and Roll photographer, Mike Savoia, joins us and shares his backstage stories about the likes of KISS, Pantera, Sugar Ray, and more!

- Tracy is out, due to a baby falling out of his wife.
- We are relaxing our standards a bit, and that means more poop humor!
- Our Twitter is blowing up, and you can join in @dasshow.
- Dave steps in for Tracy in the headlines, and highlights what a pro Tracy actually is.
- Miss USA enjoys a good strippin’, and a marijuana farmer got baked.
- Give your dying dog some boner pills, and don’t show up to the wrong house for a sex party.
- Steve takes the wheel for “Gretchen’s Diary,” and a brand new segment called “Week in Tweets.”
- Tracy calls us from the road, while driving Princess Amber to the hospital so she can give birth.
- We are giving away “Alan Wake” for the Xbox 360, so listen for the secret word!
- Steve reviews “Iron Man 2,” Russell Crowe is an ass, and Ronnie James Dio is throwing horns in Heaven.
- We finish off the show by talking with Mike Savoia, who is a photographer for rock radio station, KISW, and has filmed some of the biggest bands in the world. He has some great stories, and some great photos to prove it!

Don’t forget to check out Mike Savoia’s website at: SavoiaPhotographyLive.com

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #117 – Mike Savoia

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It is the last Thursday edition of the show and we have put together 30 minutes of some of the most special podcasting you’ll ever hear. Seriously.

- Adam Corolla was great on Episode #116.
- Robert the Grump writes us and thinks we should kill Nazis and do two shows a week.
- James Cameron wants your TV shows to suck in 3D.
- If Osama Bin Laden listens to our podcast, we may have accidently helped him.
- Dave and Tracy almost hooked up Anna Nicole Smith with a scientist.

Lots coming up on the Dave and Steve Show!

This coming Monday – Legendary Rock Photographer Mike Savoia.

May 18th – Live on Ustream Comedian and MC of The Parlor Live – Big Irish Jay Hollingsworth.
May 25th – Jerilyn from the The Because Show.

For the last time get in the Uhaul for another weekend and remember to listen to the Dave and Steve Show every week and forever Keep ‘Em Danglin’.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #116b – Dangly Bits

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Adam Carolla sits down for a chat with us, and you will not want to miss it!

- Listen to this week’s show to find out how to win a copy of “Alan Wake” for the Xbox 360.
- Gretchen claims she was eight when the film was released that scared the p*ss out of Steve.
- Women in Peru would rather box than plow, and a TSA agent has a small carry-on.
- An Australian girl has real balls, and a man receives a parking lot… wait…
- Gretchen’s Diary now has music to accompany the tender tones of Tracy.
- The Dangly Bits Show is recording its final episode this Thursday, so make sure you listen!
- Dave knows a guy who does a podcast with someone who has a friend who saw “Iron Man 2.”
- Gretchen plans to throw tinfoil and gum at the guys if they go see “MacGruber” without her.
- Tracy doesn’t feel Katy Perry should be number 1, but should be top 10.
- Steve believes in a transforming alien more than he believes in Megan Fox’s body.
- To close the show, we spend 45 minutes talking with the star of “The Man Show,” “Loveline,” “Dancing With the Stars,” and “The Adam Carolla Podcast,” Mr. Adam Carolla! He talks about his experience in Seattle with Jimmy Kimmel, his hatred for Los Angeles, his sold out comedy shows, right-hand turning, the pre-release price drop of his book, and so much more!

Don’t forget to check out Adam Carolla’s website at: AdamCarolla.com

And pre-order his book from Amazon right here!

When you’re done listening, make sure you check out Dave and Steve’s Droppings on iTunes.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #116 – Adam Carolla

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It is “We have a very special announcement about this show” week on The Dangly Bits Show!

- Jen shaved her head.
- Dave is angry that he is not the most clever person on the show.
- Jen offends Dave and Tracy by not calling them chicks.
- Arizona has Dave turning in his Liberal credentials and wants to see your papers.
- Huge announcement about the Dangly Bits Show! You must listen.
- Guess what Adam Corolla is doing tomorrow? TALKING TO US! 2:30PM – May 7th.

Lots coming up on the Dave and Steve Show!

May 11th – Legendary Rock Photographer Mike Savoia.
May 12th – Rockers from Down Under, Airbourne.
May 18th – Comedian and MC of The Parlor Live – Big Irish Jay Hollingsworth.
May 25th – Jerilyn from the The Because Show.

Get in the Uhaul for another weekend and remember…next week is a dangly bits you won’t want to miss. You’ll regret missing it for the rest of your life. Don’t do that to yourself…oh and Keep ‘Em Danglin’.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #115b – Dangly Bits

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As if April wasn’t a big enough month for guests on The Dave and Steve Show, May promises to blow the socks right clean off of it!

We’ve also got a few other surprises we’re cooking up, so stay tuned!

While you’re at it, send a friend this guest list or post it to Facebook and Twitter, and let them know that your favorite podcast in the land continues to deliver on the goods!

Argar Largar!

Local Seattle rockers, The Crying Spell, join us to talk about their upcoming album, and their fancy white guitars!

- Steve begins the show by going off script, and it’s pure magic.
- Tracy had an anniversary, and saw some sharks when he wasn’t making spray pancakes.
- Dave went and saw Greg Fitzsimmons, who happened to be a guest on last Thursday’s show!
- We give away “Major League,” and kick off a contest to win “Alan Wake” for the Xbox 360.
- There is something called Urban Erotic Fiction, and a space alien tries to fly a plane in Idaho.
- A cast member of “The Andy Griffith Show” got robbed in Mayberry, and an anus makes a bad eel home.
- We get another installment of “Gretchen’s Diary,” and Dave would make an awful mink stole.
- “A Nightmare On Elm Street” proves that nobody gives a rip what movie critics say.
- Steve brings us an all-comic book ENews, complete with Spider-Man, and is told it will be his last.
- Nicholas Cage is still an asshat, but may get “Trumped” by Bret Michaels…
- We end the show by talking with Seattle’s up-and coming band, The Crying Spell!

Don’t forget to check out The Crying Spell’s website at: TheCryingSpell.com

When you’re done listening, make sure you check out Dave and Steve’s Droppings on iTunes.

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The Dave and Steve Show – Episode #115 – The Crying Spell

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